perkele said:Let me remind you first that I have the ban button.![]()
The_Monocle said:I'm much handsomer when I'm drunk
StickFigure said:Im in.
and LOL@the mods throwing out the heavy!!
Lestat said:rate me
Yarg! said:Raina is a 10.
Mamoth- you are a 6. I have not seen enough posts, sry. You are the red headed freckled band camp chick who has a nasty S&M side.
Mr.DB you give quality advice. You are an 8/10. THough you are not an ultra hot blonde hottie you would make a hot brunette. You do require some amounts of makeup to look good, but you are definately a trophy.
stickfigure you would be a 9. You enjoy making fun of GD, and thus you are a highscore. You have large tits and you have no objections flashing men at parties. You are also an STD infested slut.
Hardrock you are a 10 because of your huge rack.
Rsnoble- though old school your posts are not witty nor funny enough to get an 8. thus, you are a 7. Average looks, but with a makeover you can easily reach 8-9 levels.
Yarg! said:stickfigure you would be a 9. You enjoy making fun of GD, and thus you are a highscore. You have large tits and you have no objections flashing men at parties. You are also an STD infested slut.

Yarg! said:frisky, you make good posts, and you do hit me wiht K from time to time. you are caring loyal , thoughtful and an intelligent partner. though your posts are not good enough to warrant a 9, because of your loyalty, and the K hits, you do have nice,natural beauty, thus an 8.
holy shit this guy is good!Yarg! said:you are like the best friend's slutty little sister. when the buddies come over for a round of poker you are all over them calling them good bros and trying to entice them into bed. Though you are no doubt pretty, you chose men in quantity over quality. you lost your virginity at 15, but you are still a conquest for some. you have your secret admirers, and they send you valentines cards, but you are jaded and feel you are too high class or too good looking for them. you are also pregnant. you are a 7.5/10.
Yarg! said:hmm maybe i should rate the guys as women and women as guys. that would make it better since i forgot and started rating everyone as women...

Yarg! said:ceasar you are an 6/10 cuz i havent seen enough of your posts. you used to be hot, then you got abandoned on the altar, and ever since then you have let yourself go.
awitty is fucking fine. what awitty is doing on EF is anyones guess. with his looks he should be in milan or replacing kate moss now that shes lost her contract. hes got star quality looks, and can get any men he wants. you would be that italian looking , exotic hottie, rather than the stereotypical all american blonde, playboy bunny type. he is a catch, but extremely high maitence. a 10/10.
Yarg! said:ceasar you are an 6/10 cuz i havent seen enough of your posts. you used to be hot, then you got abandoned on the altar, and ever since then you have let yourself go.
Yarg! said:hmm maybe i should rate the guys as women and women as guys. that would make it better since i forgot and started rating everyone as women...

Yarg! said:nyc girl you are a miner with a gruff exterior. you rarely shave, but the ladies like your fuzz and i mean the stuff on your face. you are macho, and drive a dodge truck with the sticker 'bush chaney 04' and you are proud of this. inside you are a pretty nice guy and you do have a soft spot for puppies. you dream of settling down with a woman and getting out of the mines once and for all. youre an all american law abiding citizen and a patriot. you are an 8.
So True. Was it the strip clubs in West Va. that tipped you off?? 

The_Monocle said:I'm much handsomer when I'm drunk
that doesnt mean youre handsomeThe_Monocle said:I'm much handsomer when I'm drunk
I like you, more then most! I think you are seen as one of the most well respected people here. Getting married just dropped you a few points, people like the fantasy ya know? I still like you just the sameSmurfy said:lol this thread is funny. I anticipate that Im roughly a 3, mainly because most people dont like me.
but dammit Im having fun!

