Porky Piggin with SL

[SouthernLord]

Just hanging out here in my lounge gear enjoying a glass of wine. I'm so fucking classy.

Prolly gonna fire up the single hitter and finish off this bottle. Good times.

I'm starting to like being single. Relationships are way over rated. My weekends are fucking awesome now.

 

[bigpokey]

not really godzilla with a one hitter mo like geico

 

[SouthernLord]

It's the kind bro. I like to take it one hit at a time.

Btw,,, I ordered a green dragon roll at the sushi bar last night in honor of jigzilla

 

[bigpokey]

already wine goes bom with some good

 

[SouthernLord]

I'm limbered

 

[SouthernLord]

And it's early lol

 

[jiggagold]

It's the kind bro. I like to take it one hit at a time.

Btw,,, I ordered a green dragon roll at the sushi bar last night in honor of jigzilla

much love

 

[Lambruh]

Weed was so fuckin 2000 bro, sobriety is teh cool

 

[jiggagold]

im bout to sip some erk an jerk and blaze a fatty then smash a phatty

 

[PICK3]

I'm limbered

just my wrists

 

[calveless wonder]

Lololol. Porky piggin it is one of my favorite phrases ever

 

[cindylou]

I must have missed the break up story....congrats on being single

 

[nimbus]

love it

 

[chewyxrage]

thought you were hitched bro? what did you do!??!

Single hitters w/ kill is the way to go. A quarter lasts me a month or two that way Economical pot heads FTW!

 

[cuthroat]

thought you were hitched bro? what did you do!??!

Single hitters w/ kill is the way to go. A quarter lasts me a month or two that way Economical pot heads FTW!

he shoved a a fork in her face and buried her in the backyard next to the dog...but not to close because he didn't want to contaminate fluffy's grave with bitch goo.

 

[chewyxrage]

he shoved a a fork in her face and buried her in the backyard next to the dog...but not to close because he didn't want to contaminate fluffy's grave with bitch goo.

yikes bro

Your gentle hand seems too cute on that pup to speak of such things

 

[puddlemonkey]

you were in a relationship?

 

[calveless wonder]

From what I remember, it was fairly open of s relationship. Nothing serious

 

[ortiz34]

I must have missed the break up story....congrats on being single

Yeah, most people don't choose to air their life out on a steroid forum full of ball busters

 

[SouthernLord]

Yeah, most people don't choose to air their life out on a steroid forum full of ball busters

lol

She hated me because I wore boat shoes and cussed at inappropriate times. I hated her because she was a clingy bitch from whore island. This pretty much sums it up.

Now I'm free to do awesome man stuff like shit with the door open, take riverboat gambling trips, and make my own beef jerky.

 

[-SD-]

Now you can bang cougs on your route who grab your junk when you show up with a package

 

[SouthernLord]

Yes!!!!!!

The coug is still on my route. She never answers the door anymore. I think she was let down by my package

lol

 

[75th]

stfu.

Also, I thought this would be a thread describing an awesome IF meal.

 

[SouthernLord]

lol

12oz sirloin tip roast, 12oz broccoli, and a protein fluff made with two cups of berries and two scoops of casein? haha

 

[75th]

Fuck I really gotta get one of those magic bullet things.

 

[SouthernLord]

All you need is a hand mixer and a big bowl.

Mine doesn't fluff up so much, but it's absolutely the most delicious thing ever.

 

[AFeedz]

Summer in FL is the perfect time to be single. You guys broke up just in time.

 

[calveless wonder]

Yeah, most people don't choose to air their life out on a steroid forum full of ball busters

Llololollololo.

Yeah. Certain people digging up 8 or 10 year old posts deters that *cough* puddles *cough*

 

[SouthernLord]

Llololollololo.

Yeah. Certain people digging up 8 or 10 year old posts deters that *cough* puddles *cough*

No shit

I try not to share too much personal info on the joose forums.

 

[redshirt27se]

did you at least get to alabama hot pocket that shit one last time?


preferably after a full meal of chinese food

 

[PICK3]

Just hanging out here in my lounge gear

PJ's = gear

Is everything gear with you? e.g, is a condom "tool" gear? Preparation H, "glory hole" gear?

 

[SouthernLord]

did you at least get to alabama hot pocket that shit one last time?


preferably after a full meal of chinese food

I gave her the ol northeast fla hotstick