One Million Karmas

[Sub-Zero]

fuck i just saw this i guess im too late, ill write one anyway

 

[jh1]

fuck i just saw this i guess im too late, ill write one anyway

You let us all down.

 

[NickyE3]

i do wish there was more competition

 

[Lestat]

LMFAO!! i can't believe i actually whipped this up, thank god for weed. i dumbed it down and wrote it quickly, so be kind. probably not 100 lines, but its close


So I jump on my PC... thinking to myself, “damn this shit is easy!”.
Im about to drop bombs on the whole EF fam, coast to coast niggas are gonna be like god damn!
So I start my venture here in the F-L-Aye, see my local nigga, yeah he’s mad gay.
I say what’s up “AAP?”.
To which he replies, “hold up…let me wipe this jizz off my eye”
I’m not down with the fruity pool parties, so I gotta say good bye.
Moving along, we hit up Orlando
see mickey mouse and Phaded, with a bottle of jack daniels.
I’ll rip your fuckin head off and piss on your face!
Damn homey..Might want to lay off the Trenbolone ace!
We rip some rails and im back on my trip, see fishtales hanging with the Pick!
He goes “I’m str8”. I go “you sure?.... Better get that semen…off your pores”
He said for sure.. but it’s “rnch dressing”.
Someone get me out of here or at least give me a Smith & Wesson…
So we learned a lesson, stay away from the queers.
But im still in the NO though, downing mad beers.
I bump into frisky, and all I hear is “mememememe”.
I start praying to God “please kill me”
Run away as fast as I can, but hit a wooden board, thinking it’s a man.
Little did I know, it was the chest of Feisty.
You’re still the best I say politely!
Get me out of this city, before I get jacked…
like that whiteboy who changed his name, from Nutsack.
Time to swing back east, to the ATL. But I run into a beast!
“give me all your jelly donuts” the monster squeeked.
“Please habitualhealth, I don’t want to end up deceased!!!”
Fuck Georgia, lets continue along, before I get burnt out from making this song.
We in MD w/ Subz… hitting the bong.
I promise I’ll get you laid homey… just one time!
He says “I’m fat, and ugly…” .
Don’t worry, come with me. Just pretend, you have money!
I take him up to Delaware looking for a honey
A manly voice says…”nice to see ya”.
“Covergirl get away, I don’t want gonerhea!!”
I leave my boy subz, with the diseased broad. “Don’t worry dude, just ignore the slight burning on your rod.”

Back in DC, where bitches are skeezy.
Try and find nefertiti, but he’s really a dude in his late 40’s with bitch titties.
So I drink a 40, find a shorty and get going.
make a stop home to NJ and see jackangel.
“How’s the quicky mart doing, is business stable?”
He tries to come up with a witty rebuttal,
But it’s 20 minutes later I’m already flying through the Lincoln tunnel
Head past the Bronx to find yonkers weights
Expecting to see a jacked dude, but find a fatty eating cake.
I tell him, where’s your restaurant at, cuz nigga, I gotta eat!
“Don’t worry dude. Mcdonalds is down the street!”
It’s get boring, so I go to the Midwest.
Spot jh1 with his negative chest.
I try to say whats up, but he tells me “POST PICS OR STFU”
You can find me in Kentucky, with jack and the rae.
She’s about to hatch, her little bay-bay
I hear “scmoopy, is my ass too big?”. Jack says “no hun, I don’t like twigs”
Guess who jumps through the window with a poster of a fatty
,and a dude in a nike shirt with his head near her poonani, rocking pink panties.
This shit is insanity! But we all know all the whey’s enemy is originality

Lets keep moving, to Michigan with stringbean boozing.
Banging all sorts of hoes, but never using….
A prophylactic
lucky he’s on steroids or shit would be drastic
He’d have more kids than tha Ol dirty bastard!
I’d go visit bino, but he just reaches his arm across state.
Gives me high five, and steals my J.
I’m definetely not sober, but lets stop in Minnesota.
So I can put healother… in a coma.
Thank god his ridiculous threads are over.

Now that the world is a better place, hit the west coast and get shitfaced.
Chillin with lestat, we swimming in average wimminz
Get a call from KB, “bail me outta prison!”
You kidding?
“Nope, crazy raina came back and cried rape”
Can’t you help you dude, better plan your escape.
Fuck California, time to move upstate.
Where puddlemonkey’s at, slanging feces
Acting like he’s the crap version of Young Jeezy.

Heading back to florida, when I see a Dodge Viper.
A clown jumps out, with a chainsaw wearing a diaper.
He kinda looks like Burt, with a goofy smirk…..and a tight shirt.
Do you have a job? “Nope, never had to work”

That concludes my EF journey. Time to go kill myself, fuck I feel dirty

LMAO!!! this was fucking good dude, worth a million karma! You hit the nail on the head with a bunch of regular posters..

loled @ Spot jh1 with his negative chest.

Wootoom with chainsaw and diaper was awesome.

Raina pulling a rape case was so close to real (not now, but a while back) its scary.

Great fucking job.

 

[puddlemonkey]

LMAO!!! this was fucking good dude, worth a million karma! You hit the nail on the head with a bunch of regular posters..

loled @ Spot jh1 with his negative chest.

