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[stilleto]

The mailman just came to my office. He pulls our mail from his bag, looks at it and says, "Oh, looks like you got a check!"

I took the mail, looked at it and said "yup."

He said, "I hope its a good one."

and I said, "oh, there are no bad sex."



also, why is everything so small in here? I feel like i'm in shadow's pants. except its not sweaty.

 

[Phenom78]

LOL

When we were kids my aunt took my cousing and I to McD's

There is a good looking young guy behind the register, and while ordering she says something along the lines of " I'll have two Big Mac's, two large fries, and a large cock"

It was an uncomfortable moment for all


Priceless

 

[Spartacus]

I got a fat one from alabama
vermont too

 

[stilleto]

LOL

When we were kids my aunt took my cousing and I to McD's

There is a good looking young guy behind the register, and while ordering she says something along the lines of " I'll have two Big Mac's, two large fries, and a large cock"

It was an uncomfortable moment for all


Priceless

LOL!!
i once made a HYUGE horrible error (this isn't a joke) and asked a grocery store stockboy "where would I find your nuts?"

 

[Spartacus]

cool having a CPA sister

 

[Spartacus]

save your receipts

 

[stilleto]

4everhung, my friend, can you take your non sequitors to another thread please? you're clouding this one up.

 

[dullboy]

4everhung, my friend, can you take your non sequitors to another thread please? you're clouding this one up.

his stream of concience ramblings make this board worth reading.

 

[H_T_]

i just stare at tits. no talking needed.

 

[stilleto]

his stream of concience ramblings make this board worth reading.

i have a piece of meat stuck between my teeth and no dental floss in my desk.

 

[sublime35]

LOL!!
i once made a HYUGE horrible error (this isn't a joke) and asked a grocery store stockboy "where would I find your nuts?"

Now that's funny. What would have been funnier is if the stockboy would have been witty enough to say something dirty back to you.

 

[heatherrae]

Next time your at the grocery, ask the stock person if the "elbow grease" is in the cleaning aisle. That always results in a funny expression.

 

[stilleto]

Next time your at the grocery, ask the stock person if the "elbow grease" is in the cleaning aisle. That always results in a funny expression.

they aren't the brightest bulbs in the pack working in the grocery store. They'd probably say "aisle 7"

 

[Phenom78]

Next time your at the grocery, ask the stock person if the "elbow grease" is in the cleaning aisle. That always results in a funny expression.

LOL