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Nathan
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I love disecting aminals. It's a lot of fun. I like cutting them open and listening to their cries of anguish as they bleed before my very eyes. I like to insert things, mainly fluids, into their open wounds and then sow them back up and time how long it takes to kill the aminals. This one time, I cut open a squirrel I had tied down and then poured gasoline into its wound and then sowed it back up using dental floss. It took a whole 5 minutes and 32 seconds before it died too.
As you can see, my attempts at humor (I said attempts, I never promised to be funny dammit) are wavering and my mind is slowly decaying into a primal state of violence and carnage. I invite you to join me on my self-desrtuctive path. If you don't, I will be forced to make you eat your shit, and then once you shit out that shit that you ate, I'll make you eat the shit that you shat out that is made up of the shit I first made you eat. Go fuck yourselves.
As you can see, my attempts at humor (I said attempts, I never promised to be funny dammit) are wavering and my mind is slowly decaying into a primal state of violence and carnage. I invite you to join me on my self-desrtuctive path. If you don't, I will be forced to make you eat your shit, and then once you shit out that shit that you ate, I'll make you eat the shit that you shat out that is made up of the shit I first made you eat. Go fuck yourselves.
