Phone call this morning

[bw1]

Me: Hello
Her: Hi!
Me: Hey, what are you up to?
Her: Just on my way to work
Me: Sounds good, just getting some work done myself
Her: Hmmmm, I didn't know ducks could fly?
Me: WTF are you talking about?
Her: I just seen a duck fly!
Me: WTF are you talking about?
Her: I didn't know ducks could fly you ass
Me: What the hell did you think they could do?
Her: just walk around and swim
Me: You never seen a duck fly?
Her: No, not really
Me:

 

[shrimp poboy]

You made a thread about this?

 

[shrimp poboy]

Oh its bw1 i forgot

 

[Cutiebaby]

nothing wrong with that.

I am being serious here..

 

[bw1]

You made a thread about this?

Shouldn't you be stalkin' pick?

 

[miplank]

fag

 

[Smurfy]

what kind of dumb whores do you hang out with? (was it an EF member by any chance?)

 

[lartinos]

ducks can fly?

 

[shrimp poboy]

Alot of smart ass's up in here

 

[chris302001]

nothing wrong with that.

I am being serious here..

olololololol

 

[princesa]

what kind of dumb whores do you hang out with? (was it an EF member by any chance?)

it was probably some ex-ef member




Hi bw

 

[ortiz34]

Is she hawt ,and doesn't order meals at dates?

If so she's a keeper

 

[shrimp poboy]

LOL at this typical bw1 thread

 

[SpyWizard]

isn't she special... maybe short bus special

 

[princesa]

Is she hawt ,and doesn't order meals at dates?

If so she's a keeper

No
I think she eats ducks and after she is done, she eats her date

 

[PICK3]

Me: Hello
Him: Hi!
Me: Hey, what are you up to?
Him: Just on my way to work
Me: Sounds good, just getting some work done myself
Him: Hmmmm, I didn't know ducks could fly?
Me: WTF are you talking about?
Him: I just seen a duck fly!
Me: WTF are you talking about?
Him: I didn't know ducks could fly you ass
Me: What the hell did you think they could do?
Him: just walk around and swim
Me: You never seen a duck fly?
Him: No, not really
Me:

fixed!

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

what kind of dumb whores do you hang out with? (was it an EF member by any chance?)

Conversation in the rain on the way to a show: A lesson on wet sensor windshield wipers...

Her: how do they know?
me: what?
her: How do they know?
me: what?
her: HOW DO THEY KNOW?
me: how does who know what?
her: those windshieled wiper things
me:What?
her: How do they know the window is wet?

a blonde with big boobs she was...


I feel ya bro, I think she tried to get on elite but she couldn't see over the white out on her monitor

 

[PICK3]

her: you're so big
me: what?
her: you're so big
me: huh?
her: you're so big
me: what you talkin' bout bitch?
her: your schlong is really big
me: yes