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PLEase answer! Will Steroids make me important?

gonelifting

gonelifting

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I`ve heard they could do that. I know a few people may not care if they are or not but I really need to know. All I need is a yes or no answer, no BS please.

Also, I know a few people have had children WHILE taking steroids, so it`s probably not that cut and dry. After our next child I would`nt care if I could produce any more or not.

Thanks. Please don`t move this to the Ana board because the chat guys know a little more about this stuff. The other board is only fixated on muscle building/strength and shit like that and this is a serious thread.
 
gonelifting said:
I`ve heard they could do that. I know a few people may not care if they are or not but I really need to know. All I need is a yes or no answer, no BS please.

Also, I know a few people have had children WHILE taking steroids, so it`s probably not that cut and dry. After our next child I would`nt care if I could produce any more or not.

Thanks. Please don`t move this to the Ana board because the chat guys know a little more about this stuff. The other board is only fixated on muscle building/strength and shit like that and this is a serious thread.
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Just make sure you're wearing a tie when injecting...
 
BileStew said:
Just make sure you're wearing a tie when injecting...
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What the hell does that mean?

Stop storking me bro.
 
I am lookng for the Green Lantern - please let me know if you see him...

thx
 
I did a cycle of 500mgs of Test Enth, and around 500mgs of EQ for my first and only cycle so far, 4 months later my lil girly is preggo, so it wont make you impotent, it may cause impotence during and a few months after the cycle, but I believe it is temporary, of course unless you go way overboard
 
The_Eviscerator said:
Also, a nice Armani suit and a Rolex would help as well.
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Are you guys joking me on? Why are you guys joking me on?
 
PoyeBoy said:
I did a cycle of 500mgs of Test Enth, and around 500mgs of EQ for my first and only cycle so far, 4 months later my lil girly is preggo, so it wont make you impotent, it may cause impotence during and a few months after the cycle, but I believe it is temporary, of course unless you go way overboard
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Thanks but check your spelling.
 
gonelifting said:
Thanks but check your spelling.
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NO!!! YOU better check you windows and doors before you go to bed, as an unexpected visitor with a high powered rifle may be lurking in the bushes
 
crak600 said:
if you aren't important now, what makes you think steroids will change that?
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My buddy says it `ll make my dick smaller and the sperm that makes babies won`t go up the tube all the way after cycles. I believe him halfway because he`s a big dude but he does`nt have kids. He`s not married either.You see what I`m saying?
 
well, if your dick gets smaller, some people will definetly regard you as less important. sperm is very important in the cycle of life. without it, you can't have kids.

did you ever consider that maybe he's not married and has no kids because his dick got smaller and he became less important sexually?
 
gonelifting said:
My buddy says it `ll make my dick smaller and the sperm that makes babies won`t go up the tube all the way after cycles. I believe him halfway because he`s a big dude but he does`nt have kids. He`s not married either.You see what I`m saying?
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just keep doin what your doin then, I dont think that a man can get another man pregnant
 
crak600 said:
sperm is very important in the cycle of life. without it, you can't have kids.

QUOTE]


How can that be? Without sperm "you can`t have kids" but "sperm is important." lmao

Maybe I should have posted this on the ana board.
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exactly. sperm is important in the cycle of life, without it you can't have kids.


if you wanna be important while doing steroids, make sure you get a promotion and a decent raise at work.

if you don't want to be important while taking steroids, then make sure you get fired and thrown out of your apartment or have your house foreclosed on.

i don't konw if the presence of a tie or a suit is going to help out a whole lot, but it could.
 
crak600 said:
exactly. sperm is important in the cycle of life, without it you can't have kids.


if you wanna be important while doing steroids, make sure you get a promotion and a decent raise at work.

if you don't want to be important while taking steroids, then make sure you get fired and thrown out of your apartment or have your house foreclosed on.

i don't konw if the presence of a tie or a suit is going to help out a whole lot, but it could.
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Stop wasting my time! You`re a good bro, please keep it that way.

Will a mod please move this thread to the ana board? Unbelievable! I posted on here because I thought you guys would answer it seriously. Now I`m gonna get "You`re not eating enough" freaking answers from the meatheads over there at the ana board. "What`s your diet like?" BS Those guys are so big, they can`t be smart.

My life is HELL.
 
Heavy use for years can permanently damage the testes (I won't get into the whole science behind it) and create a severely low sperm count or none at all. I have never met anyone that has done a few cycles and:

A. Their dick shrunk (i find the opposite for myself)
B. They are completely impotent (although they may not admit it).


I think the danger comes when people stay on a cycle for 12-16 weeks and repeat before the testes have actually recovered. 4-6 weeks is more than enough time to get solid gains and get out before cortisol levels and lipids rise and HPTA becomes severely depressed. I think it is more dangerous to do 800mg for 16 weeks... than 3grams a week for 4 weeks.
 
Long term use of nandrolones (Deca) can permently severe the branch to the family tree!
I still wonder why they havn't given this stuff to child molestors.


RADAR
 
gonelifting said:
I`ve heard they could do that. I know a few people may not care if they are or not but I really need to know. All I need is a yes or no answer, no BS please.

Also, I know a few people have had children WHILE taking steroids, so it`s probably not that cut and dry. After our next child I would`nt care if I could produce any more or not.

Thanks. Please don`t move this to the Ana board because the chat guys know a little more about this stuff. The other board is only fixated on muscle building/strength and shit like that and this is a serious thread.
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steroids will make you very important with the police that is. lol.
 
lol ... bro people are fucking with you because you are spelling wrong, and using the wrong context.

