Off Topic - How many forum members does it take

[heavy_duty]

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

 

[swordfish151]

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

cliff notes?

 

[boston789]

"cool story Hanzel"

 

[GOLUAN]

Lol

 

[mr_disfunkshun]

cliff notes?

LOL thats how it works

 

[needtogetaas]

ok some one spell check me.

 

[chazk]

you for got

4 people - to point out they might have been scammed and it might not be a "actual light bulb" but some crude underground light bulb that will blow out in 1 hour due to being under dosed with magical light bulb juice!

3 people - to yell at you for not keeping in contact and emailing them the light bulb was on its way.every single day untill the light bulb shows up at the front door

7 people - to email to pm you asking where did you get the light bulb and if they can get a the source of the ligh bulbs.

2 people - they have never seen the light bulb but assume its fake and needs to be mailed to them for testing!

 

[chazk]

oh and 5 people to mutter " one light bulb isnt gonna make your tree light up enough you need to take a whole string of bulbs to light up your christmas tree
your a first timer you need

3 green bulbs 3 times a day
500 black bulbs once a week
300 red bulbs eod
1 ed fuses to prevent bulb blow out
1 ed bulb magicfier to keep the bulb from turing into somethign else
2,000 hbulbs e3d to get your orginal lights glowing again
1.5 of this to keep your bulb from falling out

you must use full wattage to blast the bulbs at full intensity to make sure its always bright but when the bulb needs to be rested turn down the dimmer switch ,feed your light bulb 250 grams min or dont even waste your time!