Now he'll work on his biceps instead

[BodhiDharma]

TAIPEI - A Taiwanese man injured his penis badly while trying to lift a 16-kg weight with it.

Doctors said the 48-year-old man, identified by the Taiwanese media as Mr Hsueh, tore tissues in his scrotum by 'overloading' his penis. They spent 30 minutes stitching up the tissues before putting him under observation, the United Daily News reported yesterday.

It said he had been using his penis to lift weights and was undertaking qigong exercises to boost his virility. However, this was apparently the first time he had tried lifting a 16-kg weight.

When he did so, he felt an excruciating pain and found his penis bruised and swollen. His wife rushed him to hospital, where he received five stitches.

Urological surgeon Chen Kuan-yung dismissed suggestions that lifting weights can help enlarge the penis, and said people should not believe in methods that have no scientific or medical basis.

Two questions. Why? And, why?

 

[cableo]

i know a pro baseball player, popular in the 70's who broke his penis having sex and had to have surgery. i know the nurse who
was in on the procedure. i didn't know it was possible, but i guess there is something you can do to fuck it up.

 

[KAYNE]

i know a pro baseball player, popular in the 70's who broke his penis having sex and had to have surgery. i know the nurse who
was in on the procedure. i didn't know it was possible, but i guess there is something you can do to fuck it up.

SOMETHING YOU CAN DO TO FUCK IT UP, YES. BREAK IT, NO. THE PENIS HAS NO BONES IN IT THEREFORE IT CANNOT BE BROKEN. TISSUES CAN BE TORN HOWEVER.


KAYNE

 

[cableo]

ya, it was messed up to the point that it looked broken, must've
been like torn in half

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

SOMETHING YOU CAN DO TO FUCK IT UP, YES. BREAK IT, NO. THE PENIS HAS NO BONES IN IT THEREFORE IT CANNOT BE BROKEN. TISSUES CAN BE TORN HOWEVER.


KAYNE

Technically correct. However when the penis is erect if bent backward the blood vessels and engorged tissues will rupture. This is generally referred to as a broken penis. It happens most often during masturbation, but it is not uncommon to happen with the woman on top, facing away from you. In this position it is easy to put too much pressure for the penis to bend the wrong way. Most men who have suffered this reported hearing a popping sound similar to a breaking bone.

 

[HappyScrappy]

One of my friends and a sometimes member of this board always says "remember to lift with your legs, not with your penis" in reference to a Comedy Central Daily Show joke that was likely related to this news story, or something similar.
He has helped me move in the past, and I have helped him - and we are constantly making that joke.

 

[68GT350]

I broke my penis not too long ago. I drew a diagram, even. Run a search!

 

[flex123]

Now i'm going to be worrried about breaking my penis. I'm in pain justthinking of this happening.

 

[Hoopsdaddy135]

 

[KAYNE]

Technically correct. However when the penis is erect if bent backward the blood vessels and engorged tissues will rupture. This is generally referred to as a broken penis.

ACTUALLY, THIS IS REFERRED TO AS RUPTURED BLOOD VESSELS AND TORN TISSUE. NOT BROKEN PENIS. BUT IN A SENSE, IF IT HURTS TOO MUCH TO BE USED, I GUESS ITS BROKEN.


KAYNE

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

ACTUALLY, THIS IS REFERRED TO AS RUPTURED BLOOD VESSELS AND TORN TISSUE. NOT BROKEN PENIS. BUT IN A SENSE, IF IT HURTS TOO MUCH TO BE USED, I GUESS ITS BROKEN.


KAYNE

as I stated before, this condition is commonly referred to as a Broken Penis. I was listening to talk radio show, and there was a Urologist on discussing it.

Anyway- if your jerking off so hard you break your dick... you deserve it!

 

[KAYNE]

Anyway- if your jerking off so hard you break your dick... you deserve it!

LMAO.....TRUE.



KAYNE