Please cancel my tapeworm order

[gotmilk]

Yeah this is getting kinda narsty

now?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1433/617428092_c85eb7ba3d.jpg

 

[NEO1]

guess you're safe.

He's gonna need something thicker than that.....

 

[Mr. dB]

They have tapeworm pills for cats and dogs, wouldn't there be something similar for humans?

Problem with tapeworm is that, as a segmented worm, their method of reproduction is to drop segments, which grow up to be another whole worm if ingested by another host. Those segments crawl out your ass on a daily basis, and itch. You'll be scooting your ass across the carpet like your grandmother's poodle Fifi. And you'd start finding dried up tapeworm segments in your underwear and bedding, they look like sesame seeds.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Problem with tapeworm is that, as a segmented worm, their method of reproduction is to drop segments, which grow up to be another whole worm if ingested by another host. Those segments crawl out your ass on a daily basis, and itch. You'll be scooting your ass across the carpet like your grandmother's poodle Fifi. And you'd start finding dried up tapeworm segments in your underwear and bedding, they look like sesame seeds.

Sounds delightful!

 

[NEO1]

Yea but you lose weight!

They have tapeworm pills for cats and dogs, wouldn't there be something similar for humans?

Problem with tapeworm is that, as a segmented worm, their method of reproduction is to drop segments, which grow up to be another whole worm if ingested by another host. Those segments crawl out your ass on a daily basis, and itch. You'll be scooting your ass across the carpet like your grandmother's poodle Fifi. And you'd start finding dried up tapeworm segments in your underwear and bedding, they look like sesame seeds.

 

[goin on 4T]

They have tapeworm pills for cats and dogs, wouldn't there be something similar for humans?

Problem with tapeworm is that, as a segmented worm, their method of reproduction is to drop segments, which grow up to be another whole worm if ingested by another host. Those segments crawl out your ass on a daily basis, and itch. You'll be scooting your ass across the carpet like your grandmother's poodle Fifi. And you'd start finding dried up tapeworm segments in your underwear and bedding, they look like sesame seeds.

Nice, glad you did't add pics for effect!