Whiskey said:Ode to OAS...
Oh OAS, we all have missed you so
All of us wondered why you had to go.
Were you on a journey, a mission, a great pilgrimage to some Karmic Place
Were you testing us, watching us, checking our Karmic faith?
I guess none of that matters, for now you are here
Now it is time to celebrate, so pass the Karmic Beer.
Oh how nice it is to have our founder and leader back on board
Once again we are complete, with the return of our founding Lord.![]()
Whiskey
Whiskey said:Just wait for my Ode to the Great Karmic Church hymn!! I'm going to try to use as many peoples names in it as possible... either that or make it a possible theme song depending on the reaction to it... we'll see.![]()
Mr. dB said:Or we could all just sing the "Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch" song...
strongsmartsexy said:![]()
I LIKE that song!




I like the one about the jolly elf that steals roids.obiwan9962 said:btw
i think some of the new karmic titles are funny as shit![]()
but i ain't wearing no red shoes with wings
and flying bout like a faerie![]()
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who thought that one up?![]()
lolTQpew said:i like mr db's karma title. apparently his feet reek of karma.
obiwan9962 said:domo aligato
seems i have now learned the art
yes but dinner is another matterBran987 said:congrats! have you also learned the art of letting me eat my lunch in peace?
Bran987 said:lol, well since you seem to be talking to yourself on this page, and speaking of dinner, I have a question..
I remember I posted a thread about cheese, and you answered with a brilliant philosophical rendition of how cheese ages and fulfills its destiny by growing into a beautiful butterfly and how the spores are actually just showing how mature and grown up the cheese is, and that's how you can tell when the cheese is ready to be all it can be and join the army.... it was great but I can't find it right now
so does that mean I can eat cheese even after the spores grow? or do I just need to cut off the outer edges of the block when this happens?
or did you not say that at all? am I a crack addict? I need help from my obi chef![]()
SoreArms said:Updated list
OAS
The Hallowed Pontiff
SoreArms
Nun Perverter
Mr. dB
Venerated Old Dude
tripleblonde
the glorified nipple
Canadianhitman
Collection Plate Enforcer
obiwan9962
The preacher
soklueles
The Vestal prioress
hamstershaver
church mouse
sawastea
The Holy Arch-Bishop
powerslave
Pious Vicar
Bran987
Revered Chief Mason
onerepmaximum
The Stacked Padre
superqt4u2nv
The innocent cleavage sister
KillahBee
Ascended Guardian of the Tabern
deteras1
The cherubic sin hound
The Ejaculator
The blessed semen
juicedpigtails
positive influence
hardrock
The righteous head honcho
FISHTALES
fish monk
strongsmartsexy
the Patriarch Deacon
WTLFTR
the righteous elder
SC4EVA
altar boy molestor
Bo-Den
The demonic head honcho flag bearer
rpol
Virtous Gospel pusher
Gymgurl
horny karmic nun
Whiskey
The Virtuous Cantor
TheOak01
The pubescent altar boy
MrsPuddlesFL
The avant-garde Mother Superior of liberal sex
Clean
The Certified Sermonizer
JohnnyMolson
The Vigilant and Watchful Eye
TQpew
The Holy Friar
MrMakaveli
The unrelenting Cerberus
gonelifting
Hall Monitor
redshirt27se
The Upright Shepherd
we are now 34 deep
out_at_sea said:tell them to send me a PM with a short bio about themself and a short explanation as to why they wanna join NKC....
I am gonna PM EFAnton about that.....TQpew said:we need to get ef anton/spellwin to make us an official group like the esob. who knows how it's done?
TQpew said:we need to get ef anton/spellwin to make us an official group like the esob. who knows how it's done?
out_at_sea said:NKC members,
What do you think of Perkele being "the angelic shemale hustler of NKC"?
out_at_sea said:NKC members,
What do you think of Perkele being "the angelic shemale hustler of NKC"?
out_at_sea said:NKC members,
What do you think of Perkele being "the angelic shemale hustler of NKC"?

strongsmartsexy said:BAM! Has the Deacon's approval.![]()
Lestat said:what's going on in here?
SoreArms said:looking to join? we got all the hot chickies
Lestat said:yeah, this is looking like the place to be.
out_at_sea said:Didnt you say that there are a few folks who woudl like to join us?
If so, tell them to send me a PM with a short bio about themself and a short explanation as to why they wanna join NKC....
TQpew said:but wasn't he banned at some point?
its the new karmic church. oas started it cause he has the most karma. its long hours but you get full health and dental coverage.Lestat said:i was never banned!
someone tell me what this whole thing is about.
Lestat said:i was never banned!
someone tell me what this whole thing is about.
SoKlueles said:
change the colors to dark green and sienna.presguy said:i did
presguy said:i did
glad to have you back babeGymgurl said:I have missed you all....glad to be back!!
presguy said:how do you get the sig in color?
Bran987 said:what happened to lestat? he could be the church journalist
truehamstershaver said:some of these members havent posted in a long time
obiwan9962 said:true
mothersday weekend is a
busy weekend in the restaurant biz
SoreArms said:We ams now 36

Puddles said:![]()
Nice to see the new members. I've got a soft spot for Perkle.![]()
errrrrrr my mum passed away last year broBran987 said:I don't think he was talking about you chef!
did you cook for your mom on mom's day?
Gymgurl said:Well get a rubbing will ya!!!

Puddles said:Rub-a-dub-dub, 3 church members in the tub.![]()
hamstershaver said:pics for the church scrapbook please
Puddles said:I was thinking a video might be more informative.![]()

Puddles said:I was thinking a video might be more informative.![]()
powerslave said:that's my girl! I was thinking the same thing. Could be usefull for recruitment as well.![]()
Puddles said:Well, that settles it then. For the good of the church we will video our bathtub fun.
I'll fill up the tub, get in, turn on the jets and wait for you two to join me.
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