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One more time! All Newbies please read!

Quadsweep

Quadsweep

Top 5 Jr. USA Lt/hvy weight
Chairman Member
Well since I have been getting busy again deleting and fixing up source posts, I figured it was time to put up the old sticky again! I will take it down and put it back up from time to time now....when it gets stupid!


This is my post on board commonsense:

1. Do NOT post or request a source on the open board! If you do this, more than once you could be banned from the board.

2.Do not ask any Mod for a source after you have been here for a day. Hang out, learn, and earn our trust. THIS IS VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS!

3. Do NOT request a source through a PM. It is not safe and it puts you and us at more risk than we already are.

4. If you have a question about a source, especially if you are asking if you may post his name as a scammer; email a moderator first. Do not take it upon yourself to post a sources name as a scammer without checking with a moderator first; you may think you know a lot more than you really do!

5. Do not ask about someone’s legitimacy as a source on the board. This puts the source and you at risk!

6. Please keep flames to a minimum: People come to the board to ask questions and get help. Flaming someone takes away from the quality of the board and the posts it contains. Sometimes it is funny and sometimes it is warranted, and deserved! Use commonsense


Other things:

- Please refrain from lengthy posts IN ALL CAPS, it is the equivalent of yelling and it is hard to read lengthy posts written in all caps.

I’d like to thank Willyumyum for helping me out with ideas on this!
 
Quad

I don't know if a "Sticky" expires after a given set of time. If so, you or other mods may as well repost it when it does expire. With summer coming up, the high school kiddies will be running amock soon (if what I have heard is true). This post states it very clearly.
 
Good WORK

Quad:

I want to thank you for posting this again...and for originally giving willyumyum credit for his help.

I felt practically ignored on the Platinum board, where I stated my reasons why a permanent, "IN YOUR FACE" RULES post should be a fundamental part of this board, as it is on at least one other good, clean, open board.

There is no ambiguity, and there is strict moderator enforcement. That board is www.anabolicfitness.com.

And so that you and other conscientious Mods do not have to, out of sheer frustration, compose yet ANOTHER (and then another) "sticky" that has a limited lifetime..sadly...( Ref: Fonz' ALA Thread.)

The "Register" feature just does NOT cut it, not for an open board of this size. It is totally inadequate IMO. Totally inadequate. Perhaps satisfactory in a purely legal sense...but how many people read the Rules? It's like a Microsoft download "accept" or "decline." wh ever "declines?"

Should you desire any further commentary or input regarding RULES (with which I am well familiar), do not hesitate to contact me. I actually do have an idea or two, and they are not to the detriment of EF.

Thank you again for your time, hard work, your determination, and your consultation with others...and the post itself.

Dexter
 
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quad,
i wish you guys would
delete all of these ALL CAPS
buttholes posts until they
stop it!
 
You made this a sticky three times and i just read a fucking post about someone wanting a source..........its never gonna stop.
 
I am back after a long absence and this was the same message back then. Some things never change.
By the way does anyone have a good domestic source for me?

JUST KIDDING!
(Oh, sorry for the capitals.)
 
Golfer18 said:
You made this a sticky three times and i just read a fucking post about someone wanting a source..........its never gonna stop.
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:bawling: Sad but true, but posts like this if they stop even a few people from doing that shit it's a good thing.... :rolleyes:
This should be a permanent sticky or an auto link to all people who join the board or something...

YUM
 
Here's one of the original versions of the newbie post:


http://www.elitefitness.com/members/newbie/

1) DO NOT POST ASKING FOR A SOURCE!

Hang around a while and read the info on the board. Get to know people on the board and you will get pointed in the right direction. IT TAKES TIME!

2 a) Before you order from a source check this scammers lists and make sure your source is not on there. If after you have done that and you’re still in doubt, please email a moderator to check out your source. http://www.steroidworld.com/scam.htm

2 b) If you are a source....or a scammer dont bother posting for business as it is clearly against the board's policy and you will either get deleted (if you are lucky) or flamed into oblivion by the rest of the board (not fun for you).

