One Million Karmas

[jack sparrow]

For the best 100 line, funny as hell, rap/rhyme you can come up with in the next 24 hours. My guess is, that SubZM will take this one hands down, but lets see what you other peeps got.

RULES:

You may only post once.
I am the judge, and I will be fair.

 

[Jon79]

has to be 100 words?

 

[jack sparrow]

has to be 100 words?

One hundred lines of funny shit.

 

[jack sparrow]

It won't take the last zero, but y'all know I'm good for it.

 

[calveless wonder]

100 lines is fuckin long man....that's more than a regular rap song.

 

[jack sparrow]

100 lines is fuckin long man....that's more than a regular rap song.

Look up some old SubZM raps...dude did a hundred lines with his eyes closed.

btw..you just blew your chance by posting.

 

[calveless wonder]

Look up some old SubZM raps...dude did a hundred lines with his eyes closed.

btw..you just blew your chance by posting.

Non plat scum

Too bad, i had a GREAT idea for a theme, and i used to rhyme/rap in high school. it was going to be hilarious. i may still write it anyways if i can find some weed

 

[jack sparrow]

Non plat scum

Too bad, i had a GREAT idea for a theme, and i used to rhyme/rap in high school. it was going to be hilarious. i may still write it anyways if i can find some weed

Ok, I'll cut some slack now that the ground rules have been laid. LAID..huh..huh..hhuh....

Anyhoo..you have only ONE rap/rhyme to post. Use it wisely. 100 lines, no more, no less.

 

[Jon79]

Look up some old SubZM raps...dude did a hundred lines with his eyes closed.

btw..you just blew your chance by posting.

link please

 

[jack sparrow]

link please

I'm going to bed...your plat search skills will be put to the ultimate test. SubZM will own you all.

Good luck.

 

[Jon79]

I'm going to bed...your plat search skills will be put to the ultimate test. SubZM will own you all.

Good luck.

sounds as though u are bias....and we have no chance so give it to him

 

[jack sparrow]

sounds as though u are bias....and we have no chance so give it to him

I just know the kid has skillz...it's anyones game, but like I said...I will be fair.

 

[calveless wonder]

LMFAO!! i can't believe i actually whipped this up, thank god for weed. i dumbed it down and wrote it quickly, so be kind. probably not 100 lines, but its close


So I jump on my PC... thinking to myself, “damn this shit is easy!”.
Im about to drop bombs on the whole EF fam, coast to coast niggas are gonna be like god damn!
So I start my venture here in the F-L-Aye, see my local nigga, yeah he’s mad gay.
I say what’s up “AAP?”.
To which he replies, “hold up…let me wipe this jizz off my eye”
I’m not down with the fruity pool parties, so I gotta say good bye.
Moving along, we hit up Orlando
see mickey mouse and Phaded, with a bottle of jack daniels.
I’ll rip your fuckin head off and piss on your face!
Damn homey..Might want to lay off the Trenbolone ace!
We rip some rails and im back on my trip, see fishtales hanging with the Pick!
He goes “I’m str8”. I go “you sure?.... Better get that semen…off your pores”
He said for sure.. but it’s “rnch dressing”.
Someone get me out of here or at least give me a Smith & Wesson…
So we learned a lesson, stay away from the queers.
But im still in the NO though, downing mad beers.
I bump into frisky, and all I hear is “mememememe”.
I start praying to God “please kill me”
Run away as fast as I can, but hit a wooden board, thinking it’s a man.
Little did I know, it was the chest of Feisty.
You’re still the best I say politely!
Get me out of this city, before I get jacked…
like that whiteboy who changed his name, from Nutsack.
Time to swing back east, to the ATL. But I run into a beast!
“give me all your jelly donuts” the monster squeeked.
“Please habitualhealth, I don’t want to end up deceased!!!”
Fuck Georgia, lets continue along, before I get burnt out from making this song.
We in MD w/ Subz… hitting the bong.
I promise I’ll get you laid homey… just one time!
He says “I’m fat, and ugly…” .
Don’t worry, come with me. Just pretend, you have money!
I take him up to Delaware looking for a honey
A manly voice says…”nice to see ya”.
“Covergirl get away, I don’t want gonerhea!!”
I leave my boy subz, with the diseased broad. “Don’t worry dude, just ignore the slight burning on your rod.”