All the suit and tie remarks are because you said IMPORTANT! As in special. I believe what you meant to say was IMPOTENT as in cant maintain a stiffy. But we think the context you meant is infertile.

Certain steroids are known to have an effect on your ability to maintain an erection (tren, and nandrolone), but this seems to only happen to people that use these at higher doses and more importantly stay on for long periods of time. I am with evicerator on this one that shorter cycles are easier to walk out of with a lesser degree of suppresion. People who run Deca for long periods of time without the use of HCG are just asking for a harder time to recover.

The fact of the matter is that no matter how long you are on for, your HPTA will be restored eventually when you discontinue use. Certain drugs can help with this. Huge steroid users have got their wifes pregnant, even while on. I think that it is for these reasons why test or any other AAS for that matter has never been prescribed as an infertility agent (to my knowledge).

Steroids to not make your hog smaller, they make your nutsack smaller. But a nice dose of HCG will restore testicular mass and functioning very well.
 
Who the hell bumped up this thread? This was from WAAAY back when I first started out in the Iron game and did`nt know anything.

btw I thought "important" was a French word for "Not getting Hard".
 
I always feel important when I inject. I make my secretary inject me while my executive assistant is typing this post.
 
shortstack said:
lololo this is some shit right here, lol
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YES OR NO? Is "important" a French word meaning unable to get erect? wtf!!!Would someone just answer that question. A lot of freaking jokers up in here.

shortstack, I`m not directing this at you, I just quoted you because that`s how the rest of the posts seem to take this.
 
gonelifting said:
Stop wasting my time! You`re a good bro, please keep it that way.

Will a mod please move this thread to the ana board? Unbelievable! I posted on here because I thought you guys would answer it seriously. Now I`m gonna get "You`re not eating enough" freaking answers from the meatheads over there at the ana board. "What`s your diet like?" BS Those guys are so big, they can`t be smart.

My life is HELL.
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Are those gray hairs on your chest I see in your avatar? shave that shit off bro... :chomp:
 
gonelifting said:
Who the hell bumped up this thread? This was from WAAAY back when I first started out in the Iron game and did`nt know anything.

btw I thought "important" was a French word for "Not getting Hard".
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This thread was started by you on May 7/2004, which was last Friday. Nice try. :rolleyes:
 
From The Random House College Dictionary (revised edition 1988)

improtant (adj.) 1. of much significance or consequence. 2. mattering much 3. of more than ordinary title to consideration or notice. 4. prominent or large. 5 of considerable influence, authority, social consequence, or distinction. 6.pompous ;)
 
gonelifting said:
Who the hell bumped up this thread? This was from WAAAY back when I first started out in the Iron game and did`nt know anything.

btw I thought "important" was a French word for "Not getting Hard".
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since when is 3 days "waaay back"
 
eviction said:
since when is 3 days "waaay back"
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We on the chat board evolve much faster than you guys here. Please admit that, at least. So three days to us is a lifetime... like dogs really.

and Monkey arms, thanks for the definition, but is that a French dictionary? I think not. This is why I did`nt want this thing moved here. wtf!
 
It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.

wtf does this have to do with steroids anyway. This should be on the casino's and gambling thread..........after all you're talking about the 'probability' of being impotent.

Get serious bro, lol.
 
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monkey arms said:
From The Random House College Dictionary (revised edition 1988)

improtant (adj.) 1. of much significance or consequence. 2. mattering much 3. of more than ordinary title to consideration or notice. 4. prominent or large. 5 of considerable influence, authority, social consequence, or distinction. 6.pompous ;)
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i was just waiting for someone to pull this up, lol. you nerd, lol.

hey this is one thread, that i dont care how "waaay back it is" im still gonna remeber it. ""does steroids make me important" lmao
 
RADAR said:
Long term use of nandrolones (Deca) can permently severe the branch to the family tree!
I still wonder why they havn't given this stuff to child molestors.


RADAR
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...b/c we'd have a group of JACKED, IMPOTENT, CHILD MOLESTORS RUNNING AROUND!! :mix:
 
A buddy of mine was going to get a vasectomy the other day, so I had to give him a ride to the hospital. When I went to pick him up, he came out in a tuxedo, so I'm like "what the hell bro? What's with the tux?" So he says, in a southern accent "If I'm gonna BE impotent, I'm gonna LOOK impotant!"
 
gonelifting said:
I`ve heard they could do that. I know a few people may not care if they are or not but I really need to know. All I need is a yes or no answer, no BS please.

Also, I know a few people have had children WHILE taking steroids, so it`s probably not that cut and dry. After our next child I would`nt care if I could produce any more or not.

Thanks. Please don`t move this to the Ana board because the chat guys know a little more about this stuff. The other board is only fixated on muscle building/strength and shit like that and this is a serious thread.
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:laugh2:
 
deteras1 said:
LOL ..........this thread backfired .Gonelifting started this thread as a joke at the Chat board.
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Uhhh, yeah I never dreamed it would get moved to here!!! lol
 
gonelifting said:
My buddy says it `ll make my dick smaller and the sperm that makes babies won`t go up the tube all the way after cycles. I believe him halfway because he`s a big dude but he does`nt have kids. He`s not married either.You see what I`m saying?
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I`m sticking to this. You guys hat all you want. Fact is fact bros. I know the truth hurts but we all got face it some time. Please excuse my slight attitude I`m raging.

This is BS anyway, I think I`m gonna join Mensa again.
 
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