Ohio State Troopers

[jack sparrow]

Got nailed for 12 illegal lane changes and 32 MPH over the speed limit. Had to follow him to a gas station to buy a money order or go to jail...only cost me $75 bones. I remember when I finally broke free from the pack...I looked in the rearview and mumbled "haha bitches" at about a thousand headlites...I was free.

Looked in the side mirror about 10 seconds later and saw the light bar...2 seconds later, my world was filled with red and blue. DAMMIT!!

Cop says "That was a nice piece of driving back there...don't ever fucking let me see you do it again...have a safe trip."

I was like "Yessir...thankyou sir."

 

[foreigngirl]

driving like a maniac to get home faster again, I see. You lucky son of a bitch

 

[NJjuice22]

lol..dumbass.

 

[jack sparrow]

driving like a maniac to get home faster again, I see. You lucky son of a bitch

Nah...I was going in the opposite direction of home. I had those beans on the seat next to me and I guess I got a little excited.

 

[jack sparrow]

lol..dumbass.

Agreed.

 

[needtogetaas]

hit me.

 

[foreigngirl]

Nah...I was going in the opposite direction of home. I had those beans on the seat next to me and I guess I got a little excited.

oh yeah, its friday...duh

 

[DieselGunz]

glad it worked out for ya, mass troppers are not as nice

 

[Spartacus]

I got nailed in louisiana for 105
last week
cool trooper
fuck I had been drinking
arrested me and then asked if I would do a field sobriety test
I'm thinkin' time to do some stretching
ya know get ready for the gymnastics
my test involved following his blue pointer with my eyes
finally a test which actually measures hand-eye coordination
though my hands weren't involved
it was a fair test
I passed twice

 

[jack sparrow]

glad it worked out for ya, mass troppers are not as nice

Dude looked tired...or stoned I dunno. Either way he was extremely cool.

 

[DieselGunz]

Dude looked tired...or stoned I dunno. Either way he was extremely cool.

probly tired I HOPE!

 

[jack sparrow]

I got nailed in louisiana for 105
last week
cool trooper
fuck I had been drinking
arrested me and then asked if I would do a field sobriety test
I'm thinkin' time to do some stretching
ya know get ready for the gymnastics
my test involved following his blue pointer with my eyes
finally a test which actually measures hand-eye coordination
though my hands weren't involved
it was a fair test
I passed twice

I got nailed leaving a bar a long time ago...blew twice the MI legal limit but passed all the tests. Dude let me go!! He said it would be shitty to arrest me leaving a bar...told me not to stop or pass go...go DIRECTLY home.

Haven't drank and drove since. Anymore, when I go to a bar (rare) I'll either get a ride from a friend or take a cab. Its alot cheaper.

 

[javaguru]

I got nailed leaving a bar a long time ago...blew twice the MI legal limit but passed all the tests. Dude let me go!! He said it would be shitty to arrest me leaving a bar...told me not to stop or pass go...go DIRECTLY home.

Haven't drank and drove since. Anymore, when I go to a bar (rare) I'll either get a ride from a friend or take a cab. Its alot cheaper.

1. You're lucky.

2. I knew you were from MI from your first post.....

 

[jack sparrow]

I knew you were from MI from your first post.....

Were you that stoned cop?

 

[foreigngirl]

1. You're lucky.

2. I knew you were from MI from your first post.....

you can see through us that bad?

 

[javaguru]

Were you that stoned cop?

No, just the reaction of MI people to Ohio Troopers...I live in Toledo..armpit of the Midwest....

 

[jack sparrow]

No, just the reaction of MI people to Ohio Troopers...I live in Toledo..armpit of the Midwest....

haha...Toledo ain't that bad. But yeah...us MI folks are a little paranoid when driving through Ohio. I got nailed on the Turnpike a few times on my way to Avon Lake.

 

[foreigngirl]

haha...Toledo ain't that bad. But yeah...us MI folks are a little paranoid when driving through Ohio. I got nailed on the Turnpike a few times on my way to Avon Lake.

yeah, no shit. My husband always told me to be carefull how I drive through Ohio and Georgia

 

[javaguru]

haha...Toledo ain't that bad. But yeah...us MI folks are a little paranoid when driving through Ohio. I got nailed on the Turnpike a few times on my way to Avon Lake.

Oh..it is that bad if you have to live here.....

 

[jack sparrow]

Oh..it is that bad if you have to live here.....

That sucks bro...I'll send some Detroit K when I can.