Wootoom with chainsaw and diaper was awesome.

Raina pulling a rape case was so close to real (not now, but a while back) its scary.

Great fucking job.

Its too long for me to read, any shots taken at me?

 

[Sub-Zero]

i already lost so i didnt go to 100 lines


Chorus:

Im the best and I lift all the time
Youl soon see why from this wicked ass rhyme
I post on EF and I have a hell of a time
My posts are usually blacked out but iv commited no crime


Verse 1:

My diet is awesome, way better than yours
Im getting super jacked while my mom does my chores
I eat choice foods, there’s lots of sugar in my whey,
You guys who eat clean are just fucking gay
Tuna from the can
Scrambled eggs in a pan
I can do it all
Just keep listening my man

My bench is way high
I squat butt to grass
If you don’t go all the way down ill put my foot in your ass
I do bent over rows with a lot of momentum
If you think im cheating then why do I got bigguns

Standing over head press makes me look awesome
I don’t need to borrow your straps for deadlift I already got some
I drop the weights all over the gym
don’t argue about it you ain’t gunna win
In a fight I’m superior I will choke you out
Youl feel my bicep against your throat and start to shout
Ill cut off your air you cant do shit man
Im the juggernaut you aint even peter pan


Verse 2:

I make informative posts
I know more than the juicers
Im bigger than all yall
Your just a bunch of losers

Javaguru thinks he knows his shit
But when I prove he knows nothing he throws a fit
He hates on my girlfriend
That faggot has no life
No wonder he couldn’t hold onto his wife

Im one of the oppressed, but I compete with the best
Ronnie is my mentor but soon I’ll be his
Hell say “when it comes to diet and training that kid is a wiz”
Dorian Yates will bow before me
I could win a BB contest by just going pee
Whose that jacked dude? You noobie that’s me


Verse 3:

My love handles are as big as my overgrown head
But my girlfriend don’t care when I fuck her in bed
My stretch marks are huge but its part of the prize
The skins gotta stretch when you get to be my size

18 months ago I was a skinny ass kid
Now I’m a bodybuilding guru, you should see my vid
Most of you hate but your all fucking jealous
Cuz when it comes to lifting I’m way more fucking zealous

I may not eat clean, and you all like to judge
But ff you wanna be friends I don’t hold a grudge
You make fun of my girlfriend, but that don’t mean shit
You can ban me from EF but I wont throw a fit
Remember me for my love handles I got from all the funyuns
Yall bitches know me, my alter is younggunz

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol i just read caveless wonders and he owned me anyway his was good as shit

 

[puddlemonkey]

i already lost so i didnt go to 100 lines


Chorus:

Im the best and I lift all the time
Youl soon see why from this wicked ass rhyme
I post on EF and I have a hell of a time
My posts are usually blacked out but iv commited no crime


Verse 1:

My diet is awesome, way better than yours
Im getting super jacked while my mom does my chores
I eat choice foods, there’s lots of sugar in my whey,
You guys who eat clean are just fucking gay
Tuna from the can
Scrambled eggs in a pan
I can do it all
Just keep listening my man

My bench is way high
I squat butt to grass
If you don’t go all the way down ill put my foot in your ass
I do bent over rows with a lot of momentum
If you think im cheating then why do I got bigguns

Standing over head press makes me look awesome
I don’t need to borrow your straps for deadlift I already got some
I drop the weights all over the gym
don’t argue about it you ain’t gunna win
In a fight I’m superior I will choke you out
Youl feel my bicep against your throat and start to shout
Ill cut off your air you cant do shit man
Im the juggernaut you aint even peter pan


Verse 2:

I make informative posts
I know more than the juicers
Im bigger than all yall
Your just a bunch of losers

Javaguru thinks he knows his shit
But when I prove he knows nothing he throws a fit
He hates on my girlfriend
That faggot has no life
No wonder he couldn’t hold onto his wife

Im one of the oppressed, but I compete with the best
Ronnie is my mentor but soon I’ll be his
Hell say “when it comes to diet and training that kid is a wiz”
Dorian Yates will bow before me
I could win a BB contest by just going pee
Whose that jacked dude? You noobie that’s me


Verse 3:

My love handles are as big as my overgrown head
But my girlfriend don’t care when I fuck her in bed
My stretch marks are huge but its part of the prize
The skins gotta stretch when you get to be my size

18 months ago I was a skinny ass kid
Now I’m a bodybuilding guru, you should see my vid
Most of you hate but your all fucking jealous
Cuz when it comes to lifting I’m way more fucking zealous

I may not eat clean, and you all like to judge
But ff you wanna be friends I don’t hold a grudge
You make fun of my girlfriend, but that don’t mean shit
You can ban me from EF but I wont throw a fit
Remember me for my love handles I got from all the funyuns
Yall bitches know me, my alter is younggunz

Any shots at me?

 

[Lestat]

lol i just read caveless wonders and he owned me anyway his was good as shit

his is awesome, you can do comprable. different styles, different flow.

 

[calveless wonder]

Its too long for me to read, any shots taken at me?

read it, it's funny. and yes i do(slightly) put you in at the end..