One Million Karmas

[slat1]

I always liked this one!

(feat. Daddy-O, Hi-C)

[parody of Kool G. Rap's "Talk Like Sex"]

[Hi-C]
For the ladies, a hundred-thirty pounds of beef, yeah
Chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth
Swingin with this here stud, you need practice
I'm leavin used rubbers on the mattress

[Daddy-O]
When I'm with my homies, we're rollin
Can't love a car unless it's stolen
Don't ask me what the price is,
but it's more than pussy tickle devices

[Chorus: (Daddy-O) Hi-C]

(And you can fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!

("What's the matter Mr. Jones?"
"Well I'm ashamed of the way you're playing!")

[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
And we come fully equipped
With a bad attitude and a hard ass (*censored*)

[Daddy-O]
For demonstrations, watch us slam her
Steady poundin' like a jackhammer

[Hi-C]
One sword edge you can't cop out
We're poundin you down 'til your eyeballs pop out!

[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
We're not your ordinary players (*scratch*)

[Chorus: (Daddy-O) Hi-C]

(And she'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(She'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!!!
(Puh-puh-paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!

[Hi-C]
Ahhh, check check check it out yo
Get a grip on the headboard and hold on to it
or get sent right through it

[Daddy-O]
BITCH! I'm bite ya [censored] the way that I'm lickin 'em
Won't be gentle the way that I'm stickin 'em
I do a damn good job
and bitches on my dick like a human shish-ka-bob

[Hi-C]
Hey [woof] CB4 is fly
So grab them ankles, throw your (*woof*) in the sky

[Chorus: (Daddy-O) Hi-C]

(And fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls

 

[Spartacus]

nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese

 

[NickyE3]

i dont do funny material
and i aint no serial...
killa
skin is vanilla
without the ice
“2nd rounds on me” like Obie Trice
Fuck with me you wont have a nice life
It will be filled with pain and a unfaithful cheatin wife

i have no producer so I kick this solo shit
i killed him, cuz he couldnt make the bass hit
now my hype man is wondering if imma off him
cross me wrong, you can find him laying in a coffin
im just playin, imma kind soul
but in a battle you gone get yo mic stole
right in front of the crowd
everybody be laughin out loud
no one bought the clout you was rappin bout
they cheering me on and instigatin
standing there with mass anticipation

I aint about to play with someone's life
But im in your face, comin out the tv like a poltergeist
i stand behind everything that is bein written
get too close, you bound to get bitten
with such velocity filled with much animosity
that no one could knock me down and stand on top of me
as if they were victorious
I aint notorious…
No….not…yet
Give me a couple lines then you will bet
I take it to another level
This aint rap, pop, or rock metal
There is no fame, no name, no face
Just sound waves flooding your ears, takin you to a anotha place

It is a shame that you can’t comprehend
These non-obtuse styles that im trying to mend
Or these subliminal signals that im trying to send
Or these dirty-souled motherfuckers that im trying to cleanse

cant beleive im kickin this free kind of style
even though I am white, you wont see me in 8 mile

without a beat, i gotta quit
im lost, i cant find the fuckin alphabet


(meh, not 100 lines though)

 

[jack sparrow]

lolol I'll decide by midnite. Sub ain't gonna post?

 

[calveless wonder]

lolol I'll decide by midnite. Sub ain't gonna post?

i scared him away.

where's my crown at, bitches?

 

[jack sparrow]

i scared him away.

where's my crown at, bitches?

You put out a good rap...no doubt about it...but there just weren't very many participants to really have a good run...know what I mean?

Does a half a mil sound fair?

 

[calveless wonder]

You put out a good rap...no doubt about it...but there just weren't very many participants to really have a good run...know what I mean?

Does a half a mil sound fair?

yeah, it don't matter to me.

it was fun writing it.

i do wish there was more competition

 

[jack sparrow]

yeah, it don't matter to me.

it was fun writing it.

i do wish there was more competition

Me too. K on the way bor.

 

[calveless wonder]

Me too. K on the way bor.

thanks cuz

 

[chewyxrage]

cheap ass!