3) Read the info on different types of steroids and what they do. You will be able to learn proper dosages you should take of them as well. Some of these sites do list cycles for them. Put something together once you have researched and finally decided what you want to use. Post your cycle on the board and ask for a critique of that cycle you put together. You will be surprised of those who will help you out! Here are some sites you can check out to learn some info on A.S.’s:
http://www.elitefitness.com/reports http://e2.elitefitness.com http://www.ironsup.force9.co.uk/page4.html http://www.steroid-encyclopaedia.com http://www.anabolex.com

4) Still, don’t post asking anything just yet. On this page, Elite Fitness Discussion Board Search, you will be able to search for answers to your questions. When you first visit the site and ask a question that has been answered already they'll refer you to this anyway, so you might as well just use it now. Put in your keywords (i.e... sus250, deca) and read the topics that come up on the subject your looking for answers on. More than likely it probably has already been answered. Read all the posts possible so you can obtain some knowledge on the subject your interested in. TRUST ME, it will be a big benefit if you do so.

5) These are a couple of things NOT to do on this board.

DO NOT post a message asking for a source!

DO NOT post questions you did not research first!

DO NOT list scammers on the board. If you do you better have a way to back it up!
EMAIL A MODERATOR FIRST, with the details!
DO NOT ask STUPID questions!

6) Things to do on this board.

DO READ, READ, READ!

DO EMAIL a moderator when in doubt. You can find their email address on the top left hand corner.

DO make friends here.

DO enjoy this board. YOU WILL BECOME ADDICTED TO IT!! Everyone here will admit to that. I KNOW I WILL!

Search for you question first before posting. There are 10,000+ posts on this board. Very possible your question has been answered already.

DO Read a couple of pages of the board to get some knowledge of the board and on A.S.'s.

7) >>>snip<<< ...how to inject yourself.. Good information provided by 2Thick : http://www.angelfire.com/biz5/syringes

8) Last but not least: I / we would like to say welcome to the ELITE FITNESS BOARD. It is the best you will find around, and it has the most knowledgable people here. Introduce yourself and ENJOY!


http://www.elitefitness.com/members/newbie/
 
THeMaCHinE said:
Here's one of the original versions of the newbie post:


http://www.elitefitness.com/members/newbie/

1) DO NOT POST ASKING FOR A SOURCE!

Hang around a while and read the info on the board. Get to know people on the board and you will get pointed in the right direction. IT TAKES TIME!

2 a) Before you order from a source check this scammers lists and make sure your source is not on there. If after you have done that and you’re still in doubt, please email a moderator to check out your source. http://www.steroidworld.com/scam.htm

2 b) If you are a source....or a scammer dont bother posting for business as it is clearly against the board's policy and you will either get deleted (if you are lucky) or flamed into oblivion by the rest of the board (not fun for you).

3) Read the info on different types of steroids and what they do. You will be able to learn proper dosages you should take of them as well. Some of these sites do list cycles for them. Put something together once you have researched and finally decided what you want to use. Post your cycle on the board and ask for a critique of that cycle you put together. You will be surprised of those who will help you out! Here are some sites you can check out to learn some info on A.S.’s:
http://www.elitefitness.com/reports http://e2.elitefitness.com http://www.ironsup.force9.co.uk/page4.html http://www.steroid-encyclopaedia.com http://www.anabolex.com

4) Still, don’t post asking anything just yet. On this page, Elite Fitness Discussion Board Search, you will be able to search for answers to your questions. When you first visit the site and ask a question that has been answered already they'll refer you to this anyway, so you might as well just use it now. Put in your keywords (i.e... sus250, deca) and read the topics that come up on the subject your looking for answers on. More than likely it probably has already been answered. Read all the posts possible so you can obtain some knowledge on the subject your interested in. TRUST ME, it will be a big benefit if you do so.

5) These are a couple of things NOT to do on this board.

DO NOT post a message asking for a source!

DO NOT post questions you did not research first!

DO NOT list scammers on the board. If you do you better have a way to back it up!
EMAIL A MODERATOR FIRST, with the details!
DO NOT ask STUPID questions!

6) Things to do on this board.

DO READ, READ, READ!

