NKC members

[out_at_sea]

After the child's asleep we'll do some mommy and daddy cardio.

haleluja sister.....

have a good workout....

 

[Whiskey]

Just don't break the bed, I imagine it would suck for your kids to walk in on ya!!

Whiskey

 

[bran987]

OH, and I might have me a new woman... Might. Update in future. All I have to say is that I bit the bullet, went up to her and we hung out all yesterday and last night. We'll see.

Whiskey

good luck! it's amazing what happens when you actually make an effort isn't it?

 

[Puddles]

Just don't break the bed, I imagine it would suck for your kids to walk in on ya!!

Whiskey

LOL I imagine it would but we always lock the door. Usually I turn on the washer and dryer to make some noise in the hallway and the speakers over my bed help drown out any noises we're making.

Well...got my work done and gonna head out for the afternoon. Have a wonderful weekend everyone!

 

[out_at_sea]

Please welcome Humor Me as "The salient reverend of the New Karmic Church".....


A very nice guy.....


SA....update our roster!

 

[Mr. dB]

Welcome to the fold!

 

[perkele]

Welcome to our church.

 

[bran987]

the picture guy joined the church?

 

[bran987]

you're in our world now!

http://www.lochrie.plus.com/owned/owned13.jpg

 

[perkele]

you're in our world now!

http://www.lochrie.plus.com/owned/owned13.jpg

Almost as funny as Jeff Daniels in Dumb And Dumber when he threw the snow ball straight into Lauren Holly's characters face.

 

[presguy]

amen

 

[SoreArms]

Welcome to the church HumorMe

Updated list of members

OAS
The Hallowed Pontiff
SoreArms
Nun Perverter
Mr. dB
Venerated Old Dude
tripleblonde
the glorified nipple
Canadianhitman
Collection Plate Enforcer
obiwan9962
The preacher
soklueles
The Vestal prioress
hamstershaver
church mouse
sawastea
The Holy Arch-Bishop
powerslave
Pious Vicar
Bran987
Revered Chief Mason
onerepmaximum
The Stacked Padre
superqt4u2nv
The innocent cleavage sister
KillahBee
Ascended Guardian of the Tabern
deteras1
The cherubic sin hound
The Ejaculator
The blessed semen
juicedpigtails
positive influence
hardrock
The righteous head honcho
FISHTALES
fish monk
strongsmartsexy
the Patriarch Deacon
WTLFTR
the righteous elder
SC4EVA
altar boy molestor
Bo-Den
The demonic head honcho flag bearer
rpol
Virtous Gospel pusher
Gymgurl
horny karmic nun
Whiskey
The Virtuous Cantor
TheOak01
The pubescent altar boy
MrsPuddlesFL
The avant-garde Mother Superior of liberal sex
Clean
The Certified Sermonizer
JohnnyMolson
The Vigilant and Watchful Eye
TQpew
The Holy Friar
MrMakaveli
The unrelenting Cerberus
gonelifting
Hall Monitor
redshirt27se
The Upright Shepherd
perkele
The angelic shemale hustler
presguy
The Virtuous Devil Dodger
Devastation
The Wicked Rogue Prelate
Dakotah
The Prelate's Nymphic Nun
Bigdawg1468
The ferocious cerberus
jenscats5
The charming feline lady nun
Jnuts
The safeguarding eagle eye
L_Seven
The mysterious foxy nun
HumorMe
The salient reverend

Total=43

 

[FISHTALES]

humor me is a member now?

 

[Dakotah]

welcome to church Humor me

hello everyone
iwent to the beach today and had somr lil a-hole 10 or 11 yo boy say"i'll poke ya in the pussy" and "will u go out with me" and " damn u r straight out of my playboy magazine baby mmmmm mmmmm"

i was so bewildered at what i was hearing i was thinking of filling his mouth with sand.
I looked around for his guardian or such and found he had some dink watching him who was maybe 5-6 years older than him and he was preoccupied with his girl off a ways and come to find out they were having sex in the lake a few feet away from me and the girl lost her bottoms. The lake water was disgusting and smelled of fish and was very murky looking ---can we say infection?

