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jnevin

jnevin

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Why can you blame everything under the sun on your monthly friend if you want to. (Not that it happens all the time) If we (men) even mention it, jokingly or out of concern for feelings, we somehow become the biggest douchebags in the world. Your friends even can be called so they know what an asshole your man is because he asked if "it" is here and if you need anything.

I'm not talking about the fucking dickheads that say things like,"What, are you ragging?" That's as unacceptable to probably 90% of the guys here as it is to you. I know Shadow gets bitchy if Jersey says things like that to him.

Reason I ask is, my GF has been acting kind of testy, holding her stomach, acting down, etc. I've seen the pattern 3 months in a row and know what's up w/ her, not to mention I was married for a few years and can tell when these things are happening.

I asked her if she needed anything. "For what?" she says.
"I know you're not feeling too good and wanted to know if you need anything."

This spiraled out of control with me holding on for dear life. I know we don't bleed for five days and not die, but men do have hormonal fluctuations that are similar to women.

So why are you so damn crazy?
 
jnevin said:
Why can you blame everything under the sun on your monthly friend if you want to. (Not that it happens all the time) If we (men) even mention it, jokingly or out of concern for feelings, we somehow become the biggest douchebags in the world. Your friends even can be called so they know what an asshole your man is because he asked if "it" is here and if you need anything.

I'm not talking about the fucking dickheads that say things like,"What, are you ragging?" That's as unacceptable to probably 90% of the guys here as it is to you. I know Shadow gets bitchy if Jersey says things like that to him.

Reason I ask is, my GF has been acting kind of testy, holding her stomach, acting down, etc. I've seen the pattern 3 months in a row and know what's up w/ her, not to mention I was married for a few years and can tell when these things are happening.

I asked her if she needed anything. "For what?" she says.
"I know you're not feeling too good and wanted to know if you need anything."

This spiraled out of control with me holding on for dear life. I know we don't bleed for five days and not die, but men do have hormonal fluctuations that are similar to women.

So why are you so damn crazy?
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I blame Oprah.
 
Same reason that they want you to ask if something is wrong then tell you nothing when you ask.

LMAO at KB, so true.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
my line is easy:

"When you're not acting like an emotional basketcase who's impervious to logic and reason...give me a call".

(click).

shuts 'em up good.
 
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Well, most chicks are center-of-attention sympathy junkies who expect men to be fucking mind readers and then get mad at them because they're not. Any chicks who do that deserve to have their tits hacked off, cuz it makes those of us who don't do that look bad. If your GF does that, ditch her now, cuz if you marry her, yer fucked.
 
Scotsman said:
Same reason that they want you to ask if something is wrong then tell you nothing when you ask.

LMAO at KB, so true.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Yeah. I saw CC's thread and it made me think about this. If they want attention, just find a positive way to go about it.
 
trailseeker said:
Ive found if I want attention from my hubby, a blow job usually works.
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See, that's what I'm saying. Don't stomp around the goddamn house acting rammy, saying you want whatever for dinner, I make it to be nice, and not eat it. Yell at me with your crazy ass that you weren't done with it when I take the plate.

OMFG! Reading what I'm writing is showing what a crazy, crazy person I've been with.

OK. New subject. She's an unbelievable lay. How do I cut all but the sex out of this relationship? NOW GODDAMNIT!!!
 
trailseeker said:
Ive found if I want attention from my hubby, a blow job usually works.
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We think alike :verygood:
 
Razorguns said:
my line is easy:

"When you're not acting like an emotional basketcase who's not impervious to logic and reason...give me a call".

(click).

shuts 'em up good.
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You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Razorguns again.
 
Scotsman said:
Same reason that they want you to ask if something is wrong then tell you nothing when you ask.

LMAO at KB, so true.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Yah, pretty much.
















That said, I'd like to proudly mention that I've moved up from "nothing" to "I don't want to talk about it now".















