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absolute hardgainer
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PMS is the ingenious invention that allows women to act like men for a few days each month.
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absolute hardgainer
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Hmmmm, "Woman accused of murdering husband pleads PMS", now there would be a legal first.
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absolute hardgainer said:
LOL
no, not HIM
Heck my husband's an atheist. He's not 'theologically' abusing me...
He does his best considring he has a crazy wife 
I was thinkin more that on Sunday I have to be around all those Christians...f'in' Christians.
I may have murderous intent...who knows what might happen...
We are all in one service because of the special 'outdoor' thing so temptation will be maximised...instead of a 1/3 of the church I will see all of them at once.
It will have to be an individual thing in case any visitors come who aren't Christians...wouldn't want to hurt them.
I'm not averse to cereal killing although I think I'll skip it to I can have donuts there...
Never kill on an empty stomach...that's what i say...
(and it shows...
)love
helen
every night sweetheart, without fail...
you??? I can't figure out when you sleep...you are almost always around here when I am awake?!?!
Or do you only ask questions and not answer them...rolleyes...???
Actually i love early morning and now my favrite song [one of them, i should say] is on the radio...
"remember me..."
ever heard it? probably a bit 'religious' but some of it - "i remember you...remember me???"
a moving song imo..."remember me when the color of the sunset fills the sky..." etc etc
love
helen
you??? I can't figure out when you sleep...you are almost always around here when I am awake?!?!
Or do you only ask questions and not answer them...rolleyes...???
Actually i love early morning and now my favrite song [one of them, i should say] is on the radio...
"remember me..."ever heard it? probably a bit 'religious' but some of it - "i remember you...remember me???"
a moving song imo..."remember me when the color of the sunset fills the sky..." etc etc
love
helen
LOLOL
but oh mi gosh how did you know about that spot???
you have bionic eyes
i was asking what time it is were you are sweetie and weather you sleep...? i'm sure you can answer them but i don't know whether you want to...
love
helen
p.s. also how old are u and what do u look like (face)?
but oh mi gosh how did you know about that spot???
you have bionic eyes
i was asking what time it is were you are sweetie and weather you sleep...? i'm sure you can answer them but i don't know whether you want to...
love
helen
p.s. also how old are u and what do u look like (face)?
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well time overhere now is 3.15 pm
i sleep at night, but you where behind your computer at 4.06 am, so that's why i asked if you ever sleep.
As for age...i am 58 years old, but don't look like it.
6'4 and right now 205 lbs.
As for the face, green-grey eyes, nose is big enough(hehehe) ears are normal. Still have my hair.
People say i have an intelligent look (?) but that does not mean i am.
Getting enough attention from women and men (whaw).
Fortunately. And ho, i am married also.
i sleep at night, but you where behind your computer at 4.06 am, so that's why i asked if you ever sleep.
As for age...i am 58 years old, but don't look like it.
6'4 and right now 205 lbs.
As for the face, green-grey eyes, nose is big enough(hehehe) ears are normal. Still have my hair.
People say i have an intelligent look (?) but that does not mean i am.
Getting enough attention from women and men (whaw).
Fortunately. And ho, i am married also.
Stan O'Zolol
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PMS is the technical term for "Roid Rage".
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absolutely PMS is real, and I'm not saying that out of self defense
Stan is right sort of - just as some males can have "roid rage" due to all the extra hormones zooming around your body, women have PMS. It is just their body telling them they are healthy, so to speak.
Stan is right sort of - just as some males can have "roid rage" due to all the extra hormones zooming around your body, women have PMS. It is just their body telling them they are healthy, so to speak.
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Re: thanks for the PMS explanation
Of course they won't admit it exists - that would be a weakness, lol
Hormones are for the most part, out of our control, so yes, they cause us to do and say things out of character at times.
Jeff_rys said:
Of course they won't admit it exists - that would be a weakness, lol
Hormones are for the most part, out of our control, so yes, they cause us to do and say things out of character at times.
Re: well time overhere now is 3.15 pm
"And ho"? what does that mean Jeff?
I sleep at night too. But if I go to sleep at 9 I could still be up at 3 a.m. couldn't I and have got 6 hours? Which is the most I've gotten for a while.
Thanks for answering sweetheart
Oh i didn't much care for that Greenpeace photo...
Did *you* like it, Jeff?
It seemed a bit making fun of women, to me.