DO EMAIL a moderator when in doubt. You can find their email address on the top left hand corner.

DO make friends here.

DO enjoy this board. YOU WILL BECOME ADDICTED TO IT!! Everyone here will admit to that. I KNOW I WILL!

Search for you question first before posting. There are 10,000+ posts on this board. Very possible your question has been answered already.

DO Read a couple of pages of the board to get some knowledge of the board and on A.S.'s.

7) >>>snip<<< ...how to inject yourself.. Good information provided by 2Thick : http://www.angelfire.com/biz5/syringes

8) Last but not least: I / we would like to say welcome to the ELITE FITNESS BOARD. It is the best you will find around, and it has the most knowledgable people here. Introduce yourself and ENJOY!


http://www.elitefitness.com/members/newbie/
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Excellent!!!! Karma to you!
 
I haven't been around here in a year...left when the "attack of the hackers" was around...seems to me that there are less posts for the newbies then back then....seemed like every other post back then was the "code for the newbie."

maybe after a year or so, the morons left, or there is better supervision on the board......

That is cool..........

E
 
sk* said:
For the record, that guy isn't me.
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I know its not and the situation is being looked into.
 
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Quadsweep said:
My question is ....who was sarcastic???? And why the hell would a person use a name so close to yours SK* except to be a dick! :mad:
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SK** post was sarcasm so I edited it with a little note to him.
 
Re: Coming from a triedia mod

BALLYFREAK said:
Fallow those simple instructions and you will be all the safer because of it.

BALLY
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Congrats on the modship, I saw that the other day. Although with the issues going as of late it looks like you will have your work cut out for you. ;) Good luck
 
Ya we have to watch out for some imposters using similar handles.

Slider

P.S. Newbie’s if you want to be here be patient and gain the respect it takes time, I know not all newbie’s are jerk offs and just here to piss around but unfortunately the one’s here to piss around affects the good newbie.
 
Quadsweep

Been here 3 days. most of it seems like common sense but appreciate the pointers. Only way to learn.:D
 
Super Halo Man said:
Too many fucking idiots run wild on the boards. It sucks. Can't we just shoot them or something?

:destroy:
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No disentragration. lol@SHM. I can't believe this is sticky again. Oh well, someday they'll learn. :p
 
strider364 said:



No disentragration. lol@SHM. I can't believe this is sticky again. Oh well, someday they'll learn. :p
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I think it is permanent! Every time I take it down it just gets worse! And it is bad enough already!

Quad
 
Quadsweep said:


I think it is permanent! Every time I take it down it just gets worse! And it is bad enough already!

Quad
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Quad, I think this has to be the first permanet sticky ever in elite history. Kinda sad isn't though.
 
Quad

I'm still puzzled why it took YOU to put up a "Rules" post that has actually lasted several weeks. That Thread should have have been carefully crafted years ago and conspicuously posted, as yours has.

But it clearly isn't just a post for newbies; many vets have still, after all this time, failed to get the point. Maybe lack of interest, maybe actually impoverished intellectual capacity, or maybe just a feeling of being gear-tossing gods.

I'd personally rename it "RULES! Listen Up - This is Your Chance."

Anyway, it's nice to see your rules are still up there. You and willy put some concerted effort into them. Pretty simple, but some guys don't get the point.

Dexter
 
Oh Well...

You again. Yes, I intend to both climb the mountains and become the mountains, traveling anywhere in the world I want as an American.

Do you have any problem with that? I first saw some interesting mountains almost 3 years ago, identified some great gear and the traverse, only to be screwed by those I thought would be team-climbers. Screwed bigtime.

But they f**Ked up while I watched, and now they face a perilous point halfway up: to call for help and bring on a 4-person team or fall off a cliff by themselves, alone, frozen, and never to be seen again. Sadly, I think they will choose the latter; and the fall is long and steep.

Sheesh. One post. That says it all.

Dexter
 
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Dexter said:
You again. Yes, I intend to both climb the mountains and become the mountains, traveling anywhere in the world I want as an American.

