ok tell me PLZ, what would YOU DO, if you woke up to this.

[tinytank]

well, me and my friend from college, went out clubbing, anyway it was 1.50 a drink, so yeah we were both mayjor fucked, anyway. my friend accually didnt stop drinking, and to be fair i gave him 40.00 to go out, cause he was skint, anyway..
the main point of the story......

*****he ends up crashing at mine, because he told these 2 girls to fuck off, after they wouldnt pay for a taxi (idiot) so just me and him crash at mine., anyway about 5am, i get woken up by some sound, i open my eyes, to see him pissing on my bedside cabnet !!! like 15inches away from my head . so yeah im cleaning my whole room out, not enjoying it much thanks to a mayor hangover***

 

[tinytank]

Miss Fitt . lol

 

[spongebob]

golden shower heh?

 

[tinytank]

golden shower heh?

lmao, yeah. my god, who knew that alcohol could do something like that ?? . my room, now stinks of bleach, detol, mr muscle, and flash.

 

[Raina]

I wouldn't car eif they were drunk or not. I'd have a fit and they'd be cleaning.

 

[*MissFit*]

did u touch his penis?

 

[blut wump]

Do you really call your little friend Mr. Muscle?

 

[tinytank]

I wouldn't car eif they were drunk or not. I'd have a fit and they'd be cleaning.

well, dont worrie, hes sorry he done it, ive told his whole football team. his work mates, and i need to drop something off at his house tonight , so i might hint to the parents.. lol he'll be sorry !

 

[nycgirl]

I wouldn't car eif they were drunk or not. I'd have a fit and they'd be cleaning.

Agreed. I think that would become my 1st violent moment.

 

[tinytank]

did u touch his penis?

of corse, missfit, what else do u think guys get upto ??? do i make u horny baby ?? lol

 

[KillahBee]

That's pretty much a common occurence in college. I've seen people piss on carpets, couches, sinks, tables. My one buddy woke up all drunk in bed with his girl, got out of bed, turned around and pissed on his girl in the bed. Another friend took a shit on some girl's rug in the middle of her living room

 

[*MissFit*]

Some girls r into that shit.. golden shower anyone

No not me

That's pretty much a common occurence in college. I've seen people piss on carpets, couches, sinks, tables. My one buddy woke up all drunk in bed with his girl, got out of bed, turned around and pissed on his girl in the bed. Another friend took a shit on some girl's rug in the middle of her living room

 

[tinytank]

That's pretty much a common occurence in college. I've seen people piss on carpets, couches, sinks, tables. My one buddy woke up all drunk in bed with his girl, got out of bed, turned around and pissed on his girl in the bed. Another friend took a shit on some girl's rug in the middle of her living room

damm ! thats crazy ! but my bedside cabnet, was where i kept my underwear, porn, even bank letters !! there ok, cause ive got em in a box/safe type thing., but the porn. the damm porn is ruinend, im going to have to wash, my whole room ,. speaking of which, i better go and give it ,its 3 coating of bleach.

 

[MILF69]

well, me and my friend from college, went out clubbing, anyway it was 1.50 a drink, so yeah we were both mayjor fucked, anyway. my friend accually didnt stop drinking, and to be fair i gave him 40.00 to go out, cause he was skint, anyway..
the main point of the story......

*****he ends up crashing at mine, because he told these 2 girls to fuck off, after they wouldnt pay for a taxi (idiot) so just me and him crash at mine., anyway about 5am, i get woken up by some sound, i open my eyes, to see him pissing on my bedside cabnet !!! like 15inches away from my head . so yeah im cleaning my whole room out, not enjoying it much thanks to a mayor hangover***

Should have slapped him across the face and said,'could you at least piss out the window!" LMAO..sorry that's funny as hell...but I would be sooooo pissed!

 

[tinytank]

Should have slapped him across the face and said,'could you at least piss out the window!" LMAO..sorry that's funny as hell...but I would be sooooo pissed!

lol, i got like 2 hours sleep lastnight,i kept awake to make shure he never done it again. lol

 

[GoldenDelicious]

all you bitches shut up about the golden shower thing, i get excited thinking youre talking about me

 

[Evil_Frisky]

all you bitches shut up about the golden shower thing, i get excited thinking youre talking about me

You are such a vain lil bitch aren't you

 

[tinytank]

You are such a vain lil bitch aren't you

ok E/frisky what would u do, in that situation ?

 

[Dunk]

i hear Angel just got wet (no pun intended) reading that TT.

 

[Basic_wonder]

Everyone has done it at least once, it is best when your friend has a pile of dirty clothes in the closet and you think the closet is the bathroom .....

 

[tinytank]

Everyone has done it at least once, it is best when your friend has a pile of dirty clothes in the closet and you think the closet is the bathroom .....

cant say i have

 

[tinytank]

and milf, it was a hard floor . lol thank god .

 

[Deterass]

I'll get the rope.

 

[pogo]

I did stupid shit like that before. Once on an acid trip I was putting cigarettes out on a friend's windowsill trim. Another time I took a dump in the middle of the floor, another time I pissed inside a jeep. errors in judgement...!!

 

[swole]

Agreed with Killah. I heard that story so many times. Mainly with drunk people pissing on their keyboards, mini-fridges, bed side rugs.

 

[BrothaBill]

Rush Chairman Dwayne in Univ. on his 21st got so drunk he shat in his frat room while he was passed out and it was by the door so someone opened the door and smeared it all over the carpet.
He never lived it down, thousands of people heard about that

 

[Mr. dB]

When I used to tour with a rock band, I used to always share a hotel room with the drummer, because he and I were always the two who (1) didn't smoke and (2) wanted to crash when everyone else wanted to stay up partying all night. Problem is, he was a sleepwalker.

One night I was half-awakened by a sound, looked up, and thought I saw the dimly-lit silhouette of him pissing on the floor. I just didn't want to know about it, so I went back to sleep. The next morning I got up and all my clothes were soaked with piss. All I had that was wearable were the gym shorts and tshirt that I slept in, a denim jacket, and my shoes. Everything else had to go in a plastic trash bag until I could get it home and wash. And it was February.

The bald guy is my friend the sleepwalking drummer with a weak bladder. Not the same band though, I don't know those other guys.