Does your wife post here too? Is she mad at me? Does she like that photo?
love
helen
Jeff_rys said:
"And ho"? what does that mean Jeff?
I sleep at night too
. But if I go to sleep at 9 I could still be up at 3 a.m. couldn't I and have got 6 hours? Which is the most I've gotten for a while.Thanks for answering sweetheart
Oh i didn't much care for that Greenpeace photo...
Did *you* like it, Jeff?
It seemed a bit making fun of women, to me.
Does your wife post here too? Is she mad at me? Does she like that photo?
love
helen
no my wife is not interested in computers
i myself do not like the pic either, but it's funny.
And no she cannot be mad at you, since she does not know you. (i don't either, do i)?
Just to make things clear to you:
every pic i post here was sent to me by friends. i do not surf the net for pics, porn. I do surf on EF, AF, Renegade sometimes, etc.
That does not mean one shouldn't. I am not interested in that sort of things, that's all.
All the pics i get, go to others, and so on. So everyone i know gets them and vica versa.
But i will make it up to you. Here is something about men...
i myself do not like the pic either, but it's funny.
And no she cannot be mad at you, since she does not know you. (i don't either, do i)?
Just to make things clear to you:
every pic i post here was sent to me by friends. i do not surf the net for pics, porn. I do surf on EF, AF, Renegade sometimes, etc.
That does not mean one shouldn't. I am not interested in that sort of things, that's all.
All the pics i get, go to others, and so on. So everyone i know gets them and vica versa.
But i will make it up to you. Here is something about men...
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Hi Jeff,
Glad you did not like it either...
It was clever...I would rather see people use their creative genius and humour to be funny without making fun of what is someone else's difficulty but I won't deny it was clever...
I think it is close to the end of your day and I am only here for a mo so just to say thx sweetie
Oh and I am glad there are people who are older here too because generally people who are older have some wisdom accumulated from experience...that younger people simply can't have yet...so it is good to have not just under 20s here (imo)
You said you'd answer my questions if you could. Can't you answer what 'and ho' or 'ho' is?
Is 'ho' 'whore'?
love
helen
Glad you did not like it either...
It was clever...I would rather see people use their creative genius and humour to be funny without making fun of what is someone else's difficulty but I won't deny it was clever...
I think it is close to the end of your day and I am only here for a mo so just to say thx sweetie
Oh and I am glad there are people who are older here too because generally people who are older have some wisdom accumulated from experience...that younger people simply can't have yet...so it is good to have not just under 20s here (imo)
You said you'd answer my questions if you could. Can't you answer what 'and ho' or 'ho' is?
Is 'ho' 'whore'?
love
helen
no ho, but you write it oh.
so Helen, you are a guy girl?
so no more women pics, unless decent
http://www.thefunnypictures.com/
http://funcenter.isfun.net/
here i usually visit, but the second one does not work for me right now.
so Helen, you are a guy girl?
so no more women pics, unless decent
http://www.thefunnypictures.com/
http://funcenter.isfun.net/
here i usually visit, but the second one does not work for me right now.
'decent' is a fine start...
Good morning, Jeff
Oh I love guys...
I do a lot better with men, it seems...women can be so 'king controlling and emotionally manipulative.
Men are more "live & let live" even though they can be mean as hell, inadvertently, through being clueless to understand what is 'really going on'.
Two women hate me. I''m not sure which one the most - one thinks I was seeking an 'inappropriate relationship with her husband' and one thinks my website is sending people to hell.
They probably would deny it. But I can tell.
Regarding the first situation...it was not my fault even though you might think so reading what I write around the place. At that time I wasn't doing that. My communication with that person was, like, what does this Bible verse mean? Or just stuff I'd say to anyone like "have a nice trip"
oh well. I just hope she'll realize eventually it never crossed my mind I was crossing a line . I just avoid her now having had a series of unenjoyable interactions with her, at this point...
I don't expect the one who thinks I'm sending people to hell to start high-fiving me over it but at least she could set it aside and be decent to me... I asked her for help the other day on the simplest thing and she politely lifted nothing to help whatsoever. thank you - NOT
The one who won't let me back in her Bible study doesn't hate me - she is simply too scared to look at herself to see anyone else clearly...
I don't hate women but I'm hetero...so I am looking for women to be friends purely in a non-sexual way.
But I'm also married so I'm not looking for sexual relationships with (other) men either.
I have most respect for people who don't take the easy way out in jokes by capitalizing on people being embarrassed over certain situations.