Back in DC, where bitches are skeezy.
Try and find nefertiti, but he’s really a dude in his late 40’s with bitch titties.
So I drink a 40, find a shorty and get going.
make a stop home to NJ and see jackangel.
“How’s the quicky mart doing, is business stable?”
He tries to come up with a witty rebuttal,
But it’s 20 minutes later I’m already flying through the Lincoln tunnel
Head past the Bronx to find yonkers weights
Expecting to see a jacked dude, but find a fatty eating cake.
I tell him, where’s your restaurant at, cuz nigga, I gotta eat!
“Don’t worry dude. Mcdonalds is down the street!”
It’s get boring, so I go to the Midwest.
Spot jh1 with his negative chest.
I try to say whats up, but he tells me “POST PICS OR STFU”
You can find me in Kentucky, with jack and the rae.
She’s about to hatch, her little bay-bay
I hear “scmoopy, is my ass too big?”. Jack says “no hun, I don’t like twigs”
Guess who jumps through the window with a poster of a fatty
,and a dude in a nike shirt with his head near her poonani, rocking pink panties.
This shit is insanity! But we all know all the whey’s enemy is originality

Lets keep moving, to Michigan with stringbean boozing.
Banging all sorts of hoes, but never using….
A prophylactic
lucky he’s on steroids or shit would be drastic
He’d have more kids than tha Ol dirty bastard!
I’d go visit bino, but he just reaches his arm across state.
Gives me high five, and steals my J.
I’m definetely not sober, but lets stop in Minnesota.
So I can put healother… in a coma.
Thank god his ridiculous threads are over.

Now that the world is a better place, hit the west coast and get shitfaced.
Chillin with lestat, we swimming in average wimminz
Get a call from KB, “bail me outta prison!”
You kidding?
“Nope, crazy raina came back and cried rape”
Can’t you help you dude, better plan your escape.
Fuck California, time to move upstate.
Where puddlemonkey’s at, slanging feces
Acting like he’s the crap version of Young Jeezy.

Heading back to florida, when I see a Dodge Viper.
A clown jumps out, with a chainsaw wearing a diaper.
He kinda looks like Burt, with a goofy smirk…..and a tight shirt.
Do you have a job? “Nope, never had to work”

That concludes my EF journey. Time to go kill myself, fuck I feel dirty

 

[blueta2]

CW, that is great...

 

[Smurfy]

I am officially submitting Calveless Wonder's rap as my entry. Should it win, I'll gladly take the in-kind donation of 1,000,000 karmas. thanks

 

[nefertiti]

Back in DC, where bitches are skeezy.
Try and find nefertiti, but he’s really a dude in his late 40’s with bitch titties.

Bwaaahahhahaha

 

[samoth]

Too bad Havoc never posts anymore.

 

[Raptorex]

kiss ass


pretty good though

LMFAO!! i can't believe i actually whipped this up, thank god for weed. i dumbed it down and wrote it quickly, so be kind. probably not 100 lines, but its close


So I jump on my PC... thinking to myself, “damn this shit is easy!”.
Im about to drop bombs on the whole EF fam, coast to coast niggas are gonna be like god damn!
So I start my venture here in the F-L-Aye, see my local nigga, yeah he’s mad gay.
I say what’s up “AAP?”.
To which he replies, “hold up…let me wipe this jizz off my eye”
I’m not down with the fruity pool parties, so I gotta say good bye.
Moving along, we hit up Orlando
see mickey mouse and Phaded, with a bottle of jack daniels.
I’ll rip your fuckin head off and piss on your face!
Damn homey..Might want to lay off the Trenbolone ace!
We rip some rails and im back on my trip, see fishtales hanging with the Pick!
He goes “I’m str8”. I go “you sure?.... Better get that semen…off your pores”
He said for sure.. but it’s “rnch dressing”.
Someone get me out of here or at least give me a Smith & Wesson…
So we learned a lesson, stay away from the queers.
But im still in the NO though, downing mad beers.
I bump into frisky, and all I hear is “mememememe”.
I start praying to God “please kill me”
Run away as fast as I can, but hit a wooden board, thinking it’s a man.
Little did I know, it was the chest of Feisty.
You’re still the best I say politely!
Get me out of this city, before I get jacked…
like that whiteboy who changed his name, from Nutsack.
Time to swing back east, to the ATL. But I run into a beast!
“give me all your jelly donuts” the monster squeeked.
“Please habitualhealth, I don’t want to end up deceased!!!”
Fuck Georgia, lets continue along, before I get burnt out from making this song.
We in MD w/ Subz… hitting the bong.
I promise I’ll get you laid homey… just one time!
He says “I’m fat, and ugly…” .
Don’t worry, come with me. Just pretend, you have money!
I take him up to Delaware looking for a honey
A manly voice says…”nice to see ya”.
“Covergirl get away, I don’t want gonerhea!!”
I leave my boy subz, with the diseased broad. “Don’t worry dude, just ignore the slight burning on your rod.”

