The only reason I hate to see older members go is because they have seen my superior, roll-in-the-floor laughing posts.
These new guys don't know how awesome I am yet, therefore I constantly have to prove myself.
^^Much like sex with a new girl. She will be like "Is that the best you can do?" and I say "No, I'm almost always good I just must be having an off day, just go ask ____ , they will tell you".