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As I imagine how you look from the quality of your posts. 10 being super rickson Gracie hot, and 1 being that greasy guy who stank up my car like tuna, hot.
 
The_Monocle said:
I'm much handsomer when I'm drunk


Monocle- I have not seen enough of your posts to make an accurate judgement. But I am sure you are atleast a 7 based on your high number of posts. Though you are good looking, you are by no means HOT , but rather "cute." You are like the best friend's sister or cousin who comes out of town once in awhile, and the other friends would tap just because she execeddes their expectations of what she might look like. You definately have a chance of bagging 8-9s. 10s if they are inebriated.

Perk- You are a hot smoking mama, that makes even aap jealous. Though your C and C posts, lets face it SUCK, you rose to power via your reign over the POW forums. You are an 8 , a milf from California look. Bleached blonde, large fake lips and breasts. In your younger years you were a 9.5, but the yrs have withered away your looks and not to mention the countless plastic surguries. When ppl post pictures of you on the internet (namely ppl like yourself) the majority of the responses would be "id hit it."
 
Raina said:
I'm a 15. If you disagree I'll recycle bin the thread.


ditto

;)
 
Raina is a 10.

Mamoth- you are a 6. I have not seen enough posts, sry. You are the red headed freckled band camp chick who has a nasty S&M side.


Mr.DB you give quality advice. You are an 8/10. THough you are not an ultra hot blonde hottie you would make a hot brunette. You do require some amounts of makeup to look good, but you are definately a trophy.

stickfigure you would be a 9. You enjoy making fun of GD, and thus you are a highscore. You have large tits and you have no objections flashing men at parties. You are also an STD infested slut.

Hardrock you are a 10 because of your huge rack.

Rsnoble- though old school your posts are not witty nor funny enough to get an 8. thus, you are a 7. Average looks, but with a makeover you can easily reach 8-9 levels.
 
Lestat said:

you are like the best friend's slutty little sister. when the buddies come over for a round of poker you are all over them calling them good bros and trying to entice them into bed. Though you are no doubt pretty, you chose men in quantity over quality. you lost your virginity at 15, but you are still a conquest for some. you have your secret admirers, and they send you valentines cards, but you are jaded and feel you are too high class or too good looking for them. you are also pregnant. you are a 7.5/10.
 
Yarg! said:
Raina is a 10.

Mamoth- you are a 6. I have not seen enough posts, sry. You are the red headed freckled band camp chick who has a nasty S&M side.


Mr.DB you give quality advice. You are an 8/10. THough you are not an ultra hot blonde hottie you would make a hot brunette. You do require some amounts of makeup to look good, but you are definately a trophy.

stickfigure you would be a 9. You enjoy making fun of GD, and thus you are a highscore. You have large tits and you have no objections flashing men at parties. You are also an STD infested slut.

Hardrock you are a 10 because of your huge rack.

Rsnoble- though old school your posts are not witty nor funny enough to get an 8. thus, you are a 7. Average looks, but with a makeover you can easily reach 8-9 levels.

hillarious
 
fogg88 is a sassy black woman with a fro straight out of a blaxpoloitation film. you speak your mind and you like to empower minorities and women. you work tirelessly for gender equality, but you are still damn fine and a damn foxy lady. if a guy slaps your ass you would knee them in the nuts right away. you get an 8/10.

frisky, you make good posts, and you do hit me wiht K from time to time. you are caring loyal , thoughtful and an intelligent partner. though your posts are not good enough to warrant a 9, because of your loyalty, and the K hits, you do have nice,natural beauty, thus an 8.

MM- you seem to remember alot about my escapades. and post quality stuff. you are a hoochie mama, and got the "you dont know me'' attitude when people speak out about your skanky dresses. however you are also a cock tease, and you prefer companionship of women over men. you are probably an 8.5/10, blonde, busty and daddy's princess.
 
Yarg! said:
stickfigure you would be a 9. You enjoy making fun of GD, and thus you are a highscore. You have large tits and you have no objections flashing men at parties. You are also an STD infested slut.