Back in DC, where bitches are skeezy.
Try and find nefertiti, but he’s really a dude in his late 40’s with bitch titties.
So I drink a 40, find a shorty and get going.
make a stop home to NJ and see jackangel.
“How’s the quicky mart doing, is business stable?”
He tries to come up with a witty rebuttal,
But it’s 20 minutes later I’m already flying through the Lincoln tunnel
Head past the Bronx to find yonkers weights
Expecting to see a jacked dude, but find a fatty eating cake.
I tell him, where’s your restaurant at, cuz nigga, I gotta eat!
“Don’t worry dude. Mcdonalds is down the street!”
It’s get boring, so I go to the Midwest.
Spot jh1 with his negative chest.
I try to say whats up, but he tells me “POST PICS OR STFU”
You can find me in Kentucky, with jack and the rae.
She’s about to hatch, her little bay-bay
I hear “scmoopy, is my ass too big?”. Jack says “no hun, I don’t like twigs”
Guess who jumps through the window with a poster of a fatty
,and a dude in a nike shirt with his head near her poonani, rocking pink panties.
This shit is insanity! But we all know all the whey’s enemy is originality

Lets keep moving, to Michigan with stringbean boozing.
Banging all sorts of hoes, but never using….
A prophylactic
lucky he’s on steroids or shit would be drastic
He’d have more kids than tha Ol dirty bastard!
I’d go visit bino, but he just reaches his arm across state.
Gives me high five, and steals my J.
I’m definetely not sober, but lets stop in Minnesota.
So I can put healother… in a coma.
Thank god his ridiculous threads are over.

Now that the world is a better place, hit the west coast and get shitfaced.
Chillin with lestat, we swimming in average wimminz
Get a call from KB, “bail me outta prison!”
You kidding?
“Nope, crazy raina came back and cried rape”
Can’t you help you dude, better plan your escape.
Fuck California, time to move upstate.
Where puddlemonkey’s at, slanging feces
Acting like he’s the crap version of Young Jeezy.

Heading back to florida, when I see a Dodge Viper.
A clown jumps out, with a chainsaw wearing a diaper.
He kinda looks like Burt, with a goofy smirk…..and a tight shirt.
Do you have a job? “Nope, never had to work”

That concludes my EF journey. Time to go kill myself, fuck I feel dirty

 

[calveless wonder]

kiss ass


pretty good though

uh...i dissed half of C&C. how the fuck am i kissing ass?

i liked my yonkers weight and covergirl punchlines, rofl

 

[Raptorex]

j/k bro, it really is awesome, you could do this as a job

uh...i dissed half of C&C. how the fuck am i kissing ass?

i liked my yonkers weight and covergirl punchlines, rofl

 

[slat1]

I always liked this one!

(feat. Daddy-O, Hi-C)

[parody of Kool G. Rap's "Talk Like Sex"]

[Hi-C]
For the ladies, a hundred-thirty pounds of beef, yeah
Chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth
Swingin with this here stud, you need practice
I'm leavin used rubbers on the mattress

[Daddy-O]
When I'm with my homies, we're rollin
Can't love a car unless it's stolen
Don't ask me what the price is,
but it's more than pussy tickle devices

[Chorus: (Daddy-O) Hi-C]

(And you can fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!

("What's the matter Mr. Jones?"
"Well I'm ashamed of the way you're playing!")

[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
And we come fully equipped
With a bad attitude and a hard ass (*censored*)

[Daddy-O]
For demonstrations, watch us slam her
Steady poundin' like a jackhammer

[Hi-C]
One sword edge you can't cop out
We're poundin you down 'til your eyeballs pop out!

[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
We're not your ordinary players (*scratch*)

[Chorus: (Daddy-O) Hi-C]

(And she'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(She'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!!!
(Puh-puh-paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!

