owwwwie!

[smallmovesal]

i have had a terrible muscle spasm in my upper calf for two days now. i've taken muscle relaxants and i've received lots of rubs but it's not getting any better. any ideas? i don't even know how i got it.

 

[Big Johnson]

I have some ideas, but we will have to talk about them in private

Drink more water, fool

 

[chesty]

stretch it, take some salt and potassium. Then go to doctor.

 

[HappyScrappy]

you need pgf2 to put the pain into perspective.
seriously though, that is a joke - women should avoid that stuff.

 

[smallmovesal]

happy maybe i should get a salt lick to share with you?

k guys i can do salt. i'll pound back some more water too.

 

[HappyScrappy]

<insert joke about having something for smallmovesal to lick on that is salty>

 

[smallmovesal]

heh heh that's how my clients like it... um, i mean boyfriends. i don't want to get arrested again officer.

 

[Big Johnson]

i don't want to get arrested again officer Johnson! What ever can I do to keep you from taking me to jail?

Heh heh hee...first, I need to put the handcuffs on...

 

[smallmovesal]

i laughed out loud at my desk here and people were looking at me haha

arrest me officer johnson... LOL!

 

[tomcat]

Bananas' and water...