When did I become a chic???:heks:
 
Yarg! said:
frisky, you make good posts, and you do hit me wiht K from time to time. you are caring loyal , thoughtful and an intelligent partner. though your posts are not good enough to warrant a 9, because of your loyalty, and the K hits, you do have nice,natural beauty, thus an 8.

Damn I knew I should have hit you before i posted ;)

anyway, I'm gonna triple it due to the 3x's rule, so that puts me at 24


Thanks darlin, though you gave me sub par rating, your comment was really nice.
 
ceasar you are an 6/10 cuz i havent seen enough of your posts. you used to be hot, then you got abandoned on the altar, and ever since then you have let yourself go.

awitty is fucking fine. what awitty is doing on EF is anyones guess. with his looks he should be in milan or replacing kate moss now that shes lost her contract. hes got star quality looks, and can get any men he wants. you would be that italian looking , exotic hottie, rather than the stereotypical all american blonde, playboy bunny type. he is a catch, but extremely high maitence. a 10/10.
 
Yarg! said:
you are like the best friend's slutty little sister. when the buddies come over for a round of poker you are all over them calling them good bros and trying to entice them into bed. Though you are no doubt pretty, you chose men in quantity over quality. you lost your virginity at 15, but you are still a conquest for some. you have your secret admirers, and they send you valentines cards, but you are jaded and feel you are too high class or too good looking for them. you are also pregnant. you are a 7.5/10.
holy shit this guy is good!

Great thread Yarg!
 
hmm maybe i should rate the guys as women and women as guys. that would make it better since i forgot and started rating everyone as women...
 
Yarg! said:
ceasar you are an 6/10 cuz i havent seen enough of your posts. you used to be hot, then you got abandoned on the altar, and ever since then you have let yourself go.

awitty is fucking fine. what awitty is doing on EF is anyones guess. with his looks he should be in milan or replacing kate moss now that shes lost her contract. hes got star quality looks, and can get any men he wants. you would be that italian looking , exotic hottie, rather than the stereotypical all american blonde, playboy bunny type. he is a catch, but extremely high maitence. a 10/10.

Holy shit! You nailed it. This is creepy you know so much about me. I almost feel violated.
 
Yarg! said:
ceasar you are an 6/10 cuz i havent seen enough of your posts. you used to be hot, then you got abandoned on the altar, and ever since then you have let yourself go.

I dont really get mine but I wont have you explain it with all the others trying to compensate for all the attention they never had during their childhood.

jk.
 
Yarg! said:
hmm maybe i should rate the guys as women and women as guys. that would make it better since i forgot and started rating everyone as women...


wtf...... i typed out similar shit and hit submit thought it went thru but it didn't and you then post this

creepy :evil:
 
nyc girl you are a miner with a gruff exterior. you rarely shave, but the ladies like your fuzz and i mean the stuff on your face. you are macho, and drive a dodge truck with the sticker 'bush chaney 04' and you are proud of this. inside you are a pretty nice guy and you do have a soft spot for puppies. you dream of settling down with a woman and getting out of the mines once and for all. youre an all american law abiding citizen and a patriot. you are an 8.

shamrock i havent see enough of your posts man. you are a nagging house wife with a rolling pin and you wont hesitate to bust some balls if your man comes home late. you are a soccer mom who raises her kids by punishing them with lectures and rewarding them with motherly love like brownies and hugs. you used to be a cheerleader in highschool and you and your daughter get along very well, you would always be there for your kids and your man, but if they cross the line, all hell breaks lose. you are a 6.5/10.
 
hammy youre that girl whose a whore! you are surrounded by your equally whore like friends and you just sit by yourselves in the club, drinking your damn daquaris. you do hit the club scene, but you only like guys who are extremely good looking, and thus you are very vain. however, unfortunately for you, you dress really slutty, so you bag guys who are brainless. one day you will settle down and have a brainless middle class family. you will then realize you sshould have gone out with the band nerd in highschool because he is now your husband's boss. you are a 6.
 
Yarg! said:
nyc girl you are a miner with a gruff exterior. you rarely shave, but the ladies like your fuzz and i mean the stuff on your face. you are macho, and drive a dodge truck with the sticker 'bush chaney 04' and you are proud of this. inside you are a pretty nice guy and you do have a soft spot for puppies. you dream of settling down with a woman and getting out of the mines once and for all. youre an all american law abiding citizen and a patriot. you are an 8.