[Hi-C]
Ahhh, check check check it out yo
Get a grip on the headboard and hold on to it
or get sent right through it

[Daddy-O]
BITCH! I'm bite ya [censored] the way that I'm lickin 'em
Won't be gentle the way that I'm stickin 'em
I do a damn good job
and bitches on my dick like a human shish-ka-bob

[Hi-C]
Hey [woof] CB4 is fly
So grab them ankles, throw your (*woof*) in the sky

[Chorus: (Daddy-O) Hi-C]

(And fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls

 

[Spartacus]

nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese

 

[NickyE3]

i dont do funny material
and i aint no serial...
killa
skin is vanilla
without the ice
“2nd rounds on me” like Obie Trice
Fuck with me you wont have a nice life
It will be filled with pain and a unfaithful cheatin wife

i have no producer so I kick this solo shit
i killed him, cuz he couldnt make the bass hit
now my hype man is wondering if imma off him
cross me wrong, you can find him laying in a coffin
im just playin, imma kind soul
but in a battle you gone get yo mic stole
right in front of the crowd
everybody be laughin out loud
no one bought the clout you was rappin bout
they cheering me on and instigatin
standing there with mass anticipation

I aint about to play with someone's life
But im in your face, comin out the tv like a poltergeist
i stand behind everything that is bein written
get too close, you bound to get bitten
with such velocity filled with much animosity
that no one could knock me down and stand on top of me
as if they were victorious
I aint notorious…
No….not…yet
Give me a couple lines then you will bet
I take it to another level
This aint rap, pop, or rock metal
There is no fame, no name, no face
Just sound waves flooding your ears, takin you to a anotha place

It is a shame that you can’t comprehend
These non-obtuse styles that im trying to mend
Or these subliminal signals that im trying to send
Or these dirty-souled motherfuckers that im trying to cleanse

cant beleive im kickin this free kind of style
even though I am white, you wont see me in 8 mile

without a beat, i gotta quit
im lost, i cant find the fuckin alphabet


(meh, not 100 lines though)

 

[jack sparrow]

lolol I'll decide by midnite. Sub ain't gonna post?

 

[calveless wonder]

lolol I'll decide by midnite. Sub ain't gonna post?

i scared him away.

where's my crown at, bitches?

 

[jack sparrow]

i scared him away.

where's my crown at, bitches?

You put out a good rap...no doubt about it...but there just weren't very many participants to really have a good run...know what I mean?

Does a half a mil sound fair?

 

[calveless wonder]

You put out a good rap...no doubt about it...but there just weren't very many participants to really have a good run...know what I mean?

Does a half a mil sound fair?

yeah, it don't matter to me.

it was fun writing it.

i do wish there was more competition

 

[jack sparrow]

yeah, it don't matter to me.

it was fun writing it.

i do wish there was more competition

Me too. K on the way bor.

 

[calveless wonder]

Me too. K on the way bor.

thanks cuz

 

[chewyxrage]

cheap ass!

 

[jack sparrow]

cheap ass!

I split up the mil to everyone who participated...thats fair.

 

[jack sparrow]

Theres still 300,000 in the kitty too.

 

[chewyxrage]

I split up the mil to everyone who participated...thats fair.

I was just bustin balls... great idea for a thread....good stuff from the two participants...

 

[jack sparrow]

I was just bustin balls... great idea for a thread....good stuff from the two participants...

I just wish Sub would have taken notice...that kid busted out a rhyme a couple of years ago that had me in tears I was laughing so hard.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I can't rap or rhyme, or I would of played

 

[jack sparrow]

I can't rap or rhyme, or I would of played

I can't even draw good stick people bro..don't feel bad.

 

[chewyxrage]

I can't rap or rhyme, or I would of played

Same here, I'm much too white and uncreative for that...

CW's rhyme, I could never remember all that shit...where everyone is located?

stalker....lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

I can't even draw good stick people bro..don't feel bad.

The stick people I have down! Except they look funny when I give them 5 fingers on each hand, 3 looks better.

 

[calveless wonder]

Same here, I'm much too white and uncreative for that...

