Ingredients: (I'm lucky enough to have all of these in my cupboard)
1 cup Sand
1/2 cup Water
1-D Tit
Directions: Pour glass of water slowly (don't splatter) on tit. Dip Tit evenly in bowl of sand.. giggle a bit to get excess sand off tit... Repeat process until the consistancy is to your satisfaction
Box it up.. and mail it to juicy... see the smile on his face when he's presented the long lost twin of his sandy titvatar