:lmao: So True. Was it the strip clubs in West Va. that tipped you off?? :lmao:

Except the "fuzz". I bare from the neck down, eyebrows are always done (even miners like groomed eyebrows), and nothing on the face.

Otherwise, So True. :lmao:
 
you diffuse other people's bombs so you have your own sense of morals and ethics. you are a tom boy, though not known for your good looks (post quality) pepole admire you for your outspokeness and your sense of standing up for what you believe in. you also have girlie habits but they take a back seat to what you like: mtn biking with the guys, playing basketball or boxing. all these sports do have a plus; your amazing body. your abs are flat and toned and you have wicked stamina. you hope to make the triathalon team next year, that is, if they have the bikini in camoflauge. a healthy 8.5/10.
 
lol, witty stuff right here

have at it son, hit me with ur best description
 
Yeah, but first tellme how to turn off this fucking autocomplete thing. It has a few searches I am not proud of on my dad's PC , well..porn and umm more porn.
 
sublime you post in threads alot, but you don't start threads too much. This leads me to believe that you are a dominatrix. you are a middle aged cougar red head who prowls bars and lurks in the shadows , sitting by herself, drinking her whiskey. when some poor young lad comes up to you and picks you up and you take himto your place. then it gets nasty. your looks arent that great but whose going to be brave enough to tell you?? youre a 7.5/10.

pick3 you're a girl with insecurity issues since you have weak karmic power. that means you are that chick who frequently checks herself out in the mirror and wishes that her breasts were just a tad bigger. you don't really know whether you should get implants because you are worried that you will seem like a slut since you are very conservative. you are a 7/10

swole is a friggin hottie. but good luck with this one shes might be too much for some. Swole is anyone of the chicks on the swedish snowboarding team. swole would be the type of girl that you find tickling each other in the change room when you and your nerdy friends spy on thru the key hole or from the vent shaft. swole is the next door neighbor blonde chick with pigtails who never notices you, but you and your friends always bring up her hottiness at every d &d session. swole is a 9.5/10

kian man ive never seen you post! you ugly friend card that accompanies every hot chick. the one that cock blocks like crazy. but thats not a bad thing, because without you swole would have all these STDs! and you are not so bad yourself once you lose the body fat, its just that placed next to swole you would be overshadowed. you are a 6.5/10

shawnerk, again ive never seen you post man. you're the 2nd cock block that accompanies swole in shopping sessions or to talk about guys. you, swole and kian have been friends since you were kids, but you are secretly alittle jealous of the attention swole gets. that does not matter though since you get plenty of dick from the guys you prevent from getting to swole. you are also a 6.5/10

island! youre from vancouver, the city with the hottest women in the world. you have large tits and long legs. you pay attention to your looks alot, but you are surprisingly approachable. you are that substitute that comes in every now and then that taolly captivates the highschoolers. intelligent but hot. you are a 9/10.

scotsman you are a huge beast of a woman. you kill the iron in the gym and nothing can stand in your way. you spend more money each month on whey then makeup and youre damn proud. you are also a soccer holigan and will crush anyone who speaks ill of chelsea. you are a lesbian, woe to the man who approaches you. you do have a soft side and you want people to see it more, but unfortunately know one can see past your bicep peak. you are a 6/10.

smurfy- is that frank mir in your av? anyways youre the guy who puts on eye liner, tons of gel in their hair and likes to wear beaters to the gym. youve been to every clubknown to man, but you do get pussy, and lots of it. you and your friends are all like you and hit the club circuits alot. you live off daddy's money and drive your porsche, but it doesnt matter, you are responsible for taking the virginity of over half the women in the city. you are also the token white guy in a crowd of Gs. a 8.5/10
 
Smurfy said:
lol this thread is funny. I anticipate that Im roughly a 3, mainly because most people dont like me.

but dammit Im having fun!
I like you, more then most! I think you are seen as one of the most well respected people here. Getting married just dropped you a few points, people like the fantasy ya know? I still like you just the same :) :heart:
 
