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slat1

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Sooooooooooooooooooo. Anyone ever have their timing off a little bit and get a bad sex injury? They type where you smash directly into somthing and almost break your cawk.
My little guy has a black and blue mark on him! :worried:
When does it go away?
 
dude I would keep an eye on that shit. if it continues to hurt or the bruising spreads, it wouldn't hurt to get it checked out.

last thing you want is tissue damage in your shaft. could lead to all kinds of problems.
 
so you finally got your groove going with the Nubian Gym Princess...

hope she was not doing squats with you bro, that sounds painful
 
nycgirl said:
:lmao: :lmao:

Slat, did this happen while you were having sex your car next to a dumpster at Burger King?
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It happened at my house. I was hitting it from behind and she moved! I hit HARD! :worried: :worried:
I did finish the job though.
It hurt from the head (which is now black and blue) all the way down both sides of the shaft!
When I think about it my whole body flinches!
 
slat1 said:
It happened at my house. I was hitting it from behind and she moved! I hit HARD! :worried: :worried:
I did finish the job though.
It hurt from the head (which is now black and blue) all the way down both sides of the shaft!
When I think about it my whole body flinches!
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mine just shrivelled into nothingness by reading that bor.

I'd not wait and go and see an urologist PRONTO
 
pintoca said:
mine just shrivelled into nothingness by reading that bor.

I'd not wait and go and see an urologist PRONTO
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i agree.

dude, i woulda fuckin rapeed her for that.

lol jk, get it though
 
slat1 said:
It happened at my house. I was hitting it from behind and she moved! I hit HARD! :worried: :worried:
I did finish the job though.
It hurt from the head (which is now black and blue) all the way down both sides of the shaft!
When I think about it my whole body flinches!
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Oh, I see.

Were you not prepared for her to move? That's what she is suppose to do.

Congrats on being able to finish the job.
 
pintoca said:
I'd not wait and go and see an urologist PRONTO
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Yeah bro, not something to fuck around with.
 
pintoca said:
mine just shrivelled into nothingness by reading that bor.

I'd not wait and go and see an urologist PRONTO
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Yup, I was just reading upon Peyronie's disease. Can be caused by penile injuries. Check it out.
 
I'd rub some dirt on it.. you'll be alright.. ok maybe.. but for real.. Ice that bitch bro.. It may shrivle inwards but still.. I'm sure some ice could help releive some of that shit.
 
RADAR said:
Wait until your pants zipper comes along and catches it!

RADAR
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wait till youre doing barbell curls while wearing a lifting belt, and squishing your manhood between them ;)

one of my mates did that in the gym, and fell to the floor in pain. i of course fell over laughing :lmao:
 
GoldenDelicious said:
wait till youre doing barbell curls while wearing a lifting belt, and squishing your manhood between them ;)

one of my mates did that in the gym, and fell to the floor in pain. i of course fell over laughing :lmao:
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what about doing deadlifts and having ur nuts squashed between ur legs

iv sinced widened my stance
 
my mate had his banjo string torn getting savagely jerked off by some slut on a nightclub dance floor, i'll never forget the horror on his face as he looked down at the ever increasing patch of blood spreading across the crotch of his pants

he was out of action for two weeks and as a bonus i tagged the slut he pulled the next morning because he couldn't perform
 
JayC9 said:
my mate had his banjo string torn getting savagely jerked off by some slut on a nightclub dance floor, i'll never forget the horror on his face as he looked down at the ever increasing patch of blood spreading across the crotch of his pants

he was out of action for two weeks and as a bonus i tagged the slut he pulled the next morning because he couldn't perform
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omg i woulda killed her
 
LOL at this thread. I almost spit coffee all over the place reading this shit. Not at you slat but some of the funny ass stories.
 
dude thats fuck all my best mate was shagging a girl in one of my partys, and he decided he would do her up the ass, anyway, he didnt use lube !! and his banjo string snapped ! wholey shit it bled like a mother fucker. he came out screaming covered in blood ! it was just pissing down his leg, i sware, think a cock full of blood all pouring out. dang
 
slat1 said:
Sooooooooooooooooooo. Anyone ever have their timing off a little bit and get a bad sex injury? They type where you smash directly into somthing and almost break your cawk.
My little guy has a black and blue mark on him! :worried:
When does it go away?
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Imagine how her cervix must feel then...
 
tinytank said:
dude thats fuck all my best mate was shagging a girl in one of my partys, and he decided he would do her up the ass, anyway, he didnt use lube !! and his banjo string snapped ! wholey shit it bled like a mother fucker. he came out screaming covered in blood ! it was just pissing down his leg, i sware, think a cock full of blood all pouring out. dang
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did it ever get fixed?
 
