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Ok - lets keep the Cornholio insults all together please...

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....MagiliCUNTi - talk your trash here please. You make a sticky "for me" after being a little bitch who is so inflamed with Little Man Syndrome that you can't see over the fucking steering column in your Big Wheel. And you wonder why I think you are a shit dumplin. You attack people over and over again and then accuse them of being "unarmed" in a battle of wits because they won't stoop to your level. Well...guess what?? I will.


BOACH - brother, what is your deal? I have never said a bad word against you and you talk trash as much as Little Man. I don't get it. Asskisser??? Pluuhlleeeasee. I ask for a sticky to be made for pics and you sling that shit at me. Please explain yourself. Or should I simply attribute your attacks as unprovoked venting on your part because immigration caught your little ass archery buddy and you are worried about having to troll the streets again.


Wodin, SSme, DOT Fro...please feel free to trash me here as well.
I would expect no less from you pole vaulters.
 
My bad, I see what you are speaking of, forget about it young man.
Remember this please, if Nostradamus was alive today he would be called Ms.Cleo and charge 2.99 a minute. peace
 
I'll mix half and half Vanilla and Chocolate. Tastes sort of like a frosty.
 
Do you think that the Willie Nelson Version of You Were Always on My Mind is better than the Elvis Version?

Did you know that dried snot is 95% protien? Snot bugger anyone?
 
WODIN said:
Do you think that the Willie Nelson Version of You Were Always on My Mind is better than the Elvis Version?

Did you know that dried snot is 95% protien? Snot bugger anyone?
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Better than Elvis?(Isn't that a group) - NEVER!!

So eating boogers is good for you then??
 
Cornholio said:


Better than Elvis?(Isn't that a group) - NEVER!!

So eating boogers is good for you then??
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I think Willies version has more soul.....

Booger Barn can I help you. "What a Booger"
 
I was singing in the kitchen today at work and somebody asked me stop. reminds me of the time my dad was singing opera in the shower and the lady downstairs phoned us and said her baby was scared and would he please stop. I begged him to play ozzy ozbourne really loudly instead, but he gave no quarter.

here's the song I was singing:


Holding back the years, Thinking of the fear I've had for so long. When somebody hears, Listen to the fear that's gone. Strangled by the wishes of pater, Hoping for the arm of mater, Get to me sooner or later,

Nothing ever could, yeah. I'll keep holding on, I'll keep holding on, I'll keep holding on, I'll keep holding on.

Chance for me to escape from all I know. Holding back the tears. There's nothing here has grown. I've wasted all my tears, Wasted all those years. Nothing had the chance to be good,

Nothing ever could, yeah. I'll keep holding on,

I'll keep holding on, I'll keep holding on, I'll keep holding on. So tight.
 
HS - I would have stuffed a box of post-its in your mouth and photo copied your ass .... Simply Red...lay off the absinthe, Dutura combos!
 
I have a pretty good voice damn it - and I was belting it out at the sink while washing my protein shaker out. granted I got some of the lyrics wrong and mumbled through parts - but there was no need for them to ask me to stop.
there should have been much praise and perhaps even oral sex.

the world is a cruel cruel place.
 
That song blows chunks!!!! Your looky asking you to stop is all anyone did, especially in Bean Town! You pull that shit in Texas and they'll rope ya up and ravage your ass like they do those steers on the praries.
 
WODIN said:
That song blows chunks!!!! Your looky asking you to stop is all anyone did, especially in Bean Town! You pull that shit in Texas and they'll rope ya up and ravage your ass like they do those steers on the praries.
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oh damn, now you went and got me all hard.

I had the song in my head and the best way to get it out is to sing it loudly and annoy others. AND DONE!

now I've been listening to DMX and wondering at what point his voice started getting like that. same with tricky.

there's this one song that it is tugging at the back of my mind. I know radiohead covered it live... I think it is a carly simon song. but I can't quite pull it up right now b/c shaggy is telling me I'm an angel and I feel special.
although a bit wet in the pants.
 
Shaggy is in the know....

I haven't got time for the pain...

Anticipation.....

Your so vain....
 
oh - it is so close....

something about "better" - that part slipped through.