CW's rhyme, I could never remember all that shit...where everyone is located?

stalker....lol

i got a good memory for a pothead.

lol, i used to bust out rhymes in high school at parties. bitches loved it, and it was pretty entertaining especially when i would bust on random people at the party. they were all rich white kids, so it was funny and different

kind of got away from it in college

 

[puddlemonkey]

i got a good memory for a pothead.

lol, i used to bust out rhymes in high school at parties. bitches loved it, and it was pretty entertaining especially when i would bust on random people at the party

kind of got away from it in college

Shouldn't you be working on our FF league?

 

[calveless wonder]

Shouldn't you be working on our FF league?

who's in so far?

You, me, SFmonster, patsfan.....?

We need to get a thread stickied on here. i just posted on the thread you started.

 

[jack sparrow]

who's in so far?

You, me, SFmonster, patsfan.....?

We need to get a thread stickied on here. i just posted on the thread you started.

EF League? As in League Of Justice?

I'm not joining unless I can be Clark Kent. Or The Green Arrow...that would be cool too.

 

[puddlemonkey]

EF League? As in League Of Justice?

I'm not joining unless I can be Clark Kent. Or The Green Arrow...that would be cool too.

lol, FF league. Football.

 

[jack sparrow]

lol, FF league. Football.

Ah. Disregard my Smallville iness. I just like the show...what can I say?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Even after all these karma donations you still have 2 mil left lol. Shits hard to get rid of huh?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Arm wrestle you for the rest?

 

[jack sparrow]

Even after all these karma donations you still have 2 mil left lol. Shits hard to get rid of huh?

I know man...I'm gonna get back down to zero one of these days, and post my entire history. It was a blast before the Fun Police showed up in full force.

K doesn't mean much to me anymore...I look for reasons to get rid of it.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Fun Police? I've heard of the Spelling Police, but not the Fun police.

 

[jack sparrow]

Fun Police? I've heard of the Spelling Police, but not the Fun police.

Fun Police = Digger

 

[puddlemonkey]

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Sub-Zero]

fuck i just saw this i guess im too late, ill write one anyway

 

[jh1]

fuck i just saw this i guess im too late, ill write one anyway

You let us all down.

 

[NickyE3]

i do wish there was more competition

 

[Lestat]

LMFAO!! i can't believe i actually whipped this up, thank god for weed. i dumbed it down and wrote it quickly, so be kind. probably not 100 lines, but its close


So I jump on my PC... thinking to myself, “damn this shit is easy!”.
Im about to drop bombs on the whole EF fam, coast to coast niggas are gonna be like god damn!
So I start my venture here in the F-L-Aye, see my local nigga, yeah he’s mad gay.
I say what’s up “AAP?”.
To which he replies, “hold up…let me wipe this jizz off my eye”
I’m not down with the fruity pool parties, so I gotta say good bye.
Moving along, we hit up Orlando
see mickey mouse and Phaded, with a bottle of jack daniels.
I’ll rip your fuckin head off and piss on your face!
Damn homey..Might want to lay off the Trenbolone ace!
We rip some rails and im back on my trip, see fishtales hanging with the Pick!
He goes “I’m str8”. I go “you sure?.... Better get that semen…off your pores”
He said for sure.. but it’s “rnch dressing”.
Someone get me out of here or at least give me a Smith & Wesson…
So we learned a lesson, stay away from the queers.
But im still in the NO though, downing mad beers.
I bump into frisky, and all I hear is “mememememe”.
I start praying to God “please kill me”
Run away as fast as I can, but hit a wooden board, thinking it’s a man.
Little did I know, it was the chest of Feisty.
You’re still the best I say politely!
Get me out of this city, before I get jacked…
like that whiteboy who changed his name, from Nutsack.
Time to swing back east, to the ATL. But I run into a beast!
“give me all your jelly donuts” the monster squeeked.
“Please habitualhealth, I don’t want to end up deceased!!!”
Fuck Georgia, lets continue along, before I get burnt out from making this song.
We in MD w/ Subz… hitting the bong.
I promise I’ll get you laid homey… just one time!
He says “I’m fat, and ugly…” .
Don’t worry, come with me. Just pretend, you have money!
I take him up to Delaware looking for a honey
A manly voice says…”nice to see ya”.
“Covergirl get away, I don’t want gonerhea!!”
I leave my boy subz, with the diseased broad. “Don’t worry dude, just ignore the slight burning on your rod.”