You might want to just be happy with "nothing" - the later means you have sit and wait for a while.
 
jnevin said:
See, that's what I'm saying. Don't stomp around the goddamn house acting rammy, saying you want whatever for dinner, I make it to be nice, and not eat it. Yell at me with your crazy ass that you weren't done with it when I take the plate.

OMFG! Reading what I'm writing is showing what a crazy, crazy person I've been with.

OK. New subject. She's an unbelievable lay. How do I cut all but the sex out of this relationship? NOW GODDAMNIT!!!
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Honey, there are a lot of cool chicks that are unbelievable lays out there, but you wont find any of them cuz yer hangin' with Princess PMS. Besides...SEX is not a RELATIONSHIP. Ya need to think anout this one for a bit...
 
velvett said:
Yah, pretty much.
















That said, I'd like to proudly mention that I've moved up from "nothing" to "I don't want to talk about it now".















You might want to just be happy with "nothing" - the later means you have sit and wait for a while.
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Vel.. I have an urge to touch the boobies... Thats a hot avatar :p
 
I dont trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesnt die!!

Did you know that women who are in close quarters with each other, that their menstrual cycles will begin to align. I forget why, but Im sure it has something to do with the slight odor. and dont say that to be gross.
 
trailseeker said:
Honey, there are a lot of cool chicks that are unbelievable lays out there, but you wont find any of them cuz yer hangin' with Princess PMS. Besides...SEX is not a RELATIONSHIP. Ya need to think anout this one for a bit...
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True. Sex doesn't seem quite as good unless the girl feels comfortable and will let loose. If she does right away it's princess STD instead of PMS. I'll take the former any day. I'm just thinking hypnosis or mild brainwashing so the sex part is still good. Nothing crazy obviously. :evil:
 
The Shadow said:
Damn....you too?
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LOL

... Dem things are looking mouth watering good :p



scuse me while I wipe....















the droll ;)
 
When a woman has her monthly cycle she gets very uncomfortable physical and mental symptoms. These speaking from experience occur before the onset of the menstrual period. That is when I love being on my own b/c people start annoying me for minuscule things. I do not like it but I cannot control it and at that moment the rage magnifies ten times fold. :( It is painful to be in that situation and women feel like shit, all bloated like whales about to give birth to tomato souce.

Estimates of affected women range from 40 to 80%. About 5% of women experience symptoms that cause them severe impairment.

By the way the menstrual rage does not unvail towards men only, it gets directed towards the mother, brother even an annoying bird singing on the roof. The noise, personal issues, music, smell of food can unsettle a woman.

That is nature and please do not hold it against us. I am not sure what a man could do in that situation to protect himself!!! Maybe be quite, give the woman a massage without even asking for her permission, buy flowers, don't talk too much....etc!
 
jnevin said:
Why can you blame everything under the sun on your monthly friend if you want to. (Not that it happens all the time) If we (men) even mention it, jokingly or out of concern for feelings, we somehow become the biggest douchebags in the world. Your friends even can be called so they know what an asshole your man is because he asked if "it" is here and if you need anything.

I'm not talking about the fucking dickheads that say things like,"What, are you ragging?" That's as unacceptable to probably 90% of the guys here as it is to you. I know Shadow gets bitchy if Jersey says things like that to him.

Reason I ask is, my GF has been acting kind of testy, holding her stomach, acting down, etc. I've seen the pattern 3 months in a row and know what's up w/ her, not to mention I was married for a few years and can tell when these things are happening.

I asked her if she needed anything. "For what?" she says.
"I know you're not feeling too good and wanted to know if you need anything."

This spiraled out of control with me holding on for dear life. I know we don't bleed for five days and not die, but men do have hormonal fluctuations that are similar to women.

So why are you so damn crazy?
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what do you expect, shes on her period of course shell be moody
 
Yasmina said:
When a woman has a monthly cycle she gets very uncomfortable physical and mental symptoms. This speaking from experience occur before the onset of the menstrual period. That is when I love being on my own b/c people start annoying me for minuscule things. I do not like it but I cannot control it and at that moment the rage magnifies ten times fold. :( It is painful to be in that situation and women feel like shit, all blated like whales about to give birth to tomato souce.

