owwwwie!

[smallmovesal]

i have had a terrible muscle spasm in my upper calf for two days now. i've taken muscle relaxants and i've received lots of rubs but it's not getting any better. any ideas? i don't even know how i got it.

 

[Big Johnson]

I have some ideas, but we will have to talk about them in private

Drink more water, fool

 

[chesty]

stretch it, take some salt and potassium. Then go to doctor.

 

[HappyScrappy]

you need pgf2 to put the pain into perspective.
seriously though, that is a joke - women should avoid that stuff.

 

[smallmovesal]

happy maybe i should get a salt lick to share with you?

k guys i can do salt. i'll pound back some more water too.

 

[HappyScrappy]

<insert joke about having something for smallmovesal to lick on that is salty>

 

[smallmovesal]

heh heh that's how my clients like it... um, i mean boyfriends. i don't want to get arrested again officer.

 

[Big Johnson]

i don't want to get arrested again officer Johnson! What ever can I do to keep you from taking me to jail?

Heh heh hee...first, I need to put the handcuffs on...

 

[smallmovesal]

i laughed out loud at my desk here and people were looking at me haha

arrest me officer johnson... LOL!

 

[tomcat]

Bananas' and water...

 

[smallmovesal]

what else has potassium? i hate bananas.

 

[john937]

Minerals, minerals, minerals, potassium, magnesium, calcium
I agree, bananas and water...and milk.

 

[HappyScrappy]

here's a link of foods high in K (and for you dipshits, not ketamine)

http://nhnh.essortment.com/potassiumfoodh_rkyn.htm

I could see you not likeing bananas after that nasty incident where you had to explain to the doctors in the emergency room just how 4 of them "got stuck"

 

[Big Johnson]

arrest me officer johnson...

I don't want to arrest you. I just want to put the handcuffs on and rough you up a bit

 

[smallmovesal]

big j is such a card!

happy sheesh! all my skeletons are coming out this morning...

 

[HappyScrappy]

well smallmoves, maybe if you stopped sending me naked pictures of yourself in my e-mail, virtually filling up my inbox every morning, then perhaps then I'll stop posting the truth about you to the board.

 

[tomcat]

I take Theragran M cuz it has extra minerals for this very reason. Plus I increased my water.
No cramps..

 

[Big Johnson]

well smallmoves, maybe if you stopped sending me naked pictures of yourself in my e-mail, virtually filling up my inbox every morning, then perhaps then I'll stop posting the truth about you to the board.

Send them to me and I'll send you some nudes of kartchick

 

[WIDELAT]

FIRST OFF SMALL YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY GIVING YOUR LEG A RUB DOWN SEE THE PROBLEM USUALLY STEMS FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE ON THE BODY SO I WOULD GIVE YOU A FULL BODY RUB DOWN TO FIND THE PROBLEM. AND I AM HUGE SO MY RUBDOWNS WOULD BE VEEERRRRYYYY LLLLOOOONNNNGGGG AND VERY HHHAAARRRDDD

 

[Slice of Peach2]

well smallmoves, maybe if you stopped sending me naked pictures of Big Johnson in my e-mail, virtually filling up my inbox every morning, then perhaps then I'll stop posting the truth about you to the board.

heh heh

 

[smallmovesal]

as you see i am quite big and muscley myself. are you sure you can handle so much woman?

 

[WIDELAT]

OH YES INDEED YOU HAVE'NT SEEN WHAT I LOOK LIKE YET I COULD HANDLE THAT AND THEN SOME. WE WOULD HAVE SOME KILLER ARM WRESTLING MATCHES WE KNOW THAT FOR SURE.