Petty Bitching and Ranting

[velvett]

I am most cranky today.

I'm tired and I don't know why.

I did something to the ball of my left foot and I can't walk on it.

My bosses are in city and they still don't know how to pick up their freakin' cell phone. (3 years and 9 months and they still can't get it.) I have no hotel info on them, and I've got just under $3k of COD's coming and no approval to give out checks.

Appointments made without mentioning it to me. Appointments cancelled without mentioning it to me.

Everyone keeps asking me if I had a late night out last night, which translates to - Damn, you look like crap.

I can't stand being single anymore.

I bought $500-ish worth of plants and orchids (see above sentence) - they do not make up for lack of snuggling but they do look nice.

If one more married guy tries to make nice-nice to me I can no longer be held responsible for my violent actions.

Why do all the guys I like have bitchy, demand and less than attractive girlfriends who they bend over backwards to please?

That last sentence makes me seem to be a raving snob bitch. BAH!

I am alone at work and I can't concentrate long enough to get anything done. (Except perhaps this post.)

And to top it all off, our last surviving salesperson, who also happens to be a personal friend of mine has mentioned to me that she has a new job and will be quitting tomorrow. Oh, I do not want to around for when that ball drops.

(You know who's going to be working the uncovered hours don't you?)

Just kill me now.

The bright side: no migraine, and the veggie/lentil soup I had for lunch was fantastic.

 

[Barney]

The bright side is you are still alive and have the power to make every experience a learning experience to better yourself

 

[TxCollegeguy]

You can shoot me an email if you check yours

and we can talk

 

[Hannibal]

Originally posted by velvett:
I can't stand being single anymore.

I bought $500-ish worth of plants and orchids (see above sentence) - they do not make up for lack of snuggling but they do look nice.

"That's the way it goes, but don't forget it goes the other way too."

Hang in there Velvett...it beats being with the wrong person. You'll find what your looking for when you least expect it

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"I'm having an old friend for dinner."

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Make a poisonous brew out of the plants and orchids you purchased and give it to the married men.

When their blood starts to coagulate in their veins and their eyeballs leak pus, you will feel better.

True nirvana will come when blackish blood flows from their ears and they vomit bile.

For an extra added bonus, you could hire a voodoo witch doctor from Haiti to poison them with Tetrodotoxin which will put them in a zombie like state. This sounds good enough as it is, but the bonus is when they are pronounced dead, but really are still living.

I hope I was of some assistance.


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[smallmovesal]

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[Stan O'Zolol]

Cheer up velvett. If you are a good looking female, the world is your oyster.

Remember, if you need a hug, you are only about a 15 day rollerblade away

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[delts2]

Keep the optimistic approach........it could be worse. You could be married to someone you hate.

delts2

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Age is a state of mind!!

 

[thefantom1]

Hey velvett.. where ya from??

 

[BuffRedheadWoman]

Oh cheer up sweetie! Things will get better!

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The biggest bitch of Elite Fitness!