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calveless wonder
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Lmao
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shrimp poboy
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Does he get high?
redsamurai
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OMFG......"can one simply walk into mordor?".............holy fuck I haven't laughed that hard in a minute.......
OMFG......"can one simply walk into mordor?".............holy fuck I haven't laughed that hard in a minute.......
LOTR Geek alert
redsamurai
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oh come on, you don't have to be a LOTR freak to find that funny. I just remember going to see that movie and my one friend saying "really, two little midgets and a half breed can just stroll into mordor through the backdoor?". Nobody in the theater could figure out what we were all cackling about.
redsamurai
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you can find em at lonelydinosaur.com. Unfortunately, no shirts with "can one simply walk into mordor?" thats the one I want....I will have me that shirt if I have to have someone make it.
Scotsman
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I'll have to check it out. I hope they have actual adult shirt sizes unlike most of the t-shirt sites out there.
Cheers,
Scotsman
redsamurai
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Scotsman
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It sucks when I want to buy funny shirts.
And by adult sizes I mean XXXL or bigger.LOL
Cheers,
Scotsman
redsamurai
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well XL was the biggest they sold. If there's nothing bigger I usually buy XL or XXL and just let em stretch out. After a few weeks their usually loose enough to be comfortable. Just what you have to do when the fashion world just ain't set up for you. What's your suit size? Or do you just not even bother?
chris302001
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javaguru
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I'm not sure they have Cabela's in Scotland.
Scotsman
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Yes this is a major drawback to my lifestyle. I can't buy clothes at a lot of places because they don't carry anything big enough. Just like I have an odd shoe size so basically clothing myself is annoying and expensive.
I think the last time I bought a suit the jacket was a 60. Then they had to completely recut the pants so they were small enough in the waist.
Cheers,
Scotsman
redsamurai
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yup....pretty much. I don't even know my suit size cause as soon as I walk in a mens wearhouse they start right off the bat about tailoring it. So basically they try to find a jacket that I think looks nice but they don't even bother having me try it on. The suit jackets that I've tried that did fit me up arond the chest and shoulders basically balloon out as they go to the waist so it looks like I have a 70 inch waist. Utterly annoying. As bad as it is for me sometimes I can't even imagine what a dude your size goes through. SOme of those pro wrestlers that are 300+ pounds that come out with impeccable suits must spend a small fortune on those things.
Scotsman
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Yeah I dropped almost a grand at men's warehouse on my last suit, damn thing was on a huge sale too. The tailor was a kind of hot eastern european lady so that was kind of enjoyable. I did have a little asain tailor freak out one time when he saw me just started saying "Too much muscle, not going to fit right!" LOL
Cheers,
Scotsman
redsamurai
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You hit it? Last time I got a jacket there was this a little dirty blond saleslady that had an ass that would make Dialtone shout. I murdered it later that week. But it was ridiculously tough cause the jacket was for my sisters wedding and my mom "INSISTED" she come along to supervise the event even though I'm perfectly capable of picking out a jacket myself. I didn't realize that I would be sporting a bonor the whole time as this saleslady was feeling me up for the fitting. I'm not usually a terribly smooth mother fucker with the ladies but I was quite impressed with my "mission impossible" style manuever to get this woman my number. It was this ridiculous CIA style top secret handoff......but she called........and that's my MWH story......lol
Scotsman
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Since you obviously don't know me too well I'll sum this up:
I could cockblock myself in a thai whorehouse with $100 bill taped to my shmack.
So no I didn't.
Cheers,
Scotsman
redsamurai
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That's usually the case with me.......but this saleslady gave me pretty explicit signs of being interested so it was easy. Otherwise I would not have had the balls to do what I did. It's tough for guys our size. That's why I'm usually more attracted to amazons though, cause they like it....
Since you obviously don't know me too well I'll sum this up:
I could cockblock myself in a thai whorehouse with $100 bill taped to my shmack.
So no I didn't.
Cheers,
Scotsman
