Please cancel my tapeworm order

[puddlemonkey]

Apparently these little fuckers aren't easy to get rid of once ingested. Looks like I'm stuck with plan B: Exercise.

snopes.com: Tapeworm Diet Pills


lol @ "Other versions of how to draw out a tapeworm include placing milk, cookies, and a hammer near the afflicted person's anus for a few nights and letting the tapeworm gorge himself into complacency on the treats. Once this has been accomplished, the cookie is withheld. When the worm comes all the way out to demand, "Where's my cookie?," whoever is stuck with worm-watching duty that night bashes it with the hammer. An alternative vermifuge calls for 29 steaks and a hammer: The patient eats a steak for 29 days in row, then fasts on the 30th day. The worm becomes closely acquainted with the hammer when it emerges to demand its T-bone."

 

[goin on 4T]

Thats classic!

 

[gotmilk]

Does 4RX have generic tapeworm pills?

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[chris302001]

A few months on the worm followed by a course of metro and you're hot like Britney Spears!

 

[pin]

A few months on the worm followed by a course of metro and you're hot like Britney Spears!

Meh. But Britney Spears is not hot.

 

[chris302001]

Meh. But Britney Spears is not hot.

Hmmmmm, okay.......how about.....hot like Sharon Tate? Too soon?

 

[puddlemonkey]

I've been on a Marisa Tomei kick lately

 

[pin]

Hmmmmm, okay.......how about.....hot like Sharon Tate? Too soon?

Damn dude. Thats hard core. And coming from me, thats really hard core. Lets see if you've got the balls to post pics, my young apprentice.

 

[chris302001]

Damn dude. Thats hard core. And coming from me, thats really hard core. Lets see if you've got the balls to post pics, my young apprentice.

lolol one step at a time my friend...

 

[pin]

lolol one step at a time my friend...

pussy

 

[puddlemonkey]

all bark no bite

 

[chris302001]

lol I actually had never seen before and after photos til just now......damn.....

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol I actually had never seen before and after photos til just now......damn.....

Me too, I couldn't remember why the name sounded so familiar. Google rocks! The pics however, don't.

 

[Smurfy]

whats going on here

 

[chris302001]

lol you dont wanna know...

 

[NEO1]

$5 says pick3 orders a tape work just to try and lure it out.

 

[puddlemonkey]

$5 says pick3 orders a tape work just to try and lure it out.

lol

 

[chris302001]

$5 says pick3 orders a tape work just to try and lure it out.

He's gonna need something thicker than that.....

 

[Smurfy]

Yeah this is getting kinda narsty

 

[gotmilk]

Yeah this is getting kinda narsty

now?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1433/617428092_c85eb7ba3d.jpg

 

[NEO1]

guess you're safe.

He's gonna need something thicker than that.....

 

[Mr. dB]

They have tapeworm pills for cats and dogs, wouldn't there be something similar for humans?

Problem with tapeworm is that, as a segmented worm, their method of reproduction is to drop segments, which grow up to be another whole worm if ingested by another host. Those segments crawl out your ass on a daily basis, and itch. You'll be scooting your ass across the carpet like your grandmother's poodle Fifi. And you'd start finding dried up tapeworm segments in your underwear and bedding, they look like sesame seeds.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Problem with tapeworm is that, as a segmented worm, their method of reproduction is to drop segments, which grow up to be another whole worm if ingested by another host. Those segments crawl out your ass on a daily basis, and itch. You'll be scooting your ass across the carpet like your grandmother's poodle Fifi. And you'd start finding dried up tapeworm segments in your underwear and bedding, they look like sesame seeds.

Sounds delightful!

 

[NEO1]

Yea but you lose weight!

They have tapeworm pills for cats and dogs, wouldn't there be something similar for humans?

Problem with tapeworm is that, as a segmented worm, their method of reproduction is to drop segments, which grow up to be another whole worm if ingested by another host. Those segments crawl out your ass on a daily basis, and itch. You'll be scooting your ass across the carpet like your grandmother's poodle Fifi. And you'd start finding dried up tapeworm segments in your underwear and bedding, they look like sesame seeds.

 

[goin on 4T]

They have tapeworm pills for cats and dogs, wouldn't there be something similar for humans?

Problem with tapeworm is that, as a segmented worm, their method of reproduction is to drop segments, which grow up to be another whole worm if ingested by another host. Those segments crawl out your ass on a daily basis, and itch. You'll be scooting your ass across the carpet like your grandmother's poodle Fifi. And you'd start finding dried up tapeworm segments in your underwear and bedding, they look like sesame seeds.

Nice, glad you did't add pics for effect!