I was sitting Indian Style when I was a little kid once and my sister ran up and kicked me directly in the balls. They turned odd colors. And it hurt to jump in the pool all summer. I'm lucky I still have them with me.
 
tinytank said:
no, just looks a bit funnyer, cause the skin has been cut back further and there is a scar .

what does that teach you guys ?? use lube !
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So he ripped his frenulum and had to be circumcised as a result? ouch
 
Mr. dB said:
So he ripped his frenulum and had to be circumcised as a result? ouch
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yeah, poor basterd, hes now stayin wi that skinny drugged up citch too. shes no good for him shes in and out metal care all the time, its really getting him down, hes never out anymore ? she stays at his moms house, and his mom is so nice she keeps letting her in . fucking dick snapping bitch
 
slat1 said:
Sooooooooooooooooooo. Anyone ever have their timing off a little bit and get a bad sex injury? They type where you smash directly into somthing and almost break your cawk.
My little guy has a black and blue mark on him! :worried:
When does it go away?
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Amputation, now!
 
you can't actually "break" it as there is no bone there, what happens is a tissue rupture/tear. It can cause long term damange if your circulation is effected so don't be shy about showing your doctor!
 
Lestat said:
you can't actually "break" it as there is no bone there, what happens is a tissue rupture/tear. It can cause long term damange if your circulation is effected so don't be shy about showing your doctor!
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Yea, Lesawatea really knows the cawks.......
 
pintoca said:
banjo string??? I swear my English gets better by the day...
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as does your avitars.....this one is a welcome improvement over your last one.
 
eat big said:
I was sitting Indian Style when I was a little kid once and my sister ran up and kicked me directly in the balls. They turned odd colors. And it hurt to jump in the pool all summer. I'm lucky I still have them with me.
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what the fuck dude...why the hell would she do that.

i would uppercut her in the cooter everytime i saw her untill she became unfertile, and then proceed to kicking
 
yea i was banging my ex, and she wanted to take control ( big mistake for a newbie on top)
shes bouncin up and down,.. missed, and my cawk wet to the right she went down... *pop!*

literally.. like if you pop your knuckles...ouch!
im alrite.. just a little off centred... :D call me .. captian... captain Hook ;)
 
GrandMaster said:
yea i was banging my ex, and she wanted to take control ( big mistake for a newbie on top)
shes bouncin up and down,.. missed, and my cawk wet to the right she went down... *pop!*

literally.. like if you pop your knuckles...ouch!
im alrite.. just a little off centred... :D call me .. captian... captain Hook ;)
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did u kill her?
 
Mr. dB said:
Imagine how her cervix must feel then...
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I dunno, my gf doesn't mind when the head is hitting her cervix. She actually likes it, feels a little weird to me though.


We were messing around the other night and she got me off before we had sex. Unfortunately, my ring rotated and one of the balls when inside my urethra while I was getting off, and that made me a little sore. When we were having sex, it was a little painful for me. I held out though, just tried to keep her moving in a way that was comfortable for me.
 
GrandMaster said:
yea i was banging my ex, and she wanted to take control ( big mistake for a newbie on top)
shes bouncin up and down,.. missed, and my cawk wet to the right she went down... *pop!*

literally.. like if you pop your knuckles...ouch!
im alrite.. just a little off centred... :D call me .. captian... captain Hook ;)
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This has happened to me before.. and I felt it for sure.. DAMN that shit hurts.. Bending in ways it shouldn't be bent!
 
The shaft is okay. Its the head that has the trauma. It sort of acted like a bumper and took most of the blow.
She was okay. I smashed into an area outside of her.
The shaft hurt down both sides of it. It seems to be okay.
God, reading everyones stories almost made me puke.. LOL.
 
the worst is when one of your Nuts desiced to wonder off fora while.. and u freak out trying figure out where the hell it went! lol

you know some of u bors had that happen to you! dont lie!
 
SublimeZM said:
I would kissup to her cooter everytime i saw her untill she became nauseated, and then proceed to licking
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Would you go get laid already! You're making us sick with this shit!
 
yep.... owie.


... but the capper is that time i once sat on one of my nads. The HORROR.
 
hidngod said:
There's a guy at work who doesn't wear undies. He's always sitting on a ball.
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damn near lost consciousness... it was bad, very bad.
 
monstermmf said:
Beating it is not the answer right now in his case..
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i meant beat her like she owes you money... she broke ure fucking dick!!
 
I think my all my moving parts are in good order after the accident. A friend sent me some of her modeling pictures and everything functioned as one would hope.
*I didn't smash one out though... still striking on that.
 
slat u have soem funny shit happen to u my friend just keeping it funny for us but damn black and blue, well maybe isn't the best feeling that is like a chick biting one of ur balls when ur teabaggin her (not a good feeling) good luck and thanks for ur support bro mean a lot.

rao740
 
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