plat chat gems - volume 1 (puddlemonkey)

[jnevin]

lol. jesus

 

[jackangel]

excerpts:

(Feb 11-12:03) PuddleMonkey: I should have saved the large leafy thing that came out

(Feb 11-12:04) PuddleMonkey: it was identically to a piece of romaine lettuce, same viens and everything, but it was blaCK IN COLOR

(Feb 11-12:05) PuddleMonkey: and i still LOL at the fact that I lost so much shit from my colon I had to dig deeper to wipe my ass

 

[miplank]

loolololololololololololo

 

[puddlemonkey]

fuck, those are altered quotes!!!

 

[miplank]

lol@them being altered!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I was describing it for Dr. Chris

 

[miplank]

those are the quotes you didn't want me to find!!!!

 

[shirlene29]

you LIE puds....lololol

 

[jackangel]

i did this to get back at him for saying it in the first place (gross).

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm never gonna score any e-gina if you guys keep throwing me under the bus

 

[chris302001]

puds swore me to secrecy not to share this with anyone, but he sent this to me shortly after asking if he was gonna be okay

lol sorry but that's just gross. I had to get rid of it babe.

 

[puddlemonkey]

wtf? I would never rock a shower curtain like that!

 

[cindylou]

omg

 

[jackangel]

little known fact:

puds is the only person (outside of thailand and pr0n) whose middle knuckle has touched his transverse colon.

 

[puddlemonkey]

omg

I sowwy

 

[shirlene29]

lololol@ the further defamation of puds

 

[princesa]

why



why

 

[jackangel]

why



why

he still has a shot though, right?

 

[puddlemonkey]

he still has a shot though, right?

 

[miplank]

lolloloolololooolo

 

[hesnobradpitt]

excerpts:

(Feb 11-12:03) PuddleMonkey: I should have saved the large leafy thing that came out

(Feb 11-12:04) PuddleMonkey: it was identically to a piece of romaine lettuce, same viens and everything, but it was blaCK IN COLOR

(Feb 11-12:05) PuddleMonkey: and i still LOL at the fact that I lost so much shit from my colon I had to dig deeper to wipe my ass

That's hot .........



Brad.

 

[jackangel]

i just lololol'd all over again

 

[jnevin]

I did too.

 

[shirlene29]

lololol


holy fuck

 

[Strongbow]

Poor Monkey

 

[miplank]

Totw!!!!!!!!!

 

[Strongbow]

Screen Caps=Much Funny

 

[shrimp poboy]

LOL at that fat fuck wiping his ass with a toilet bowl cleaner just to get all the grunions

 

[shrimp poboy]

Best Jack thread ive ever read actually i think its the only one

 

[puddlemonkey]

PuddleMonkey: milk is evil
PuddleMonkey: milk makes you fat like cw
chris302001: not if u mix it with ur urine
miplank: I'm drinking milk right now

 

[chris302001]

lol

 

[miplank]

PuddleMonkey: milk is evil
PuddleMonkey: milk makes you fat like cw
chris302001: not if u mix it with ur urine
miplank: I'm drinking milk right now

lol@you trying to take the focus off your spastic colon.

 

[jackangel]

puds, this thread is not open for your contributions. start your own. ask shrimp for directions.

 

[shirlene29]

this really might make TOTW


poor puds, lol

 

[shirlene29]

also....LOLOLOLOL at chris' quote of smurfy!!

 

[ortiz34]

good stuff