One Million Karmas

[Jon79]

I'm going to bed...your plat search skills will be put to the ultimate test. SubZM will own you all.

Good luck.

sounds as though u are bias....and we have no chance so give it to him

 

[jack sparrow]

sounds as though u are bias....and we have no chance so give it to him

I just know the kid has skillz...it's anyones game, but like I said...I will be fair.

 

[calveless wonder]

LMFAO!! i can't believe i actually whipped this up, thank god for weed. i dumbed it down and wrote it quickly, so be kind. probably not 100 lines, but its close


So I jump on my PC... thinking to myself, “damn this shit is easy!”.
Im about to drop bombs on the whole EF fam, coast to coast niggas are gonna be like god damn!
So I start my venture here in the F-L-Aye, see my local nigga, yeah he’s mad gay.
I say what’s up “AAP?”.
To which he replies, “hold up…let me wipe this jizz off my eye”
I’m not down with the fruity pool parties, so I gotta say good bye.
Moving along, we hit up Orlando
see mickey mouse and Phaded, with a bottle of jack daniels.
I’ll rip your fuckin head off and piss on your face!
Damn homey..Might want to lay off the Trenbolone ace!
We rip some rails and im back on my trip, see fishtales hanging with the Pick!
He goes “I’m str8”. I go “you sure?.... Better get that semen…off your pores”
He said for sure.. but it’s “rnch dressing”.
Someone get me out of here or at least give me a Smith & Wesson…
So we learned a lesson, stay away from the queers.
But im still in the NO though, downing mad beers.
I bump into frisky, and all I hear is “mememememe”.
I start praying to God “please kill me”
Run away as fast as I can, but hit a wooden board, thinking it’s a man.
Little did I know, it was the chest of Feisty.
You’re still the best I say politely!
Get me out of this city, before I get jacked…
like that whiteboy who changed his name, from Nutsack.
Time to swing back east, to the ATL. But I run into a beast!
“give me all your jelly donuts” the monster squeeked.
“Please habitualhealth, I don’t want to end up deceased!!!”
Fuck Georgia, lets continue along, before I get burnt out from making this song.
We in MD w/ Subz… hitting the bong.
I promise I’ll get you laid homey… just one time!
He says “I’m fat, and ugly…” .
Don’t worry, come with me. Just pretend, you have money!
I take him up to Delaware looking for a honey
A manly voice says…”nice to see ya”.
“Covergirl get away, I don’t want gonerhea!!”
I leave my boy subz, with the diseased broad. “Don’t worry dude, just ignore the slight burning on your rod.”

Back in DC, where bitches are skeezy.
Try and find nefertiti, but he’s really a dude in his late 40’s with bitch titties.
So I drink a 40, find a shorty and get going.
make a stop home to NJ and see jackangel.
“How’s the quicky mart doing, is business stable?”
He tries to come up with a witty rebuttal,
But it’s 20 minutes later I’m already flying through the Lincoln tunnel
Head past the Bronx to find yonkers weights
Expecting to see a jacked dude, but find a fatty eating cake.
I tell him, where’s your restaurant at, cuz nigga, I gotta eat!
“Don’t worry dude. Mcdonalds is down the street!”
It’s get boring, so I go to the Midwest.
Spot jh1 with his negative chest.
I try to say whats up, but he tells me “POST PICS OR STFU”
You can find me in Kentucky, with jack and the rae.
She’s about to hatch, her little bay-bay
I hear “scmoopy, is my ass too big?”. Jack says “no hun, I don’t like twigs”
Guess who jumps through the window with a poster of a fatty
,and a dude in a nike shirt with his head near her poonani, rocking pink panties.
This shit is insanity! But we all know all the whey’s enemy is originality

Lets keep moving, to Michigan with stringbean boozing.
Banging all sorts of hoes, but never using….
A prophylactic
lucky he’s on steroids or shit would be drastic
He’d have more kids than tha Ol dirty bastard!
I’d go visit bino, but he just reaches his arm across state.
Gives me high five, and steals my J.
I’m definetely not sober, but lets stop in Minnesota.
So I can put healother… in a coma.
Thank god his ridiculous threads are over.

Now that the world is a better place, hit the west coast and get shitfaced.
Chillin with lestat, we swimming in average wimminz
Get a call from KB, “bail me outta prison!”
You kidding?
“Nope, crazy raina came back and cried rape”
Can’t you help you dude, better plan your escape.
Fuck California, time to move upstate.
Where puddlemonkey’s at, slanging feces
Acting like he’s the crap version of Young Jeezy.

Heading back to florida, when I see a Dodge Viper.
A clown jumps out, with a chainsaw wearing a diaper.
He kinda looks like Burt, with a goofy smirk…..and a tight shirt.
Do you have a job? “Nope, never had to work”

That concludes my EF journey. Time to go kill myself, fuck I feel dirty

 

[blueta2]

CW, that is great...

 

[Smurfy]

I am officially submitting Calveless Wonder's rap as my entry. Should it win, I'll gladly take the in-kind donation of 1,000,000 karmas. thanks

 

[nefertiti]

Back in DC, where bitches are skeezy.
Try and find nefertiti, but he’s really a dude in his late 40’s with bitch titties.