Oaky- you'e pretty fine. your breasts are of avg size and you are not really curvy, but you are fit and toned. you are a steady worker and loyal. you are a girl who is kind of timid at times, but can be coaxed into doing something reckless. you never fuck on the first date, but you are open to options. you are also probably the smartest out of your friends. as a girl im sure youre atleast an 8.

hotzie you like to be heard. you are a chick whose always on the go and is always on the phone. you just like to talk! you are what you would call a girly girl, but you are also pretty damn funny and witty. amongst your friends, your companionship is highly valued since you start the conversations. you'd be an 8 also.

GD...GD... if you were a chick you would be the most vainest woman to ever walk the planet. you are stuck up, arrogant and prissy. your nose-in-the-air attitude is too much for some, but if a guy snags you , you can be sure hes BIG MAN ON CAMPUS amongst his friends. you are arm peice material, but alas not one to discuss foreign policy with. you're a 9/10 for your looks.

bigmann- you're that neighborhood watch dog lady who calls the cops on the kids if the parties get too loud. without you, no one would know who GD was dating that week or who perklee picked up at the bar. you are the gossip queen, and you are also very conservative. you are the ring leader amongst your group of tupper ware friends and you are always the first to whisper stuff about the new AYE-rab neighbors that moved down the block. an all american cheerleader in HS you once were, but having 4 kids have not been kind to your looks. if you were a woman, you'd be a 6.5/10.

radar- you are the epitome of the classy cougar. you enjoy fine champaigns and fireside chats while listening to miles davis. you like guys with class and sophistication. however, youre never one to keep your wealth to yourself, and you share is readily with the little people. Radar as a woman, based on your post count, you would look amazing hosting a ball or a fund raiser for Pakistani earth quake victims in your Christian Dior gown. You are an 8/10.

BB- what can I say? You would be a very pretty and smart girl. YOu are outspoken, philisophical and open minded. you are opiniated and truely believes in the saying "I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." You are a hippy who enjoys zen and philosopy and stuff that makes you think. Some ppl cant handle you, but its their loss because you are extremely loyal and good looking enough to bag guys to your hearts content. while most women would wear gucci coats, you wear sweaters and scarves and while most women would be at home with a purse in one hand and a cell ph in the other, youd feel more adequate with a book of Robert Frost poetry, and a Cappacino from Star Bucks- hold back on the sugar. 8/10

Yasmina, you are that guy who is artsy and sensitive. you wear sports jackets and like to grow your hair long, not pony tail long, but artsy rockstar long. You like to have intelligent conversations and like to think. You would love to sail the world and discover new and exciting things. You look like something straight out of a TOmmy Hilfigur catelogue. YOu are a 9/10.

thatsit for tonight , time to sleep.
 
Yarg! said:
BB- what can I say? You would be a very pretty and smart girl. YOu are outspoken, philisophical and open minded. you are opiniated and truely believes in the saying "I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." You are a hippy who enjoys zen and philosopy and stuff that makes you think. Some ppl cant handle you, but its their loss because you are extremely loyal and good looking enough to bag guys to your hearts content. while most women would wear gucci coats, you wear sweaters and scarves and while most women would be at home with a purse in one hand and a cell ph in the other, youd feel more adequate with a book of Robert Frost poetry, and a Cappacino from Star Bucks- hold back on the sugar.

:lmao: are you calling BB a girl? or a girly type of man? or a man with girls? or a man's girl? or a tranny?
 
No, lol I explained this: the guys are rated as women and vice versa.
 
