On my Desk I have...

[dballer]

some crappy IKEA lamp
can of Pepsi
Cup of coffee (cold, from yesterday)
headphones
spoon
water bottle
milk thisle
cranberry fruit (capsules)
noxzema
post it notes
Rolling Stones "Let it Bleed" cd
picture of parents
about 5 Atlanta Business Chronicles
some tape
my keyboard and computer stuff.
one of those tape recorders Norm MacDonald uses.
Snack Pack Pudding
White Out (just to sniff)
calculator
cell phone charger
CK2
UPS mouse pad
Henry Rollins "Human Butt" CD
Arby's and Mrs. Winners cupons.

 

[CrimsonKing]

noxzema
.

??????????

 

[HappyScrappy]

I just started at this job, so I don't have much crap yet.

*Linux Poster (source code for the kernal - just the headers if IIRC - colored to be the penguin)
*Failure ("When your best just isn't good enough.") image framed.
*speakers and headphones
*21" sony trinitron
*phone
*cell phone (Nokia 8890)
*wallet (Coach)
*car keys
*desk calendar flip thing
*STAPLER!!!
*tape thing
*cool can thing full of pens
*photo of my GF
*lots of paper clip things
*training manuals
*scrap paper
*coffe mug (clear with the caffeine molecular structure outline on it)
*keyboard and mouse (and a spare keyboard)
*a few computer books (programming reference books that I pretty much have memorized at this point, but all programmers tend to keep them around to show what they know)
*my briefcase bag thing

the end

(poptart)

 

[dballer]

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yeah.. you wash your face with it!!

(I wash my face alot.... and my hands. I feel like What About Bob sometimes.)

 

[spentagn]

Take the can of air with you to the bathroom sometime. Make sure no one sees it. Then shoot a bunch into the water about a half inch from the surface. The noise is hillarious.

You can also do whipits with them that really fuck your head up, from what I hear.

 

[TheProject]

On my old beat up antique desk with tons of character, I have:

and what a cool old desk it is!

 

[WODIN]

You can also do whipits with them that really fuck your head up, from what I hear.

I'll try this on my kids. Should be tons of laughs.... (joke people!)

 

[john937]

Damn, Wodin, I thought you had a messy desk, till I started inventory on my own:

2 monitors, keyboard,mouse, mousepad, windex
10 reference books - database server & webserver
morning coffee, empty styrofoam breakfast container
two bottles of water, Tums, Naphcon Eye drops
8X10 notebook - daily log notes
spreadsheet in development - next year headcount plans
stapler, pen/pencil holder, tape despenser, magnifying glass
Ceramic coffee cup from Ruby Slipper hotel, Santa Fe NM. full of scissors, screwdrivers, canopener
telephone & hands-free headset, energizer batteries for headset

25 lunch forks waiting to be returned to the cafeteria

 

[TheProject]

Let's see...

One HP computer
17" monitor
HK speakers
Phone
Stapler
Tape dispenser
3 notepads
Rolodex
coffee mug
4 coasters
Clock without battery
2 modems
Amoco 52oz water mug
gainer shake
2 stack trays full of paper
8 Windows 2000 licenses
1 Dymo labeler
Grounded extension cord
Power strip
Calculator
Post-its
Replacement touchpoint for IBM mouse
2 Kodak picture cards
Floppy disk
4 boxes of Beechies peppermint gum
Cel phone
Empty dymo cartridge
$100 check
Clipboard

think that's it....

 

[big4life]

A mess.