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RearNaked

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I am about to meet this bitch tonite!

http://www.djcolleenshannon.com/

Yes, I know the only thing this has to do with steroids is that I am pumped full of test right now, and have a raging boner just thinking about this slut! Just wanted to share with my fellow steroid forum bros! Fuck she is hot! Gf is out of province too, not like I'll actually score with this slut, but i am blatantly going to try! 6 more fucking hours...come on! Time is going way too slow!
 
Just looked at the site...*gulp*
Still not "steroid forums" material though bro...
 
she's FINE AS HELL - no doubt, but if she ain't giving an invite to run my tongue along the crevice of her A$$ets - then .......so what?! LOL.
 
Lol...I am thinking I am going to get tossed out of the club pretty fast, I am hornier than a 10 peckered dog on this test. I'll try to get some pics before I get thrown out...lmao!
 
There is nothing hotter than a chick DJ. Bonus points if she can actually mix.
 
Holy fuck! This bitch is only 5'2, and a year older than me. I was thinking she was like 6' or some shit. I am so in love! I am def going to fuck her, at all costs...lol!
 
So you are going to a club where she is spinning at and you consider that "meeting her"?

Wow, good luck with that, dude. You probably won't be allowed within 5 feet of the DJ booth. And the dumb slut probably has security out the ass.

Just being realistic...
 
RearNaked said:
I am about to meet this bitch tonite!

http://www.djcolleenshannon.com/

Yes, I know the only thing this has to do with steroids is that I am pumped full of test right now, and have a raging boner just thinking about this slut! Just wanted to share with my fellow steroid forum bros! Fuck she is hot! Gf is out of province too, not like I'll actually score with this slut, but i am blatantly going to try! 6 more fucking hours...come on! Time is going way too slow!

I know her. His name used to be Carl. Still gonna hit it?
 
EvilGenius989 said:
So you are going to a club where she is spinning at and you consider that "meeting her"?

Wow, good luck with that, dude. You probably won't be allowed within 5 feet of the DJ booth. And the dumb slut probably has security out the ass.

Just being realistic...

Yeah..he sounds very immature to me by saying that he's gonna hit it like SHE has nothing to say about it..Good luck getting past bruno and boys..cuz the only thing on your menu tonight is soap on a roap in a rusty jail with bubba..

lol
 
If that's you girlfriend in your avi I'd say forget the dj slut , she's photoshoped to shit on that web site, I bet your avi girl is hotter, and I bet she's a horrible DJ getting by on her looks.
 
Dude, you've got a snowball's chance in hell of getting near her, just go to the site and lube up that's about as close to her snatch as you'll ever get, also she's just a little too full of herself. I mean it's one thing if other people say you're the Hottest ... in the world but to go around tooting you're own horn, oh brother, all I say to that is FUCK HER stuckup bullshit! I bet $$$ she doesn't look nearly as good in person probably shit loads of makeup and low lights. I agree with the guys who said stick with the chic in your avatar.
 
nutshairy said:


thnx bros, but after living with her for three and a half years, your perception might change just a bit...lol. to those who said the dj slut woudn't be as hot in person, sadly you were correct. don't get me wrong, def a hottie, just not as hot as the site makes her out to be. can't spin all that shit hot either. i've seen better at the after hours club on any given sat nite believe it or not. guess she never said she was the best, just self proclaimed hottest. shitty club, shitty beats, and about a whopping 2 hour performance...wow. there was like a 30 minute window for photo ops before she had to fuck off for another show in regina tonite. bunch of loser ass geek fags gathered around like a bunch of lost fucking dogs of course. i had more interest in the bitches my bro was chatting up to be quite honest. guess a combination of a bloodstream full of test, and those misleading pics on her site got me a little too excited for the slut. fuck i cant wait for my girl to get back home...3 more days...lol.
 
a girls attitude can always defeat her beauty..I'd rather be with a half-ass looking girl than a hot-stupid-arrogant-full of daddy issues chick...anyday of the week :)
 
I guess I called it spot on, shitty DJ getting by on her looks. And have you ever seen girls in magazines in real life ? fu(king night and day, you can take an average hot chick from the beach, get some ghay stylist/makeup guy to cover everything up, slap big long extensions in her hair, air brush her body, pay a photographer to get perfect lighting/pictures and finally photoshop any other imperfections and presto you got a average Playboy Model minus the fake tits. I could tell she was a perfect example of that. Sure there still hot in real life but nothing close to what we see.
 
RearNaked said:
thnx bros, but after living with her for three and a half years, your perception might change just a bit...lol. to those who said the dj slut woudn't be as hot in person, sadly you were correct. don't get me wrong, def a hottie, just not as hot as the site makes her out to be. can't spin all that shit hot either. i've seen better at the after hours club on any given sat nite believe it or not. guess she never said she was the best, just self proclaimed hottest. shitty club, shitty beats, and about a whopping 2 hour performance...wow. there was like a 30 minute window for photo ops before she had to fuck off for another show in regina tonite. bunch of loser ass geek fags gathered around like a bunch of lost fucking dogs of course. i had more interest in the bitches my bro was chatting up to be quite honest. guess a combination of a bloodstream full of test, and those misleading pics on her site got me a little too excited for the slut. fuck i cant wait for my girl to get back home...3 more days...lol.


yeah, I know what ya mean. Just wait until your together for 10 years, and married. You think its dull now. Just wait. Any girl gets old, regardless of her looks. Thats why there has to be than just a physcial attraction there bro for it to last the long run. Good luck w her.
 
RearNaked said:
thnx bros, but after living with her for three and a half years, your perception might change just a bit...lol. to those who said the dj slut woudn't be as hot in person, sadly you were correct. don't get me wrong, def a hottie, just not as hot as the site makes her out to be. can't spin all that shit hot either. i've seen better at the after hours club on any given sat nite believe it or not. guess she never said she was the best, just self proclaimed hottest. shitty club, shitty beats, and about a whopping 2 hour performance...wow. there was like a 30 minute window for photo ops before she had to fuck off for another show in regina tonite. bunch of loser ass geek fags gathered around like a bunch of lost fucking dogs of course. i had more interest in the bitches my bro was chatting up to be quite honest. guess a combination of a bloodstream full of test, and those misleading pics on her site got me a little too excited for the slut. fuck i cant wait for my girl to get back home...3 more days...lol.

I know this and many other DJs do too, she sucks. She gets by on her looks, total bs because her tunes are garbage.

This is kind of a tangent but if you want a cool little video with some good DJ skills, watch this.
http://www.trance-energy.nl/te2008/afterfilm/
 
centy said:
i cant imagine it getting dull hitting your wife.
hawt
:Perk:


Wife...hell no. You know that shit philly, I think txbondsman says it best in his sig, and I quote: "know matter how pretty she is, some guy, somewhere, is sick of her crap!" I do love her tho. Although I certainly can't see marriage in the near future, that's for sure.
 
Beachbum1546 said:
I know this and many other DJs do too, she sucks. She gets by on her looks, total bs because her tunes are garbage.

This is kind of a tangent but if you want a cool little video with some good DJ skills, watch this.
http://www.trance-energy.nl/te2008/afterfilm/

screw the pussy trance, watch dave clarke dj.. he's simply amazing :)

just watch him work these tables like a cheap whore..most trance djs play off of cds now and most are premixed..dave clarke is the best :)
 
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