***official Crappy X Mas Gift Thread****

[Maverick]

OK, I just got a Pilates book from my aunt

It is lying in my garbage as I type this........

anybody else got any crappy gifts, please list them here

 

[jaded]

lol @ the pilates book.

 

[Guvna]

picture frame from the dollar store. trash.

 

[SoreArms]

a glass chess set, i already have three of them

 

[Maverick]

I know the pilates book was too funny, RIP pilates book

 

[canadianhitman]

a glass chess set, i already have three of them

Hold onto em' awhile, and you'll surely get an opportunity to give em' to someone else. Re-gift!

 

[Tink!]

why didn't you return the book and get some cash for it??!!!

 

[Maverick]

it was worthless

 

[Tink!]

Lmao

 

[AAP]

why didn't you return the book and get some cash for it??!!!

yeah, take it back and exchange it. even a Flex magazine is better than that.

One guest that came to my Christmas party gave me a gift of a gourmet box of stuffed olives. Big olives stuffes with crumbled blue cheese which are used for top end martinis. Quite a nice gift actually. Until I saw on the box the words : EXPIRES 6-01.

Most people would have marked that guest off their future party lists. But no, not me. I am going to have her over again. And serve her a martini. When she complains of the rancid taste, I am going to say "well I used your Christmas party to make it. Wait, look - it's expired." Only then will I mark her off the future lists.

 

[from zero]

yeah, take it back and exchange it. even a Flex magazine is better than that.

One guest that came to my Christmas party gave me a gift of a gourmet box of stuffed olives. Big olives stuffes with crumbled blue cheese which are used for top end martinis. Quite a nice gift actually. Until I saw on the box the words : EXPIRES 6-01.

Most people would have marked that guest off their future party lists. But no, not me. I am going to have her over again. And serve her a martini. When she complains of the rancid taste, I am going to say "well I used your Christmas party to make it. Wait, look - it's expired." Only then will I mark her off the future lists.

lol. Ew, bor.

 

[jenscats5]

yeah, take it back and exchange it. even a Flex magazine is better than that.

One guest that came to my Christmas party gave me a gift of a gourmet box of stuffed olives. Big olives stuffes with crumbled blue cheese which are used for top end martinis. Quite a nice gift actually. Until I saw on the box the words : EXPIRES 6-01.

Most people would have marked that guest off their future party lists. But no, not me. I am going to have her over again. And serve her a martini. When she complains of the rancid taste, I am going to say "well I used your Christmas party to make it. Wait, look - it's expired." Only then will I mark her off the future lists.

Blech!! How long was that sitting in her cabinet at home??

 

[theoak01]

I got all kinds of ugly clothes,dispite me saying,dont buy me clothes, and I got some ugly fucking watch I dont want,which I made clear that I hate it