Picking up babes at Walmart!

[Jimsbbc]

I had just finished a chest workout and had swing by Walmart to get a battery for the remote on my car alarm. After I had finished checking out, and was walking toward the exit - this woman grabs my shirt. She goes onto explain that her niece saw me and made her chase me around the store because she wanted to move down here to date me(??!). On further investigation I found out this girl is from Arkansas and 20yrs old. After I met this girl (she is hot) I found out she had been married for 6 weeks (had a kid with the guy) and her husband ran off with a 15 yr old girl that he had gotten pregnant!!! All I could think was Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! I honestly felt bad for her, but shit - you don't go aound telling people you just met stuff like that! LOL, I guess that has to be the craziest girl I've picked up at Walmart yet! Damn - do I live in a redneck town or what? Can't wait to get back to Houston to meet some normal girls.


Post some funny pick up lines or stories, and no bullshit!

 

[Jack The Ripper]

I picked a few girls in Clarke's yard.

I also got ahold of their inferior orbital fissure, once I removed their eyes.

 

[RottenWillow]

I picked a few girls in Clarke's yard.

I also got ahold of their inferior orbital fissure, once I removed their eyes.

Now this guy was interesting.

 

[Ashamed]

I picked a few girls in Clarke's yard.

I also got ahold of their inferior orbital fissure, once I removed their eyes.

that's so last year....

 

[onerepmaximum]

I thought this thread was about picking up babies at Walmart. It reminded me of this time a friend of mine saw a baby in a stroller at Walmart (my friend is a black guy and the baby is white). He thought the baby belong to a friend of his. He picked it up and started walking around looking for the parent and some lady started freaking out. Screaming that someone was taking her baby. The only reason that I mention that color of those involved is that I live in Mississippi. A lot of people down here still have some old school thoughts about people who are not white.

 

[d3track]

makes me gald i'm closer to Target than a Wal-Mart

 

[Y_lifter]

Walmart is the Sweat on the Balls of America

 

[supersizeme]

was this how Jims met his wife?

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

In Texas WalMart is Loaded with MILF

 

[mrjoker5150]

WalMart is a white trash breeding ground. Every time I walk in that place, I hear "Dueling Banjos."

 

[tiger88]

i want to be a greeter person there

 

[Robert Jan]

what is dueling banjos

 

[mrjoker5150]

what is dueling banjos

The song form "Deliverance." Right before the hillbillies rape Ned Beatty.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

WalMart is a white trash breeding ground. Every time I walk in that place, I hear "Dueling Banjos."

One time I saw Pooyeboy hanging out in womens lingerie @ walmart...he was buying stuff, and trying it on in the changing rooms... he's got it bad

 

[JOKER47]

If she had all her teeth, then she couldn't have been from the Wal-Mart near me.


Joker

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

pooyeboy looks good in a teddy























if you are blind

 

[Mr. Black]

SoKlueless was once Wal-Mart employee of the month.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

EOTM -Klueless? bwahahahahaha

 

[Russian KGB]

Funny how they say it's easy to meet people in big cities, wrong! The people you meet in big cities are just quantity, not quality, but when you go to small towns like that, people preety much lived 3 lives by the age of 20. What's up with that?!