If QV Test E was an actual dude...what would i do to him? Lets see....
I would probably kick him in the nuts to bring him down. Then I would grab him and do a WWE wrestling move on him. Maybe a pile driver or powerbomb to knock him out! Then I would drag him to the street curb, open his mouth and place his open mouth onto the curb and then jump on his head to crush all his teeth and jaw bones.
Then i would pick him up, bitch slap him a couple of times. After that which i would proceed to tie him to the back of my car and drag him until he has no clothes on him. Then after the 20 mile drive, I would pick him up and tie him to a tree. Place some honey on him and let the bees and ants get him.