ok last night was some-what weird.

[tinytank]

well last night was the first time i went out without drinking and what a night it was. now because i wasnt drinking i took a few of my mates home, anyway there was 2 girls and a guy and myself. when i said right whos getting dropped off first ,1 of the girls said just come back to my place and we will have a wee party.(so i thought allright, 2 guys 2 girls), holding that thought i tryed to do a turn in the road, and i smacked the back into a wall. !when we get back to her place they drank a bit more and got even more loose. anyway the really hot slapper passes out on chair. and then there were 2 guys and a girl who happens to be a good friend of mine,anyway she was like taking us both into her bedroom, which me being sober and i class her as a good friend ,i felt kinda weird, anyway i went to the toilet, and came back, she was kissing him on the bed, then goes Lee (TT) cum over here, then started rubbing my balls with her feet! i was like( shit got to do something. shes kinda got a B/F) so i do what anyother hot blooded male would do. i went into her bottom shelf, pulled out her Vibrateor, and done a STIFLER and was like whats this..lol she got really embarresed and threw us both out. lol TT saves the day

 

[Mammoth2500]

i went into her bottom shelf, pulled out her Vibrateor, and done a STIFLER and was like whats this..lol she got really embarresed and threw us both out. lol TT saves the day

hmm how did you know she kept that in the bottom shelf?

 

[tinytank]

hmm how did you know she kept that in the bottom shelf?

all girls do.. well also because i have asked her before in a drunken convo.

 

[Mammoth2500]

well it appears TT strikes again. Quick thinking

 

[tinytank]

well it appears TT strikes again. Quick thinking

well, now to describe the ladies tool, it was called a " MUFF BRUSH " lol i sware and a staggering 8.5 inches long.. she kinda hid under the covers, and was like go away both of you just fuck off. so he stormed out because i stopped him getting his hole that night. and i turned the Muff Brush on, and goes u'll thank me in the morning, and put it down the covers then ran out. lol

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i wouldnt have thought of that

 

[tinytank]

i wouldnt have thought of that

well it was a 50/50, she would have done what she done, or she ould have took it out my hands and told us too use it on her so hey. seemed like the best thing to do .

 

[tinytank]

and dont worrie my car is fine, the bumber is a bit loose, thats all. i fucked the wall it just crumbled ! lol well it was an old wall. and i hope 1 of my old mates doesnt tell his mum that i smashed her wall, cause he was standing outside the house when i tried my 3 point turn. lol that was one unlucky night .

 

[Mammoth2500]

well, now to describe the ladies tool, it was called a " MUFF BRUSH " lol i sware and a staggering 8.5 inches long.. she kinda hid under the covers, and was like go away both of you just fuck off. so he stormed out because i stopped him getting his hole that night. and i turned the Muff Brush on, and goes u'll thank me in the morning, and put it down the covers then ran out. lol

thats one big hieffer there lol. Is it going be all weird and crap when you see her next?

 

[tinytank]

thats one big hieffer there lol. Is it going be all weird and crap when you see her next?

na i think shes trying to say sorry. ive got 3 missed calls from her, and 2 tex messages , allready this morning. 1 was saying if i wanted to go somewhere for breakfast, the other 1 was how i was feeling and what im up to today. im not texing back for now.. im playing hard to get. lol

 

[Mammoth2500]

na i think shes trying to say sorry. ive got 3 missed calls from her, and 2 tex messages , allready this morning. 1 was saying if i wanted to go somewhere for breakfast, the other 1 was how i was feeling and what im up to today. im not texing back for now.. im playing hard to get. lol

haha that or shes going to think your still sleeping

 

[tinytank]

haha that or shes going to think your still sleeping

in fact ive got a pic of her but i canny upload it, cause its not fair, ive just told you about her sex toys that would not be very nice to name and shame her.

