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Oh Seashell

Scotsman

Scotsman

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Want to be my Valentine? :heart:

Like a long distance kind of thing since it isn't really feesable for us to get dinner or something. :rose:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Sure it is...


set a time to be online


.....both of you grab some food...chat while you eat.

Instant date
 
The Shadow said:
Sure it is...


set a time to be online


.....both of you grab some food...chat while you eat.

Instant date
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:D V-day e-date..

I suspect this place might end up being a v-day group e-date anway.. :)
 
Seashell said:
:D V-day e-date..

I suspect this place might end up being a v-day group e-date anway.. :)
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I think Kenny from my old gym is available, wanna edate him? ;)

Dammit girl when you do find a good guy, I am going to make damn sure he spoils your ass off when it comes to Valentines day. Either that or I will kill em!! ;)
 
The Shadow said:
Sure it is...


set a time to be online


.....both of you grab some food...chat while you eat.

Instant date
Click to expand...

Better still:

1. You both order chinese food
2. buy the same type of wine
3. rent the same movie
4. Then you call her and put the phone on speaker for the rest of the evening.
5. The night ends with some scintillating aural sex.

(not that I would ever do something so geigh, of course)
 
Seashell said:
lol..

Well that works out nicely as I don't really like to celebrate V-day by going out.. :rose: :heart: :friends:
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I view feb 14th as my father's birthday and nothing else. I just wanted to ask you before anyone else here did ;)

I have never done anything on v-day except drink a beer in protest of hallmark.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I view feb 14th as my father's birthday and nothing else. I just wanted to ask you before anyone else here did ;)

I have never done anything on v-day except drink a beer in protest of hallmark.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Bleh,

Still want to thumb wrestle you brute?
 
mountain muscle said:
LMAO

I will be sure to catch a sample just for you.

talk to you later tiny rockhound.

BTW don't me make drop my dogleg on your vertical section.
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Oh stick it in your corehole.

And you better catch samples or I'll make you short trip and circ for a day. :evil:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
nice.

this started out as a seashell flirt thread,
but scotsman and mm hooked up instead.

and that is how you rhyme, nigga.
 
jackangel said:
nice.

this started out as a seashell flirt thread,
but scotsman and mm hooked up instead.

and that is how you rhyme, nigga.
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lol

You should be bumping the Freestyle Friday thread.
 
Seashell said:
lol, I got no game.
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Oh you gots all the game.

MM and I are just both oilfield trash so we like to verbally spar. Drillers and Geologist don't normally get along too well.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
From Zero said:
lol

You should be bumping the Freestyle Friday thread.
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bro, you're the plat, you find it for me. i don't feel like taking my chances of a feckin gay/wackass google search of EF.

and seashell, you don't need game.

in fact, you don't need anything on EF, just that avatar.

for some people, at least.
 
From Zero said:
How the fuck did you find it? I typed in 'Freestyle Friday' and searched in Chat.

This is a conspiracy.

Or I'm a complete douche. My money is on the latter.
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It's OK orb. Being pwned by seashell is only slightly less erotic than her nailing you with the fish.
 
From Zero said:
How the fuck did you find it? I typed in 'Freestyle Friday' and searched in Chat.

This is a conspiracy.

Or I'm a complete douche. My money is on the latter.
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You probably spelled it wrong.

It's okay, I still :heart: you. :)
 
Seashell said:
You probably spelled it wrong.

It's okay, I still :heart: you. :)
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Alright this is my thread asking you to be my valentine, I demand that you don't tell anyone else you :heart: them on this thread. :worried:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Alright this is my thread asking you to be my valentine, I demand that you don't tell anyone else you :heart: them on this thread. :worried:

Cheers,
Scotsman
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lol, sorry, that was bad form.


Forgive? ;)
 
I would have a candle light dinner for two and cook shellfish from the sea with pasta for us if she was my valentine. :heart:

Then I would give her a foot/body massage while she sipped on some fine red wine and listened to slow jams.

There's no telling where things would end up as the night progressed.

Beat that. ;)
 
Scotsman said:
Alright this is my thread asking you to be my valentine, I demand that you don't tell anyone else you :heart: them on this thread. :worried:

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I'll be your valentine...:qt: lol
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
I would have a candle light dinner for two and cook shellfish from the sea with pasta for us if she was my valentine. :heart:

Then I would give her a foot/body massage while she sipped on some fine red wine and listened to slow jams.

There's no telling where things would end up as the night progressed.

Beat that. ;)
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you shellfish bastard
 
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