Plunkey's Going Both Ways!

[mrplunkey]

how do they get their shoes shined?

They don't let the shoe shine guys past security anymore. Essential personnel only.

I bet I went through 20 metal detectors today.

 

[miplank]

these poor old white guys got scuffed up shoes....



what is the world coming to?

 

[mrplunkey]

It's cheaper now to just buy new ones made by 6 year old Bangladeshi children.

 

[-SD-]

how do they get their shoes shined?

Mexican is the new blaq

 

[cindylou]

six year olds gotta eat

 

[ceo]

Plunkey, get me one of them gubermint grants for like $5 million please!

 

[mrplunkey]

Easily done. You just gotta pay an advocacy firm $25,000 per month for about a year first.

So $25,000 x 12 = $300,000 to get $5,000,000 in gubment cheese

It's a far better investment than any real-world opportunity. I guess that's why companies are spending money on lobbyists instead of on jobs.

 

[Captain FT]

Tell me more about the salad, how was it dressed? What type of salmon was it?

 

[mrplunkey]

You asking if I tossed a fishy - tasting salad?

I most certainly did.

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[PICK3]

totw!