 

[Mammoth2500]

well just black out her feet and hands.. that way we won't know who she is

 

[tinytank]

well just black out her feet and hands.. that way we won't know who she is

well i have allready poseted a pic of her before. she was on my drunken weekend pics, thread from last week.

 

[Mammoth2500]

well i have allready poseted a pic of her before. she was on my drunken weekend pics, thread from last week.

ok i am just to damn lazy to go searching since i am not plat. post up again!

 

[tinytank]

ok i am just to damn lazy to go searching since i am not plat. post up again!

that would be mean, ive been looking for a pic of the muff brush and i cant find a pic of it ! dang.

 

[Mammoth2500]

that would be mean, ive been looking for a pic of the muff brush and i cant find a pic of it ! dang.

yea i am not to familiarized with the muff brush either... maybe you should nickname your friend Trixy.

 

[tinytank]

yea i am not to familiarized with the muff brush either... maybe you should nickname your friend Trixy.

y ? ok i will post a pic of what it looked like.

 

[Mammoth2500]

y ? ok i will post a pic of what it looked like.

trixy for all the surprises she has and lets not forget the box of trix!

 

[tinytank]

trixy for all the surprises she has and lets not forget the box of trix!

well there was something called keep ur man going pills ! now it wasnt viagra, but it was like glucose,sugar,caffine, and shit like that all in these yellow pills. ! dang.. now hers a pic right but it had like a sorf rubber brush at the end. and a silver hand grip ! lol

 

[Mammoth2500]

hahaha

 

[tinytank]

hahaha

ok shes not replyed to the text i sent back. i think shes got something against me ?? i wonder what it could be ?

 

[string_bean00]

dude I would have hit it

 

[tinytank]

dude I would have hit it

string bean your bad for my health you know that , lol jokeing. its just well she did granb it off me first then pull me over her. while she was lying on her bed. i was like should i ???? na i cant shes a mate... a hot mate,... should i ?? na ?? should i ?? then when i stood up and turned it on she reilised what i had in my hand then went all embarresed.lol.

 

[string_bean00]

should have plugged her with the muff pleaser dude

 

[tinytank]

should have plugged her with the muff pleaser dude

ill give her your number if ya want ! you can show me how its done

 

[string_bean00]

ill give her your number if ya want ! you can show me how its done

im not in your country mate, but if im ever over there ill give you a show

 

[seizer]

lol @ posting pics of dildos

 

[tinytank]

lol @ posting pics of dildos

god DAM. its not a dildo, its vibrater ! lol

 

[Dunk]

god DAM. its not a dildo, its vibrater ! lol

Got that guys!!

 

[tinytank]

Got that guys!!

lmao, YEAH !

 

[SoKlueles]

well last night was the first time i went out without drinking and what a night it was. now because i wasnt drinking i took a few of my mates home, anyway there was 2 girls and a guy and myself. when i said right whos getting dropped off first ,1 of the girls said just come back to my place and we will have a wee party.(so i thought allright, 2 guys 2 girls), holding that thought i tryed to do a turn in the road, and i smacked the back into a wall. !when we get back to her place they drank a bit more and got even more loose. anyway the really hot slapper passes out on chair. and then there were 2 guys and a girl who happens to be a good friend of mine,anyway she was like taking us both into her bedroom, which me being sober and i class her as a good friend ,i felt kinda weird, anyway i went to the toilet, and came back, she was kissing him on the bed, then goes Lee (TT) cum over here, then started rubbing my balls with her feet! i was like( shit got to do something. shes kinda got a B/F) so i do what anyother hot blooded male would do. i went into her bottom shelf, pulled out her Vibrateor, and done a STIFLER and was like whats this..lol she got really embarresed and threw us both out. lol TT saves the day

omg im so proud of you, you didnt drink AND you didnt take advantage of a drunk hooker who has a boyfriend

i feel like a proud mama when her kid comes home completely sober

 

