No one saw me do it

[PHATchik]

I was clearing 3 inches of snow off my car windshield tonight. Well, I had tried to use the wipers first like a dumbass and apparently forgot to turn them off. So I'm using my scraper on the windshield and kinda leaning over on the windshield while standing on the doorstep of my driver's side door. When I got enough snow off, the windshield wipers come on, flipping snow all over me and nearly making me fall on my ass in the snow.

There are times when it's nice not to have anyone around.

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, that would make a good book

 

[Sub-Zero]

i was doing lat pulldowns today and i stood up to get it down low enough for me to sit down, and i started to put my legs under the thingies that prevent u from going up from the weight, but i went down too fast with the machine handles in my hands, but missed going under the leg brace things, but went back to far and just fell off the seat.

only one person saw me and he was laughing histerically

another time we were doing backward skips, and i tripped over a matt, and the person behind me tripped over me

 

[PHATchik]

I'm a klutz anyway, but this was just a dumb ass moment. lol.

 

[PHATchik]

LOL! I got my first sticky!

 

[SoKlueles]

PHATCHIk U HAVE A STICKYYYYY

 

[PHATchik]

It's good to have connections...

 

[powerslave]

Best sticky ever!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

why have i never had a sticky?

 

[from zero]

Best sticky ever!

Bor. My sticky was the best one ever. This one is in second place though.

 

[RADAR]

LOL! I got my first sticky!

RADAR

 

[PHATchik]

RADAR

 

[Lee]

one time when i first started using treadmills instead of running outside (due to snow in alaska) i miss-stepped and hit the side of the machine and just fell off onto my back. there were about 30 other people in the treadmill room, most embarassing damn thing to have that many people laughing at you.

 

[danielson]

 

[GoldenDelicious]

its OK PHATchick, its not as bad as those people you see walking into glass doors

 

[PHATchik]

I had to bump yesterday's dumbass moment.

 

[Code]

Your man should be doing this for you girl.

 

[PHATchik]

Your man should be doing this for you girl.

Bumping my threads?

 

[Code]

Cleaning the snow off your car.

Bumping my threads?

 

[HumorMe]

its OK PHATchick, its not as bad as those people you see walking into glass doors

http://www.joked.com/view.php?id=287&item_nr=2&total=73

 

[PHATchik]

Cleaning the snow off your car.

Yeah, I knew what you meant. I'm afraid it was just easier to make a joke about the other because I don't have an answer for this one.

 

[Code]

I shit you not, my cousin died from running into a sliding glass door at his sister's birthday party.

I wasn't there. But lets just say it put a moratorium on birthday parties for a few years after that.

its OK PHATchick, its not as bad as those people you see walking into glass doors