I.e. people who can be genuinely funny with no overt references to sex or nudity...that kinda thing...very subtle references are ok...fwiw my standard these days for jokes or not - which is often violated by Christian radio - is, don't talk about things my kid will ask about and I didn't really want to explain.
I was trying to explain this week how babies get started. I kind of fudged it a bit...I genuinely didn't know how to answer "how does the man make it come out when he wants though?"
So I said "oh it's a thing grown ups can do but kids can't".
I'm pretty sure that's true since he's only 8 ;-)
It was becoming a bit necessary to talk about since he told his younger sister that a woman had to take a pill if she wanted a baby. That wasn't really what I said.
So my husband asked if I had the 'talk' with the kids about this and when I said 'yes' he said, "Did you tell them that you take a pill to STOP pregnancy?" For heaven's sake...it's hard enough covering one or two basic things... {rolleyes} as if I want to get into the whole aspect of sex-for-not-baby-making-reasons...!!! Not with a 6 and 8 year old...not until it comes up anyway/naturally...
:-D
(Cmon, these things are hard to explain!!!)
love
Helen
Good morning, Jeff
Oh I love guys...
I do a lot better with men, it seems...women can be so 'king controlling and emotionally manipulative.
Men are more "live & let live" even though they can be mean as hell, inadvertently, through being clueless to understand what is 'really going on'.
Two women hate me. I''m not sure which one the most - one thinks I was seeking an 'inappropriate relationship with her husband' and one thinks my website is sending people to hell.
They probably would deny it. But I can tell.
Regarding the first situation...it was not my fault even though you might think so reading what I write around the place. At that time I wasn't doing that. My communication with that person was, like, what does this Bible verse mean? Or just stuff I'd say to anyone like "have a nice trip"
oh well. I just hope she'll realize eventually it never crossed my mind I was crossing a line . I just avoid her now having had a series of unenjoyable interactions with her, at this point... I don't expect the one who thinks I'm sending people to hell to start high-fiving me over it but at least she could set it aside and be decent to me...
I asked her for help the other day on the simplest thing and she politely lifted nothing to help whatsoever. thank you - NOT The one who won't let me back in her Bible study doesn't hate me - she is simply too scared to look at herself to see anyone else clearly...
I don't hate women but I'm hetero...so I am looking for women to be friends purely in a non-sexual way.
But I'm also married so I'm not looking for sexual relationships with (other) men either.
I have most respect for people who don't take the easy way out in jokes by capitalizing on people being embarrassed over certain situations.
I.e. people who can be genuinely funny with no overt references to sex or nudity...that kinda thing...very subtle references are ok...fwiw my standard these days for jokes or not - which is often violated by Christian radio - is, don't talk about things my kid will ask about and I didn't really want to explain.
I was trying to explain this week how babies get started. I kind of fudged it a bit...I genuinely didn't know how to answer "how does the man make it come out when he wants though?"
So I said "oh it's a thing grown ups can do but kids can't".
I'm pretty sure that's true since he's only 8 ;-)
It was becoming a bit necessary to talk about since he told his younger sister that a woman had to take a pill if she wanted a baby. That wasn't really what I said.
So my husband asked if I had the 'talk' with the kids about this and when I said 'yes' he said, "Did you tell them that you take a pill to STOP pregnancy?" For heaven's sake...it's hard enough covering one or two basic things... {rolleyes} as if I want to get into the whole aspect of sex-for-not-baby-making-reasons...!!! Not with a 6 and 8 year old...not until it comes up anyway/naturally...
:-D
(Cmon, these things are hard to explain!!!)
love
Helen
Re: Hi Helen
LOL women can be a pain in the ass, I can tell, i am one of them...
but you must have loved at least one, to ever marry...hope you still do!!!
have a fun day, I am off to church/the park in a mo.
love
Helen
p.s. do you have kids? grandkids? if it's ok to ask.
Jeff_rys said:"Good morning, Jeff
Oh I love guys... "
You are a strange person, because i don't like guys.
They can be a pain in the ass. I can tell, i am one of them.
LOL women can be a pain in the ass, I can tell, i am one of them...
but you must have loved at least one, to ever marry...hope you still do!!!
have a fun day, I am off to church/the park in a mo.
love
Helen
p.s. do you have kids? grandkids? if it's ok to ask.
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basskiller
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Jeff, I must say ...that last pic is funny as hell!
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