[seizer]

omg im so proud of you, you didnt drink AND you didnt take advantage of a drunk hooker who has a boyfriend

i feel like a proud mama when her kid comes home completely sober

then you probably wouldnt like me

 

[SoKlueles]

then you probably wouldnt like me

wouldnt??
i already dont like you

 

[tinytank]

wouldnt??
i already dont like you

im far too nice for my own good, cause i went round to hers and gave her 50 quid to pay the phone bill. dang im way to fucking nice.. just because i grew up with her from kindergarden to highschool, then never saw each other till like 5 months ago. then i find out shes basicly thrown her life away. her B/F is a complete ass and she could do better, but she has changed i think. i dont know i kinda think i can bring out the good in her again.

 

[seizer]

im far too nice for my own good, cause i went round to hers and gave her 50 quid to pay the phone bill. dang im way to fucking nice.. just because i grew up with her from kindergarden to highschool, then never saw each other till like 5 months ago. then i find out shes basicly thrown her life away. her B/F is a complete ass and she could do better, but she has changed i think. i dont know i kinda think i can bring out the good in her again.

your currency is squid? wtf is up with that??

 

[tinytank]

your currency is squid? wtf is up with that??

my currency is strange it gets called anything from..pounds, buks, squid, smackers, pooond(if you are scottish)

 

[seizer]

my currency is strange it gets called anything from..pounds, buks, squid, smackers, pooond(if you are scottish)

do you eat...animals?

 

[tinytank]

do you eat...animals?

yes i do, my fav has to be called a haggis, its a wild animal that runs about the scottish highlands, and is really hard to catch.it is all furry and very small,and we cook it in a sheeps stomach.

 

[Sub-Zero]

in fact ive got a pic of her but i canny upload it, cause its not fair, ive just told you about her sex toys that would not be very nice to name and shame her.

you fucking cocktease!

do it. we require.





but bro, if she was gunan cheat on her bf with u BOTH (lolol) she probably would do it any other time too...she sounds like a slut, but hey all girls are.

ur a good bro, that was some quick funny ass htinking

 

[Fajitas]

what' a slapper?

 

[tinytank]

you fucking cocktease!

do it. we require.





but bro, if she was gunan cheat on her bf with u BOTH (lolol) she probably would do it any other time too...she sounds like a slut, but hey all girls are.

ur a good bro, that was some quick funny ass htinking

cheers,SubZM

 

[Sub-Zero]

im not in your country mate, but if im ever over there ill give you a show

string bean is hot, got a smile no woman can resist!

 

[seizer]

yes i do, my fav has to be called a haggis, its a wild animal that runs about the scottish highlands, and is really hard to catch.it is all furry and very small,and we cook it in a sheeps stomach.

so, you catch your own food eh...interesting...verrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy interesting...so interesting, in fact, that I retract my previous statement of your food catching habits being 'very interesting' that in order to prove to you just how interesting I find you animal hunting bonanzas....I said all that so I could so bonanza....



....bonanza.

 

[tinytank]

so, you catch your own food eh...interesting...verrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy interesting...so interesting, in fact, that I retract my previous statement of your food catching habits being 'very interesting' that in order to prove to you just how interesting I find you animal hunting bonanzas....I said all that so I could so bonanza....



....bonanza.

ok point proven

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/a/046725.htm

lmao 1/3 of americans.. read that bit

 

[tinytank]

ok point proven

http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/a/046725.htm

lmao 1/3 of americans.. read that bit

althought u are from canada,,, same thing

 

[tinytank]

althought u are from canada,,, same thing

just incase the link doesnt work.

One traditional joke, possibly instigated by the Scots themselves, has it that haggis is actually a type of wild beast hunted on the moors like grouse or rabbit. Many foreigners believe this, apparently. A recent poll found that one-third of Americans are convinced haggis is a creature; a fourth believe they'll be able to sign up for a haggis spotting expedition if they ever visit Scotland.