 

[Puddles]

LOL Funny story, Dakotah!

Welcome, Humor Me!

 

[hamstershaver]

sunday services in session

 

[FISHTALES]

survived another night

 

[Mr. dB]

Dang, I fell asleep in church again! It's becoming an Arkansas tradition!

 

[SoreArms]

sunday services in session

 

[bran987]

sunday services in session

what is the topic today

 

[canadianhitman]

The only thing going on today worth mentioning is game #4 of the NBA Finals.

 

[Dakotah]

im makin waffles so i will be back in lil while

 

[out_at_sea]

^^^I am gonna leave in 10 min to play a holdem poker game....tournament style...

NCK, pray for me....

 

[Dakotah]

oas good luck

 

[bran987]

^^^I am gonna leave in 10 min to play a holdem poker game....tournament style...

NCK, pray for me....

all in, on a bluff!

 

[canadianhitman]

May your bluffs go uncalled, and may the river card add to your hand each and every time. Amen.

 

[out_at_sea]

Good news.....got second place and made $ 200......

Thanks for all your prayers...

 

[SoreArms]

you got to have fun and made some money

 

[out_at_sea]

you got to have fun and made some money

I was so damn close to get the first place.....but it's all good....another pay day....

 

[Dakotah]

I was so damn close to get the first place.....but it's all good....another pay day....[/QUOTE way to go
i never gamble so at least a buddy won doing it

 

[obiwan9962]

you got to have fun

 

[Gymgurl]

Speaking of fun...how the hell are you Obi!!

 

[FISHTALES]

If you are reading this it means you have made it another day, make the best of it.

 

[The_Ghost]

If you are reading this it means you have made it another day, make the best of it.

Amen to that!!!!

 

[presguy]

im not going to work today . ill stay in church.

 

[presguy]

im not going to work today . ill stay in church.

 

[presguy]

im not going to work today . ill stay in church.

 

[SoreArms]

ANy one heard from WTLFTR? Haven't seen him around in a while.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Who will I be confessing my sins to this week?

 

[hamstershaver]

ANy one heard from WTLFTR? Haven't seen him around in a while.

no kidding, and onerep is mia for about a week now

 

[SoreArms]

no kidding, and onerep is mia for about a week now

Onerep's in Mexico, he'll be back soon.

I looked through WTLFTR's posts and the last one he posted was on this thread and he said something about a PC virus, but it shouldn't take this long to get your PC fixed. I hope everythings OK. His plat account is still active though.

 

[The Wenis]

Onerep's in Mexico, he'll be back soon.

MEXICO???oooh i bet he's bringing back a lot of goodies for the christmas stocking.

 

[perkele]

Perk is in the church. It's monday, 10.47PM here. I have my TV on and there's Sweden-Bulgaria soccer game going on, Sweden leads 1-0. Now I'm gonna scratch my balls and drink some juice. No popcorn today, it sucks.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

The Deacon is in da hoooooooooooooouse!

I don't care who wins at basketball!

It's time to go fishing!

 

[perkele]

Perk is in the church. It's monday, 10.47PM here. I have my TV on and there's Sweden-Bulgaria soccer game going on, Sweden leads 1-0. Now I'm gonna scratch my balls and drink some juice. No popcorn today, it sucks.

11.06PM

Sweden-Bulgaria 3-0

 

[obiwan9962]

Speaking of fun...how the hell are you Obi!!

doing good babe
busy as usually
got a young gf
but you know i wish she was you
you know i want you
she is young and open minded but i am still weary what to propose to here
if it was you i know it would be all good
miss ya

 

[bran987]

she is young and open minded but i am still weary what to propose to here

don't propose!!! you just met her!!! don't let her young body manipulate your mind!

 

[obiwan9962]

don't propose!!! you just met her!!! don't let her young body manipulate your mind!

lol
well i have yet to tell her i am bi
gg already knows
when i tell annie what the hell is she going to do
i am a dom but she is showing dom tendencies that worries me
lol
hey folks how goes??