Back in DC, where bitches are skeezy.
Try and find nefertiti, but he’s really a dude in his late 40’s with bitch titties.
So I drink a 40, find a shorty and get going.
make a stop home to NJ and see jackangel.
“How’s the quicky mart doing, is business stable?”
He tries to come up with a witty rebuttal,
But it’s 20 minutes later I’m already flying through the Lincoln tunnel
Head past the Bronx to find yonkers weights
Expecting to see a jacked dude, but find a fatty eating cake.
I tell him, where’s your restaurant at, cuz nigga, I gotta eat!
“Don’t worry dude. Mcdonalds is down the street!”
It’s get boring, so I go to the Midwest.
Spot jh1 with his negative chest.
I try to say whats up, but he tells me “POST PICS OR STFU”
You can find me in Kentucky, with jack and the rae.
She’s about to hatch, her little bay-bay
I hear “scmoopy, is my ass too big?”. Jack says “no hun, I don’t like twigs”
Guess who jumps through the window with a poster of a fatty
,and a dude in a nike shirt with his head near her poonani, rocking pink panties.
This shit is insanity! But we all know all the whey’s enemy is originality

Lets keep moving, to Michigan with stringbean boozing.
Banging all sorts of hoes, but never using….
A prophylactic
lucky he’s on steroids or shit would be drastic
He’d have more kids than tha Ol dirty bastard!
I’d go visit bino, but he just reaches his arm across state.
Gives me high five, and steals my J.
I’m definetely not sober, but lets stop in Minnesota.
So I can put healother… in a coma.
Thank god his ridiculous threads are over.

Now that the world is a better place, hit the west coast and get shitfaced.
Chillin with lestat, we swimming in average wimminz
Get a call from KB, “bail me outta prison!”
You kidding?
“Nope, crazy raina came back and cried rape”
Can’t you help you dude, better plan your escape.
Fuck California, time to move upstate.
Where puddlemonkey’s at, slanging feces
Acting like he’s the crap version of Young Jeezy.

Heading back to florida, when I see a Dodge Viper.
A clown jumps out, with a chainsaw wearing a diaper.
He kinda looks like Burt, with a goofy smirk…..and a tight shirt.
Do you have a job? “Nope, never had to work”

That concludes my EF journey. Time to go kill myself, fuck I feel dirty

LMAO!!! this was fucking good dude, worth a million karma! You hit the nail on the head with a bunch of regular posters..

loled @ Spot jh1 with his negative chest.

Wootoom with chainsaw and diaper was awesome.

Raina pulling a rape case was so close to real (not now, but a while back) its scary.

Great fucking job.

 

[puddlemonkey]

LMAO!!! this was fucking good dude, worth a million karma! You hit the nail on the head with a bunch of regular posters..

loled @ Spot jh1 with his negative chest.

Wootoom with chainsaw and diaper was awesome.

Raina pulling a rape case was so close to real (not now, but a while back) its scary.

Great fucking job.

Its too long for me to read, any shots taken at me?

 

[Sub-Zero]

i already lost so i didnt go to 100 lines


Chorus:

Im the best and I lift all the time
Youl soon see why from this wicked ass rhyme
I post on EF and I have a hell of a time
My posts are usually blacked out but iv commited no crime


Verse 1:

My diet is awesome, way better than yours
Im getting super jacked while my mom does my chores
I eat choice foods, there’s lots of sugar in my whey,
You guys who eat clean are just fucking gay
Tuna from the can
Scrambled eggs in a pan
I can do it all
Just keep listening my man

My bench is way high
I squat butt to grass
If you don’t go all the way down ill put my foot in your ass
I do bent over rows with a lot of momentum
If you think im cheating then why do I got bigguns

Standing over head press makes me look awesome
I don’t need to borrow your straps for deadlift I already got some
I drop the weights all over the gym
don’t argue about it you ain’t gunna win
In a fight I’m superior I will choke you out
Youl feel my bicep against your throat and start to shout
Ill cut off your air you cant do shit man
Im the juggernaut you aint even peter pan


Verse 2:

I make informative posts
I know more than the juicers
Im bigger than all yall
Your just a bunch of losers

Javaguru thinks he knows his shit
But when I prove he knows nothing he throws a fit
He hates on my girlfriend
That faggot has no life
No wonder he couldn’t hold onto his wife

Im one of the oppressed, but I compete with the best
Ronnie is my mentor but soon I’ll be his
Hell say “when it comes to diet and training that kid is a wiz”
Dorian Yates will bow before me
I could win a BB contest by just going pee
Whose that jacked dude? You noobie that’s me