Do you have any problem with that? I first saw some interesting mountains almost 3 years ago, identified some great gear and the traverse, only to be screwed by those I thought would be team-climbers. Screwed bigtime.

But they f**Ked up while I watched, and now they face a perilous point halfway up: to call for help and bring on a 4-person team or fall off a cliff by themselves, alone, frozen, and never to be seen again. Sadly, I think they will choose the latter; and the fall is long and steep.

Sheesh. One post. That says it all.

Dexter
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What is your post about Dex? Just curious...
 
Any positive contribution?

Well, the world will little note nor long remember what is said here, but it can never forget what was done here.

I reckon that someone other than a user struck statements from Mr. Bench's post and his inappropriate comments (about climbing mountains, etc.) to a simple, kind statement I had made to Quad for his work. Have any ideas? Why the interest anyway?

Dexter
 
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Retabolil2 said:

What is your post about Dex? Just curious...
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HAHAHA...I don't think anyone knows what the hell dex is talking about! I think it has something to do with Mr. Bench's sig. I think dex thought it was part of the post, and that it was a wise crack taken at dex.
 
Quadsweep said:
How the hell did my thread come to this????
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HAHAHAA...that's what I was thinking. I read the whole thread backwards. I was wondering why there were so many replies, so i went to the last one first. Then just kept scrolling up to see what the hell everyone was talking about.
 
Yes, this is the kind of thread, meant to educate, but has unfortunately started to degenerate, because of self-interests?

Who could complain, or even comment other than positively about your thread?

Only a detractor.

And there should be lots of replies. Good. But the basic message should remain the same.

Keep this board freakin' clean, without foolish destractions or detractors. Pretty simply, really.

Dexter
 
Dexter said:
Yes, this is the kind of thread, meant to educate, but has unfortunately started to degenerate, because of self-interests?

Who could complain, or even comment other than positively about your thread?

Only a detractor.

And there should be lots of replies. Good. But the basic message should remain the same.

Keep this board freakin' clean, without foolish destractions or detractors. Pretty simply, really.

Dexter
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Well said.
 
thanks for the tips--i just found this board and registered today. i probably would've violated several of those rules if you hadn't posted them!
look forward to meeting everyone

-->peace:D
 
Quad

Bro, the world of the Internet is a weird world, because practically everyone has access to it, even crazies, real criminals, and youngsters on such a board.

Don't let the negativists, the pessimists, the ironic and sarcastic pricks, and the detractors contaminate your fundamentally good thread...and get you down.

And keep this thread alive. Frankly, I believe it should be exclusively oriented toward Rules, those things by which we conduct ourselves civily.

Best regards, Dexter
 
I have been away for at least 8 months. It has accured to me that it may apear to a couple of mods that i may have broken one of those rules if you do not remember me. Well, I thought i would apologize for e-mailing you two with a question. I'll will be around and hopefully you guys will remember me. Peace

Glad to be back!

Thanks,
T Bone
 
HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! I got bumped down to "Cool Novice" I used to have like 1500 posts! I was here for a couple of years. Damn! :mad:
 
T Bone said:
HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! I got bumped down to "Cool Novice" I used to have like 1500 posts! I was here for a couple of years. Damn! :mad:
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Suuuuuuuuure...:newbie:

LOL! Just kiddin bro...when they did the whole platinum thing, some people's post got lost in the shuffle...that's what I've heard anyways.
 
Bulldog_10 said:


Suuuuuuuuure...:newbie:

LOL! Just kiddin bro...when they did the whole platinum thing, some people's post got lost in the shuffle...that's what I've heard anyways.
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Oh well, It's quality, not quantity, right? At least thats what i tell my ol' lady.
 
Quad, you can get this thread back on track and up to the top permanently.

Just submit yours and Willy's guidelines again. Amazing how many cannot comprehend civility, rules, or, sadly...rich English.

Dexter
 
Dexter said:
Quad, you can get this thread back on track and up to the top permanently.

Just submit yours and Willy's guidelines again. Amazing how many cannot comprehend civility, rules, or, sadly...rich English.

Dexter
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Dex that is exactly what I did. Nobody mess with my post!:mad: You know who you are!

Quad
 
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