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Uh oh!
You have a little one don't you?
You have a little one don't you?
redsamurai
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basically yeah, they'll be a little over a year apart if she carries this one full term.
apparently birth control didn't work or she forgot to take it a few times
Congrats rob! I've seen your wife and I don't blame you lol
But wtf is this about the pill not working? Fuuuuck!!!!
But wtf is this about the pill not working? Fuuuuck!!!!
I should probably be glad that link didn't work
digimon7068
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Yeah that's some stupid shit to say.
mrplunkey
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Just take a deep breath. Nothing is sacred here on EF and if it was, someone here would be compelled to desecrate it.
Now celebrate! Children are a blessing. You are a lucky man.
Congrats!! 
WoodyO
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You're starting to sound like Shirlene. Send me your vag pics for confirmation.
bigpokey
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lololol sent! i better get cawk pics in return bro real talk
My older sister and I are exactly one minute apart. We grew up as twins...it was also amazing.
lolololol
Hubby and his sister are actually the same age for about one week a year
that's how close they came from each other, you'll be fine zwhit, I'm glad you're both taking it well, must be scary but it will work out Congrats! Was that really an oops or possibly planned?
definitely not planned. I don't think she's eaten anything since we found out
digimon7068
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seems unlikely...he knocked her back up 4 months after his last kid was born (so obviously it still works hahaha) and during the current gestation period he can bang his brains out with no repercussions!
You sound like me! Lol congrats! My second is due in 48 days and i have a 13 month old at the moment. Well now you have that out of the way and you can get snipped. Lol i know it's one of MY goals.
yeah, I want to strangle that guy
digimon7068
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i'm so friggin' busy right now that we're down to a couple times a week...but my girls are 13 and i've been knocking the bottom out that thing multiple times a week for the last 20+ years...i never noticed any difference hahahaha
Aw man, you beat me and my twin - we're 2 minutes apart.
It was amazing...even though we were both the sane ones in our twinships.
maddox2010
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I know I will get the who the hell r u treatment, but as a 40 yr old twin I find we r more alike now than we've ever been.
Congrats!!
Congrats!!
me either. aplopez should stick to hooking up with chubby drunk chicks and not worry about my wife
digimon7068
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speaking of your wife...if your kid ends up with a large-ish head, one eyebrow, 20" arms, an 8-pack and starts preparing your family tax return at 8 years old for fun? i don't know nuthin'
speaking of your wife...if your kid ends up with a large-ish head, one eyebrow, 20" arms, an 8-pack and starts preparing your family tax return at 8 years old for fun? i don't know nuthin'
But if he likes sequins and ice skating then it was definetly digi.
redsamurai
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digimon7068
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mrplunkey
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No, it's a blessing.
Now steer into the skid. You're gonna be a dad again!
That's awesome awesomeness wrapped in an awesome wrapping!
(how's that for great prose? I rock!)
mrplunkey
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She needs you now. Be enthusiastic enough for both her and you.
Then panic over your finances. I've never met a guy worth a damn ever that didn't panic over $$$ when he knew he was having another baby. It happens, even to multi-multi-millionares.
I'm guessing if she hasn't eaten since the news...the panic hasn't worn off for her yet
look..you know the story about my last daughter right? the one balled, iud, morning after pill super swimmer?
I despised every second of being pregnant, I wanted nothing more than for it to all go away. I had to REALLY work at being even remotely interested in having another baby ..you can say it makes me a terrible person or whatever. I don't fucking care. She is the MOST awesome little person in the world
and I wouldn't trade her for anything.
my older two are 22 months apart and it wasn't terrible at all. I'd like to say I got it all out of the way but then I went and had the other two...fuck it. I love all my girls.
look..you know the story about my last daughter right? the one balled, iud, morning after pill super swimmer?
I despised every second of being pregnant, I wanted nothing more than for it to all go away. I had to REALLY work at being even remotely interested in having another baby ..you can say it makes me a terrible person or whatever. I don't fucking care. She is the MOST awesome little person in the world
and I wouldn't trade her for anything.
my older two are 22 months apart and it wasn't terrible at all. I'd like to say I got it all out of the way but then I went and had the other two...fuck it. I love all my girls.
mrplunkey
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I have a four year old and two one year olds (along with my three older kids). It's chaos in my home every evening.
The four year old has infinite energy. He's like a free electron and bounces off every wall. The one year old boy wants to break everything in the house. The one year old girl points and expects us to jump. When I get home, once the one year old boy hears my voice all he wants to do is be picked up and carried around. If I get near my laptop, he climbs onto the kitchen counter and beats the hell out of it. Most nights, I don't even get to eat dinner with both hands.
I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.
The four year old has infinite energy. He's like a free electron and bounces off every wall. The one year old boy wants to break everything in the house. The one year old girl points and expects us to jump. When I get home, once the one year old boy hears my voice all he wants to do is be picked up and carried around. If I get near my laptop, he climbs onto the kitchen counter and beats the hell out of it. Most nights, I don't even get to eat dinner with both hands.
I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.
she's fine now. only one meal was missed lol
she wasn't ready to be pregnant again but she's legit excited now. we both are
Well, on a positive note you already have a ton of baby items, keep every single thing the baby you have now outgrows, you might need is in a year or so, do you have a preference over boy/girl?
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EarthRider
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It's all good. Our kids are 15 months apart and it was pure hell the first year. But after that its now awesome. They are my favorite little people and play together all the time.
Pics?
no preference
digimon7068
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She needs you now. Be enthusiastic enough for both her and you.
Then panic over your finances. I've never met a guy worth a damn ever that didn't panic over $$$ when he knew he was having another baby. It happens, even to multi-multi-millionares LIKE ME
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WoodyO
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Sorry, damn scrubbing bubbles turn my water such a dak blue that you can't see shit. Next time i'll dry bowl it for ya.
mrplunkey
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Outstanding use of a simultaneous literal and figurative construct.
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