Yarg! said:
GD...GD... if you were a chick you would be the most vainest woman to ever walk the planet. you are stuck up, arrogant and prissy. your nose-in-the-air attitude is too much for some, but if a guy snags you , you can be sure hes BIG MAN ON CAMPUS amongst his friends. you are arm peice material, but alas not one to discuss foreign policy with. you're a 9/10 for your looks.
bitch, hand over my other 1/10 or im going to email my picture to your girlfriend

and your mom :evil:
 
Yarg! said:
sublime you post in threads alot, but you don't start threads too much. This leads me to believe that you are a dominatrix. you are a middle aged cougar red head who prowls bars and lurks in the shadows , sitting by herself, drinking her whiskey. when some poor young lad comes up to you and picks you up and you take himto your place. then it gets nasty. your looks arent that great but whose going to be brave enough to tell you?? youre a 7.5/10.

pick3 you're a girl with insecurity issues since you have weak karmic power. that means you are that chick who frequently checks herself out in the mirror and wishes that her breasts were just a tad bigger. you don't really know whether you should get implants because you are worried that you will seem like a slut since you are very conservative. you are a 7/10

swole is a friggin hottie. but good luck with this one shes might be too much for some. Swole is anyone of the chicks on the swedish snowboarding team. swole would be the type of girl that you find tickling each other in the change room when you and your nerdy friends spy on thru the key hole or from the vent shaft. swole is the next door neighbor blonde chick with pigtails who never notices you, but you and your friends always bring up her hottiness at every d &d session. swole is a 9.5/10

kian man ive never seen you post! you ugly friend card that accompanies every hot chick. the one that cock blocks like crazy. but thats not a bad thing, because without you swole would have all these STDs! and you are not so bad yourself once you lose the body fat, its just that placed next to swole you would be overshadowed. you are a 6.5/10

shawnerk, again ive never seen you post man. you're the 2nd cock block that accompanies swole in shopping sessions or to talk about guys. you, swole and kian have been friends since you were kids, but you are secretly alittle jealous of the attention swole gets. that does not matter though since you get plenty of dick from the guys you prevent from getting to swole. you are also a 6.5/10

island! youre from vancouver, the city with the hottest women in the world. you have large tits and long legs. you pay attention to your looks alot, but you are surprisingly approachable. you are that substitute that comes in every now and then that taolly captivates the highschoolers. intelligent but hot. you are a 9/10.

scotsman you are a huge beast of a woman. you kill the iron in the gym and nothing can stand in your way. you spend more money each month on whey then makeup and youre damn proud. you are also a soccer holigan and will crush anyone who speaks ill of chelsea. you are a lesbian, woe to the man who approaches you. you do have a soft side and you want people to see it more, but unfortunately know one can see past your bicep peak. you are a 6/10.

smurfy- is that frank mir in your av? anyways youre the guy who puts on eye liner, tons of gel in their hair and likes to wear beaters to the gym. youve been to every clubknown to man, but you do get pussy, and lots of it. you and your friends are all like you and hit the club circuits alot. you live off daddy's money and drive your porsche, but it doesnt matter, you are responsible for taking the virginity of over half the women in the city. you are also the token white guy in a crowd of Gs. a 8.5/10

haha that's some funny stuff. Hit mine right on the head. LOL Bump, to keep this going.
 
I have a pic of my sexy buttocks in my gallery...that should help my rating.
 
Lots of beautiful people posting here (minus Jaded). He must be busy pleasuring himself.
 
i nominate this for the best of for SURE.
 
Lestat said:
i nominate this for the best of for SURE.

Someone should start doing "Rate this EF member 1-10" threads. Where each day we have an EF member posting his/her best pic then members vote in a poll from 1 to 10.
 
Boardin087 said:
the original poster really dissapoints on this one

Yeah tell me about it.

I was wanting to know how gay guys viewed my looks. Now he won't respond.

Bummer.
 
Oohh, ooh, me, me!! :)
 
You're all whores and deserve no more than 2s. All of you now, shut up and shower me with Karma.



Actually, I just got back from a party, and Ive been too busy with work and school to check this monster of a thread. Ill do the comments later, its 2;25 AM here and I am stoned/tired. I must slumber.
 
Yarg! said:
Yasmina, you are that guy who is artsy and sensitive. you wear sports jackets and like to grow your hair long, not pony tail long, but artsy rockstar long. You like to have intelligent conversations and like to think. You would love to sail the world and discover new and exciting things. You look like something straight out of a TOmmy Hilfigur catelogue. YOu are a 9/10.

Sweet!
You are very kind to me, karma to you as soon as I reload :rolly:



What can I say nature mad me this way. One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.
 
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