Yarg! said:BB- what can I say? You would be a very pretty and smart girl. YOu are outspoken, philisophical and open minded. you are opiniated and truely believes in the saying "I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." You are a hippy who enjoys zen and philosopy and stuff that makes you think. Some ppl cant handle you, but its their loss because you are extremely loyal and good looking enough to bag guys to your hearts content. while most women would wear gucci coats, you wear sweaters and scarves and while most women would be at home with a purse in one hand and a cell ph in the other, youd feel more adequate with a book of Robert Frost poetry, and a Cappacino from Star Bucks- hold back on the sugar.
are you calling BB a girl? or a girly type of man? or a man with girls? or a man's girl? or a tranny?bitch, hand over my other 1/10 or im going to email my picture to your girlfriendYarg! said:GD...GD... if you were a chick you would be the most vainest woman to ever walk the planet. you are stuck up, arrogant and prissy. your nose-in-the-air attitude is too much for some, but if a guy snags you , you can be sure hes BIG MAN ON CAMPUS amongst his friends. you are arm peice material, but alas not one to discuss foreign policy with. you're a 9/10 for your looks.

Yarg! said:sublime you post in threads alot, but you don't start threads too much. This leads me to believe that you are a dominatrix. you are a middle aged cougar red head who prowls bars and lurks in the shadows , sitting by herself, drinking her whiskey. when some poor young lad comes up to you and picks you up and you take himto your place. then it gets nasty. your looks arent that great but whose going to be brave enough to tell you?? youre a 7.5/10.
pick3 you're a girl with insecurity issues since you have weak karmic power. that means you are that chick who frequently checks herself out in the mirror and wishes that her breasts were just a tad bigger. you don't really know whether you should get implants because you are worried that you will seem like a slut since you are very conservative. you are a 7/10
swole is a friggin hottie. but good luck with this one shes might be too much for some. Swole is anyone of the chicks on the swedish snowboarding team. swole would be the type of girl that you find tickling each other in the change room when you and your nerdy friends spy on thru the key hole or from the vent shaft. swole is the next door neighbor blonde chick with pigtails who never notices you, but you and your friends always bring up her hottiness at every d &d session. swole is a 9.5/10
kian man ive never seen you post! you ugly friend card that accompanies every hot chick. the one that cock blocks like crazy. but thats not a bad thing, because without you swole would have all these STDs! and you are not so bad yourself once you lose the body fat, its just that placed next to swole you would be overshadowed. you are a 6.5/10
shawnerk, again ive never seen you post man. you're the 2nd cock block that accompanies swole in shopping sessions or to talk about guys. you, swole and kian have been friends since you were kids, but you are secretly alittle jealous of the attention swole gets. that does not matter though since you get plenty of dick from the guys you prevent from getting to swole. you are also a 6.5/10
island! youre from vancouver, the city with the hottest women in the world. you have large tits and long legs. you pay attention to your looks alot, but you are surprisingly approachable. you are that substitute that comes in every now and then that taolly captivates the highschoolers. intelligent but hot. you are a 9/10.
scotsman you are a huge beast of a woman. you kill the iron in the gym and nothing can stand in your way. you spend more money each month on whey then makeup and youre damn proud. you are also a soccer holigan and will crush anyone who speaks ill of chelsea. you are a lesbian, woe to the man who approaches you. you do have a soft side and you want people to see it more, but unfortunately know one can see past your bicep peak. you are a 6/10.
smurfy- is that frank mir in your av? anyways youre the guy who puts on eye liner, tons of gel in their hair and likes to wear beaters to the gym. youve been to every clubknown to man, but you do get pussy, and lots of it. you and your friends are all like you and hit the club circuits alot. you live off daddy's money and drive your porsche, but it doesnt matter, you are responsible for taking the virginity of over half the women in the city. you are also the token white guy in a crowd of Gs. a 8.5/10
If Im not mistaken, I believe you must be kidding.Y_lifter said:If that hairy beast Smurfy got an 8.5, hell, I should be at least a 9.8
alien amp pharm said:Lots of beautiful people posting here (minus Jaded). He must be busy pleasuring himself.

Lestat said:i nominate this for the best of for SURE.
Boardin087 said:the original poster really dissapoints on this one
hanselthecaretaker said:Oohh, ooh, me, me!!![]()
Yarg! said:Yasmina, you are that guy who is artsy and sensitive. you wear sports jackets and like to grow your hair long, not pony tail long, but artsy rockstar long. You like to have intelligent conversations and like to think. You would love to sail the world and discover new and exciting things. You look like something straight out of a TOmmy Hilfigur catelogue. YOu are a 9/10.
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