Personal hygiene at work

[MarthaStewart]

ssme - whatever happened to stilts day, and sitting in the filing cabinets?

 

[Y_lifter]

When I'm bored at work sometimes I'll go into our server room and remove one of the tiles from the raised floor and hunt for lost pirate treasure.

Have you ever had the fun of running cables under there.
Especially when you can't pull a tile path and must crawl under
and thru.

Treasure or no, it's nasty

 

[supersizeme]

When I'm bored at work sometimes I'll go into our server room and remove one of the tiles from the raised floor and hunt for lost pirate treasure.

 

[flexygrl]

I pee like a hundred times a day. I also check my "mug" before I leave my office for anything. The bathroom is in another person's office. You have to walk through it to get to the bathroom. He see's me about 4 times an hour.

 

[supersizeme]

Have you ever had the fun of running cables under there.
Especially when you can't pull a tile path and must crawl under
and thru.

Treasure or no, it's nasty

No..I've never actually had the pleasure of crawling down into the cable swamp. Did you find anything cool down there? I know a guy that used to crawl down there and take naps. Did you ever run into him?

My favorite thing is to take the little tile remover with the suction cups on it, stick it onto the nearest wall, then drag a table over and lay on it while holding onto the tile remover and wiggle around. People will try to come into the server room and I'll start screaming, "get help!! go now!!! there's not much time!!!!"

 

[dawookie]

The suction cup tile removers rock!!

I always dream dreams of spiderman and climbing walls when I get ahold of this tool.

Server rooms are a good place to take a nap.. nice and cold and not much traffic.

 

[biteme]

I can tell you all the good places to take a nap at work. I've got keys to nearly every office in the building. My favorite place to take a nap is on the toilet. Once I fell asleep so deeply that I was snoring and when I suddenly awoke and tried to stand up, I couldn't. My lower legs had lost all the blood from having the circulation cut off. I thought I was paralyzed for a couple of minutes. That shit hurts.

 

[LATSGALORE]

When I had to run cables, the best was finding dead dried up rats
The worst was when they weren't dried up.

Yea, you find all manner of junk people have tried to hide and forgot about. Herb, Porno Mags, rolling papers, etc

We had one dude that was being followed by the cops for DUI
He thinks he can roll into the secured parking lot of the data center and be free of them.
When they get permission from Security and come into the bldg he is traced to the server farm room via badge access log entries so they knew exactly which room he was in.
They found him hiding under the floor tiles..

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by supersizeme
My favorite thing is to take the little tile remover with the suction cups on it, stick it onto the nearest wall, then drag a table over and lay on it while holding onto the tile remover and wiggle around. People will try to come into the server room and I'll start screaming, "get help!! go now!!! there's not much time!!!!"

We used to have suction cup toss contests to see how far you could throw it and have it stick to the floor across the room.

The Manuf need to work on the weighting of those things as they are not very well balanced

 

[Lumberg]

Screw that.

I sweat like a pig.

I can walk 15 minutes from my house to the subway, and look like I just got drenched in a downpour.

I get stares from people on the subway car, who can't seem to believe theres this big sweating man on the same train with them.

I even had a homeless woman say "damn, he's sweating" after I passed her on the street.

With that being said, anybody suggest any colonge I could use? At least if they are going to see me sweat, they could at least enjoy the smell!

BOD Man.