I think it might be a butter commerical too.

something something, the word make, and the word better...

so close, yet so far...
(dr dre and snoop dog keeps saying it is like this, or it is like that, and they are quite frankly not helping)
 
HS i think DMX and Ja Drool got together for about a week or so and smoked about 50 cartons of filterless camels. then they spent another week punching each other in the throat.
both their voices drive me up the wall.

now shaggy i can tolerate but the man is on the pop charts so he kind of has to sit there in the same category as N'Sync and 98 degrees. although i imagine you are less likely to get your ass whipped in the office singing shaggy than you are simply red. i still remember that guy's gay ass permed red hair that he always had hanging in his face. that guys screams 80s.

edited because i forgot to add that cornholio makes sweet sweet love to sheeps down by the fire.
 
supersizeme said:
edited because i forgot to add that cornholio makes sweet sweet love to sheeps down by the fire.
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When the nights are cold, the sheep are warm.
 
did you know that rabbits can scream?

I learned that on a show about foxes on PBS - Marty Stouffer (sp?) was hosting it.
that guy probably gets a lot of action.
 
Really....why do they scream though? Marty gets it from his camera man.

Theme from The Spy who loved Me? Wasn't it.
 
I gotta educate you brothers
if the bitch won't give up the play - fuck her

then I kick his little monkey ass


is there anyone better than geto boys?
I submit not.
 
WODIN said:
Really....why do they scream though? Marty gets it from his camera man.

Theme from The Spy who loved Me? Wasn't it.
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well when I'm with a rabbit, it screams from the love.

but on the show, they claim it is a death rattle and it was when a fox got one - the thing is, the rabbit screamed like a baby, and then the fox was like "what the fuck was that?!" and let go of it, and then the rabbit took off.
it was white - I think a snowshoe hare actually.

so like, it wasn't dying - why scream?

so another thing I learned from that show was, you can't trust rabbits.

also, from Marty, I learned that if you are home sick from school and eating soup - watching opossums give birth will make you puke.
 
I've actually seen a possum giving birth and it wasn't all that nasty. Of course I was stoned and walking through the woods with a 30/30 and not sick at the tiime. I just thought. COOL!!! Wow!!! I wonder if I can eat those like chicken fingers?

The *NEW GUY* two cubes away is playing country music. I must go kill him now. For real!
 
HappyScrappy said:



well when I'm with a rabbit, it screams from the love.

but on the show, they claim it is a death rattle and it was when a fox got one - the thing is, the rabbit screamed like a baby, and then the fox was like "what the fuck was that?!" and let go of it, and then the rabbit took off.
it was white - I think a snowshoe hare actually.

so like, it wasn't dying - why scream?

so another thing I learned from that show was, you can't trust rabbits.

also, from Marty, I learned that if you are home sick from school and eating soup - watching opossums give birth will make you puke.
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WTF are you licking, toking, shooting this AM?
 
I ain't licking shit this morning bitch - but my brains seems to be fully funcitoning for some reason.
although I did lose track of how many protein scoops I put in my shaker this morning somewhere after "1".
3 is a pretty big number.

today it is my goal to get as many people saying "WTF" as possible when the read my posts.
they already say it when they walk into my cube and see me dancing and waving my shirt around to the sounds of earl weaver. you didn't know he sang? me neither.
 
On a serious note, if thats possible. Yes, rabbits do scream.

Out rabbit hunting, I've seen it and heard it. Shot a a big ole rabbit, this motherfucker turns around, stands on its hind legs, and screams just like a woman. Tripped me smooth out........

Now, back to the small animal molestation discussion...........
 
I think you should play "Tequila" and do the Pee-WEE Herman dance along the top of your cubicle railing.
 
right next to that.
mmmm, food.

I just had someone ask me if I was okay b/c I was swearing loudly and hitting things.
they must be new.
 
New 'Small 'n' Flaccid' Ad Campaign Least Successful Ever


"Upon realizing its error, Meacham, Ellis & Young implemented several last-minute changes to the failing campaign in an effort to prop up sales. However, despite adding slogans such as 'Merit--Love That Limply Dangling Taste'; 'Merit--When You're Too Big A Pussy To Smoke Anything Else'; and 'Your Tiny, Ineffectual Penis Has Merit,' the ads continued to flop.

"'We've seen our share of turkeys in this industry before, but this is unprecedented,' marketing and media relations expert Norbert T. Raines said. 'It makes Pepsi's famous 1989 flop with, 'Hey! There's Clumps Of Hair In This!' look like a mere misstep by comparison.'"
 
Cornholio said:


Thought you were referring to your penis again.
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that was an onion article that inspired it all.
unfortunately it is too old to be in their archives - so I pour a bit of my 40 out for my dead homies back in the suburbs
 
HappyScrappy said:


that was an onion article that inspired it all.
unfortunately it is too old to be in their archives - so I pour a bit of my 40 out for my dead homies back in the suburbs
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WORD!!

*moment of silence*
 
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