omg the gym rocks!!!!!

[triplesixmaf]

holly shit! i love wroking out! its like touching the face of god! when i go in there and i bench i feel like a god. when i see that 200 pounds go on the bar i think to myself... no way i can get this, but when i do get it up i stand and yell with all the sweat dripping down my face and i feel so burned out and tired but i want more! so i rip of my wife beater and go for my second set.

 

[powerforward]

okay.

 

[triplesixmaf]

dont you agree brother? omg im so pumped im going to go blast my delts right now! im so gay!!!!!!!!

 

[The Terminator]

dont you agree brother? omg im so pumped im going to go blast my delts right now! im so gay!!!!!!!!

What do you do bring your laptop to the gym?

 

[MikeyG]

What do you do bring your laptop to the gym?

 

[eric123]

200 lbs huh....hmmm... are you curling that?

Just messing with ya bro... that's cool man.. good to spread the cheer.

 

[triplesixmaf]

ok i was joking but i guess noone got it

 

[jubei]

I had a friend who was on 100mg anadrol a day and he used to yell and scream and snort and shit when doing bench. I stopped spotting him.

 

[triplesixmaf]

I had a friend who was on 100mg anadrol a day and he used to yell and scream and snort and shit when doing bench. I stopped spotting him.

jimmy? is that you???

 

[powerforward]

i just fart and piss myself on heavysets, i guess thats why i can't keep a training partner.

 

[triplesixmaf]

i also like to jump around like a monkey similar to what you see on zoolander. they stole that from my work outs.

 

[jubei]

No this is Dee znuts.

 

[sucker for supplements]

i actualy puked down the gym a couple of weeks ago.

now thats hardcore.

 

[thelegacy]

i knew it was a joke when i read "i am so gay" and before i read that i was thinking " man this guy is gay"

 

[doublebicep]

Funny stuff. Nice avatar! If your hittin' that, no wonder you are in such a good mood.

 

[speedy7]

This is a freaking joke right? LOL I don't get that way when I'm benching 300 for sets.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

i actualy puked down the gym a couple of weeks ago.

now thats hardcore.

I shit on the gym floor and rubbed it on my face to get fired up for squats. It is the only way I can psyche myself up for my big lifts.

 

[triplesixmaf]

i do the shit thing too

 

[The_Eviscerator]

i do the shit thing too

Cool! Brothers in Feces!!!

 

[rebellifter]

this thread is crackin me up!!!

 

[triplesixmaf]

anyone else into scat lifting?

 

[bmit]

I just stare in the mirror thinking about how girls go crazy when see me wearing my tank top.

 

[easy]

anyone else into scat lifting?

OMG...

 

[Ironhorse_m87]

i dont know what it was about golds, london but ive seen three people shit themselves there and some chick piss herself while doing leg raises for some reason it turned my dick hard as a diamond.

 

[Mr. Las Vegas]

Scat lifting....LMFAO. I like to jerk off before a set and I do it right there in front of everyone, I get so psyched I will cum all over anyone in my path.

 

[jubei]

Last night I was in the gym at 10 pm and there was a guy doing standing barbell curls. He was grunting so fucking loud I thought he was going to die. It wasn't just a normal grunt, but a "something caught in my throat and I'm choking to death" grunt. It was pretty funny considering he was doing reps of 10 with a fixed bar weighing 65 lbs.

 

[FBodyGuy]

It was pretty funny considering he was doing reps of 10 with a fixed bar weighing 65 lbs.

Hey...not everybody can be a tough guy like you!

 

[jubei]

It wasn't the weight that bothered me, it was the fact that it sounded like planet of the apes while this guy was in there. Comeon, who needs to grunt like that on thier 1st rep?