personal confession

[OMEGA]

When I returned from a long trip, someone asked me how I managed to live alone for so long far removed from civilization, and familiar faces. The truth is I don't know. But it must have been easier for me than for most people, because I've never been particularly sociable; I have few freinds and I don't enjoy parties or festivities. I'm much happier when I'm alone. During this time I never lived with a woman, so I could hardley miss something I hadn't grown accustomed to. I wasn't the type who's always falling in love--I never have been. I'm the faithful type, though it's true that all it takes is the shadow of a arm, the curve of a waiste, or the crease of a female knee to put ideas in my head. I'm not trying to justify the sins of the past by saying that I cannot control my instincts: nothing of the sort. By this point I am used to having dead-end relationships with easy women, since there was no possibility of any other kind. If a young girl catches my eye, I don't dare approach her, since I am afraid of being rejected and ridiculed. i've always been very proud, and because of my pride, I,ve suffered more than most.

OMEGA

 

[thefantom1]

I can relate.... I have been single now for 3 years.....and no one can believe it.... Am I content to be alone?? No.. but I won't settle... so instead of the empty relationships and false heart aches... I choose to be alone.... besides...if it wasn't for the fact that Im alone...... I never would of made it to this site and made so many friends.......... well..... maybe one or two friends..as I am not popular here........ but I am "known"... as in life....."known" but not popular....... I can deal with that..

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Whenever I feel alone, lost in a world of so many faces, I do the following:

a) Obtain large quantities of salt

b) Pour the salt into my mouth, chase with shine

c) Go to the nearest house, knock on the door

d) When the lady answers, whip out your penis and rub it on her abdomen vigorously

e) If she complains, stab her with a butter knife

f) If she responds positively, have sex with her, then stab her with a butter knife. Make sure to twist the handle.

g) Go home and repeat the process until spirits have been sufficiently raised.

 

[DamnRedneck]

I do a lotta breedin'. Have a buncha younguns runnin' around. Don't get lonely none.

 

[OMEGA]

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[Kil0Bear]

I come to the board and read SG posts and laugh my ass off the rest of the day/night.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Children and the elderly always laugh at me too. I must give off some sort of aura. I should use deodorant instead of unrendered beef fat.

 

[OMEGA]

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[WODIN]

Omega,

You have to take that deep breath and approach that cutie and just be yourself with her. Talk a while, feel things out, see if she is interested then tie her up. Chicks love that!

 

[Kahn]

Omega, you are as shallow as your relationships. You are a little man exercising a vocabulary to feel better about yourself. Yeah, shitkarma me for this. What makes you think you've suffered more than most? There goes your arrogance again. I told you to step back, look around and categorize once before. That didn't mean to categorize according to you. It meant categorize and see where you fit in and then adjust or act. Whats the confession here? It was a statement again about yourself and how strong you view yourself. Great, now I'm a fuckin therapist. I'm fucked up, too, but I see through you, slick.