Estimates of affected women range from 40 to 80%. About 5% of women experience symptoms that cause them severe impairment.

By the way the menstrual rage does not unvail towards men only, it gets directed towards the monther, brother even an annoying bird singing on the roof. The noise, personal issues, music, smell of food can unsettle a woman.

That is nature and please do not hold it against us. I am not sure what a man could do in that situation to protect himself!!! Maybe be quite, give the woman a massage without even asking for her permission, buy flowers, don't talk too much....etc!
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Ypu've talked me off the ledge. I know it affects some more that others, but she's got to get a handle on it. It's unacceptable and selfish not to be considerate to those around her. That being said, I know I'm not all there as my cycle of um, "creatine" progresses. I try to be nice, but if this shit doesn't end I'll just quit it or chop her up in the bathtub, put her in a suitcase, and throw her off the freeway overpass.
 
Jevin


get your bitch ass in the kitchen and fix me some pie.
 
Razorguns said:
all of us men should go on clomid 1 week a month and show women how it feels to be on the other end. :)
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Excellent point. The board would be pretty funny to look back on after that as well.
 
jnevin said:
Ypu've talked me off the ledge. I know it affects some more that others, but she's got to get a handle on it. It's unacceptable and selfish not to be considerate to those around her. That being said, I know I'm not all there as my cycle of um, "creatine" progresses. I try to be nice, but if this shit doesn't end I'll just quit it or chop her up in the bathtub, put her in a suitcase, and throw her off the freeway overpass.
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Look, I totally understand how you feel.

I feel like throwing myself off the statute of liberty, but I cannot do it because there is someone out there who loves me.

Anyway, what really works for me at that particular time is a glass of red wine, alcohol numbs the pain and makes me dizzy. I works like a charm and calms me down immediately. I feel like I am floating. Medication for me does NOTHING.

SO maybe suggest to your beloved a glass of sweet red. One glass though, not a bottle!!! ;)
 
The Shadow said:
..thought your knee pads would have gotten most of it
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I was thinking you could take the feather duster out of your ass, replace it with a squeegie, and drag your ass around the floor like a dog in heat. It would be cute in the French maid outfit you have on.
 
jnevin said:
I was thinking you could take the feather duster out of your ass, replace it with a squeegie, and drag your ass around the floor like a dog in heat. It would be cute in the French maid outfit you have on.
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WEAK......



go douse yourself with some petrol and play paddycake with a couple of flint rocks...then maybe you can find a good flame...
 
jnevin said:
...I asked her if she needed anything. "For what?" she says.
"I know you're not feeling too good and wanted to know if you need anything."

This spiraled out of control with me holding on for dear life. I know we don't bleed for five days and not die, but men do have hormonal fluctuations that are similar to women.

So why are you so damn crazy?
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If that's how you asked...and that's how she responded, that's completely messed up. Feeling crappy is not a license to treat the people close to you like that. I don't care what your hormones are doing. I wouldn't put up with that kind of behaviour from a guy, and I certainly wouldn't expect anyone to put up with that from me.
 
The Shadow said:
WEAK......



go douse yourself with some petrol and play paddycake with a couple of flint rocks...then maybe you can find a good flame...
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Aw c'mon princess. The kneepads was much worse than that. Petrol? WTF? I didn't realize they spoke Euro-trash in GA.
 
I took the cosmo quiz on this topic and it said because all men are assholes...

So, far that has been the answer on all the cosmo quizzes I have taken.
 
mountain muscle said:
I took the cosmo quiz on this topic and it said because all men are assholes.
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See. I can live with that.

Maxim said it was because the loss of blood makes them woozy and grouchy.
 
jnevin said:
Aw c'mon princess. The kneepads was much worse than that. Petrol? WTF? I didn't realize they spoke Euro-trash in GA.
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Petrol is 2 syllables


Gasoline is 3.