Verse 3:

My love handles are as big as my overgrown head
But my girlfriend don’t care when I fuck her in bed
My stretch marks are huge but its part of the prize
The skins gotta stretch when you get to be my size

18 months ago I was a skinny ass kid
Now I’m a bodybuilding guru, you should see my vid
Most of you hate but your all fucking jealous
Cuz when it comes to lifting I’m way more fucking zealous

I may not eat clean, and you all like to judge
But ff you wanna be friends I don’t hold a grudge
You make fun of my girlfriend, but that don’t mean shit
You can ban me from EF but I wont throw a fit
Remember me for my love handles I got from all the funyuns
Yall bitches know me, my alter is younggunz

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol i just read caveless wonders and he owned me anyway his was good as shit

 

[puddlemonkey]

i already lost so i didnt go to 100 lines


Chorus:

Im the best and I lift all the time
Youl soon see why from this wicked ass rhyme
I post on EF and I have a hell of a time
My posts are usually blacked out but iv commited no crime


Verse 1:

My diet is awesome, way better than yours
Im getting super jacked while my mom does my chores
I eat choice foods, there’s lots of sugar in my whey,
You guys who eat clean are just fucking gay
Tuna from the can
Scrambled eggs in a pan
I can do it all
Just keep listening my man

My bench is way high
I squat butt to grass
If you don’t go all the way down ill put my foot in your ass
I do bent over rows with a lot of momentum
If you think im cheating then why do I got bigguns

Standing over head press makes me look awesome
I don’t need to borrow your straps for deadlift I already got some
I drop the weights all over the gym
don’t argue about it you ain’t gunna win
In a fight I’m superior I will choke you out
Youl feel my bicep against your throat and start to shout
Ill cut off your air you cant do shit man
Im the juggernaut you aint even peter pan


Verse 2:

I make informative posts
I know more than the juicers
Im bigger than all yall
Your just a bunch of losers

Javaguru thinks he knows his shit
But when I prove he knows nothing he throws a fit
He hates on my girlfriend
That faggot has no life
No wonder he couldn’t hold onto his wife

Im one of the oppressed, but I compete with the best
Ronnie is my mentor but soon I’ll be his
Hell say “when it comes to diet and training that kid is a wiz”
Dorian Yates will bow before me
I could win a BB contest by just going pee
Whose that jacked dude? You noobie that’s me


Verse 3:

My love handles are as big as my overgrown head
But my girlfriend don’t care when I fuck her in bed
My stretch marks are huge but its part of the prize
The skins gotta stretch when you get to be my size

18 months ago I was a skinny ass kid
Now I’m a bodybuilding guru, you should see my vid
Most of you hate but your all fucking jealous
Cuz when it comes to lifting I’m way more fucking zealous

I may not eat clean, and you all like to judge
But ff you wanna be friends I don’t hold a grudge
You make fun of my girlfriend, but that don’t mean shit
You can ban me from EF but I wont throw a fit
Remember me for my love handles I got from all the funyuns
Yall bitches know me, my alter is younggunz

Any shots at me?

 

[Lestat]

lol i just read caveless wonders and he owned me anyway his was good as shit

his is awesome, you can do comprable. different styles, different flow.

 

[calveless wonder]

Its too long for me to read, any shots taken at me?

read it, it's funny. and yes i do(slightly) put you in at the end..

 

[jh1]

Negative Chest MF'r.

Dang that was some good rhyming...

Props.

and, Die.

 

[calveless wonder]

you guys can sign me for another 500k karma to do the remix (international)

 

[ceo]

K doesn't mean much to me anymore...I look for reasons to get rid of it.

 

[habitualhealth]

“give me all your jelly donuts” the monster squeeked.
“Please habitualhealth, I don’t want to end up deceased!!!”

........still waiting.......

 

[jack sparrow]

What idiot started this dumb ass thread?

 

[NickyE3]

What idiot started this dumb ass thread?

LOL
my K amount thanks you

 

[wootoom]

Holy fuck Calveless that was awesome ahahahahahahahahah

 

[calveless wonder]

Holy fuck Calveless that was awesome ahahahahahahahahah

ROFL.

*in The Game's Voice*
remix.... remix!!!!!!!!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

this is bullshit i woulda done it