Bwaaahahhahaha

 

[samoth]

Too bad Havoc never posts anymore.

 

[Raptorex]

kiss ass


pretty good though

LMFAO!! i can't believe i actually whipped this up, thank god for weed. i dumbed it down and wrote it quickly, so be kind. probably not 100 lines, but its close


So I jump on my PC... thinking to myself, “damn this shit is easy!”.
Im about to drop bombs on the whole EF fam, coast to coast niggas are gonna be like god damn!
So I start my venture here in the F-L-Aye, see my local nigga, yeah he’s mad gay.
I say what’s up “AAP?”.
To which he replies, “hold up…let me wipe this jizz off my eye”
I’m not down with the fruity pool parties, so I gotta say good bye.
Moving along, we hit up Orlando
see mickey mouse and Phaded, with a bottle of jack daniels.
I’ll rip your fuckin head off and piss on your face!
Damn homey..Might want to lay off the Trenbolone ace!
We rip some rails and im back on my trip, see fishtales hanging with the Pick!
He goes “I’m str8”. I go “you sure?.... Better get that semen…off your pores”
He said for sure.. but it’s “rnch dressing”.
Someone get me out of here or at least give me a Smith & Wesson…
So we learned a lesson, stay away from the queers.
But im still in the NO though, downing mad beers.
I bump into frisky, and all I hear is “mememememe”.
I start praying to God “please kill me”
Run away as fast as I can, but hit a wooden board, thinking it’s a man.
Little did I know, it was the chest of Feisty.
You’re still the best I say politely!
Get me out of this city, before I get jacked…
like that whiteboy who changed his name, from Nutsack.
Time to swing back east, to the ATL. But I run into a beast!
“give me all your jelly donuts” the monster squeeked.
“Please habitualhealth, I don’t want to end up deceased!!!”
Fuck Georgia, lets continue along, before I get burnt out from making this song.
We in MD w/ Subz… hitting the bong.
I promise I’ll get you laid homey… just one time!
He says “I’m fat, and ugly…” .
Don’t worry, come with me. Just pretend, you have money!
I take him up to Delaware looking for a honey
A manly voice says…”nice to see ya”.
“Covergirl get away, I don’t want gonerhea!!”
I leave my boy subz, with the diseased broad. “Don’t worry dude, just ignore the slight burning on your rod.”

Back in DC, where bitches are skeezy.
Try and find nefertiti, but he’s really a dude in his late 40’s with bitch titties.
So I drink a 40, find a shorty and get going.
make a stop home to NJ and see jackangel.
“How’s the quicky mart doing, is business stable?”
He tries to come up with a witty rebuttal,
But it’s 20 minutes later I’m already flying through the Lincoln tunnel
Head past the Bronx to find yonkers weights
Expecting to see a jacked dude, but find a fatty eating cake.
I tell him, where’s your restaurant at, cuz nigga, I gotta eat!
“Don’t worry dude. Mcdonalds is down the street!”
It’s get boring, so I go to the Midwest.
Spot jh1 with his negative chest.
I try to say whats up, but he tells me “POST PICS OR STFU”
You can find me in Kentucky, with jack and the rae.
She’s about to hatch, her little bay-bay
I hear “scmoopy, is my ass too big?”. Jack says “no hun, I don’t like twigs”
Guess who jumps through the window with a poster of a fatty
,and a dude in a nike shirt with his head near her poonani, rocking pink panties.
This shit is insanity! But we all know all the whey’s enemy is originality

Lets keep moving, to Michigan with stringbean boozing.
Banging all sorts of hoes, but never using….
A prophylactic
lucky he’s on steroids or shit would be drastic
He’d have more kids than tha Ol dirty bastard!
I’d go visit bino, but he just reaches his arm across state.
Gives me high five, and steals my J.
I’m definetely not sober, but lets stop in Minnesota.
So I can put healother… in a coma.
Thank god his ridiculous threads are over.

Now that the world is a better place, hit the west coast and get shitfaced.
Chillin with lestat, we swimming in average wimminz
Get a call from KB, “bail me outta prison!”
You kidding?
“Nope, crazy raina came back and cried rape”
Can’t you help you dude, better plan your escape.
Fuck California, time to move upstate.
Where puddlemonkey’s at, slanging feces
Acting like he’s the crap version of Young Jeezy.

Heading back to florida, when I see a Dodge Viper.
A clown jumps out, with a chainsaw wearing a diaper.
He kinda looks like Burt, with a goofy smirk…..and a tight shirt.
Do you have a job? “Nope, never had to work”

That concludes my EF journey. Time to go kill myself, fuck I feel dirty

 

[calveless wonder]

kiss ass


pretty good though

uh...i dissed half of C&C. how the fuck am i kissing ass?

i liked my yonkers weight and covergirl punchlines, rofl

 

[Raptorex]

j/k bro, it really is awesome, you could do this as a job

uh...i dissed half of C&C. how the fuck am i kissing ass?

i liked my yonkers weight and covergirl punchlines, rofl