...thought you might need the help
 
jnevin said:
See. I can live with that.

Maxim said it was because the loss of blood makes them woozy and grouchy.
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It's you guys that make us woozy and grouchy. I guarantee it's not the loss of blood!!!!!
 
The Shadow said:
Petrol is 2 syllables


Gasoline is 3.


...thought you might need the help
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Shadow, Shadow, Shadow. Are you tired? You need a nap before we continue? You're pwning yourself. Go practice typing something witty in the mirror and come back and see if you can get it right. ;)
 
Frisky said:
It's you guys that make us woozy and grouchy. I guarantee it's not the loss of blood!!!!!
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It was a bad joke. My bad, I've been dumbing myself down by playing with Shadow.
 
jnevin said:
Shadow, Shadow, Shadow. Are you tired? You need a nap before we continue? You're pwning yourself. Go practice typing something witty in the mirror and come back and see if you can get it right. ;)
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Please bitch


A monkey shackled to a fucking Smith Corona could pound out a better flame than you.
 
The Shadow said:
Please bitch


A monkey shackled to a fucking Smith Corona could pound out a better flame than you.
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1. I'm not trying to flame, just play. Don't take my pwnage of your ass personally.

2. You are an excellent flamer. The poundings I've given you have been great for me.






















OK that was weak. I'm multi tasking. Damn!
 
Yasmina said:
When a woman has her monthly cycle she gets very uncomfortable physical and mental symptoms. These speaking from experience occur before the onset of the menstrual period. That is when I love being on my own b/c people start annoying me for minuscule things. I do not like it but I cannot control it and at that moment the rage magnifies ten times fold. :( It is painful to be in that situation and women feel like shit, all bloated like whales about to give birth to tomato souce.

Estimates of affected women range from 40 to 80%. About 5% of women experience symptoms that cause them severe impairment.

By the way the menstrual rage does not unvail towards men only, it gets directed towards the mother, brother even an annoying bird singing on the roof. The noise, personal issues, music, smell of food can unsettle a woman.

That is nature and please do not hold it against us. I am not sure what a man could do in that situation to protect himself!!! Maybe be quite, give the woman a massage without even asking for her permission, buy flowers, don't talk too much....etc!
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Ok...sometimes I get into moods I want to smash people's heads open with my bare fists.

Should I take that out on my gf just to vent??
 
I've never had this problem so I couldnt tell you.

As for the blowjob thing. I am of the same mindset... Bending over indiscriminantly while wearing not much more than a thong works as well.
 
Dang I was thinking the same thing about her boobies...I just want to touch them!! Very Nice!!

Women tend to use the PMS thing as a great excuse. I was told that if they are on the pill they don't even get real PMS and it is all in their heads. I get irritable for aday but I keep that to myself for the most part...or appoligize right away if I lose it
 
having grown up in a house full of women, i just act normal. of course, it helps that it is widely understood that i am probably the biggest ballbreaker in the universe to people who piss me off for no reason, and so usually its them giving me space rather than the other way around :D

seriously though, PMS/PMT is no excuse. wait untilt he period is over and have a short sharp chat about communicating with your partner regardless of how youre feeling, even if the entirety of the discussion is the sentence "im not feeling good, lets talk another time". its just disrespectful otherwise.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
Vagina=Devil
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Heh heh heh.

I like the clomid idea. My wife used to be a complete bitch while on the rag. I told her numerous times that she needed to chill out and quit treating me like shit. She would just get pissed and say shit like "You don't have to go through it", to which I would reply, "Yeah, but you aren't the one that has to put up with you while you are going through it." Then, when I did my first cycle of fina, I took a little too high of a dose and turned into a real asshole. I then followed that cycle up with clomid. After that rollercoaster, she now understands. She no longer treats me like shit.
 
good god just wait until my daughters are older...I will have to build a menstrual shed for them and but them outside when they have it
 
Just put your women on DepoProvera and most likely they won't even get their periods. Then you don't have to worry about PMS.
 
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