 

[SoKlueles]

hi everyone, i am here for monday night service

 

[Mr. dB]

I think the preacher is drunk.

 

[FISHTALES]

I think the preacher is drunk.

I know the Monk was on saturday

 

[Puddles]

hi everyone, i am here for monday night service

I could use some servicing.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I could use some servicing.

I bent you over for some servicing just the other day.

 

[Puddles]

I bent you over for some servicing just the other day.

You delivered a wonderful semen...I mean sermon...but today's another day and I need some more help.

 

[SoreArms]

here to service

 

[Puddles]

Church is pretty busy for a Monday night. I think it's time for some confessions.

 

[SoreArms]

I confess to being horny

 

[canadianhitman]

Is there Provirion in the NKC communion wafers or something??? Everyone is horny all the damn time.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Church is pretty busy for a Monday night. I think it's time for some confessions.

Ok lets get in the confessional and I will tell you all my sins.

 

[bran987]

lol
well i have yet to tell her i am bi
gg already knows
when i tell annie what the hell is she going to do
i am a dom but she is showing dom tendencies that worries me
lol
hey folks how goes??

you are a bisexual preaching dominatrix chef?
wooooooow lol

 

[hamstershaver]

you are a bisexual preaching dominatrix chef?
wooooooow lol

that may be a first

 

[The_Ghost]

that may be a first

LOL

 

[Deterass]

I was out for a few days and got passed by a few peeps.

 

[SoreArms]

in for karmic sin!

 

[bran987]

when I saw her picture I knew her advice would be solid gold

http://home.ripway.com/2004-5/117542/Picture007.jpg

 

[SoreArms]

when I saw her picture I knew her advice would be solid gold

http://home.ripway.com/2004-5/117542/Picture007.jpg

LOL, it obviously worked for her

 

[Dakotah]

hello everyone
in for service
so whats new around here?

 

[Deterass]

hello everyone
in for service
so whats new around here?

Any new pics?

 

[The Wenis]

Any new pics?

 

[Dakotah]

i do but they have to be resized and devastation isnt here to do that for me yet hes at his mommies
i promise you two will be the first to know i have them in okay?

 

[SoreArms]

i promise you two will be the first to know i have them in okay?

requesting notice too, please!

 

[Dakotah]

requesting notice too, please!

okay i promise to you too
seeing as to how you guys are pretty much the only ones that ask
thanks for being sweet all of you

 

[FISHTALES]

happy tuesday

 

[hamstershaver]

happy tuesday

 

[redshirt27se]

whats up fellow bretheren. i've been gone for a while but i am back in action.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Nice to have you back redshirt!

 

[obiwan9962]

preacher checking in
hope everyone's been doing well
time for sacramental wine

 

[obiwan9962]

you are a bisexual preaching dominatrix chef?
wooooooow lol

not that odd really in my line of work
lol

 

[out_at_sea]

wE NEED SOME NUNS PICS....

 

[obiwan9962]

and has my sexuality been flagrant on any thread?
has it made me an outcast amongst the churchmembers?
hope not

 

[SoreArms]

and has my sexuality been flagrant on any thread?
has it made me an outcast amongst the churchmembers?
hope not

I still love, just not in that way, so don't get any funny ideas you bi-seuxal freak!

J/K

you're still cool, preacha!

 

[powerslave]

uggggggh, I have to go back to work tomorrow.

 

[SoKlueles]

uggggggh, I have to go back to work tomorrow.

 

[obiwan9962]

I still love, just not in that way, so don't get any funny ideas you bi-seuxal freak!

J/K

you're still cool, preacha!

thanks you're kewl too
ya all are


by the way, I am a FREAK!
lol

 

[out_at_sea]

thanks you're kewl too
ya all are


by the way, I am a FREAK!
lol

Did you try to put your NKC title in your sig?

 

[obiwan9962]

Did you try to put your NKC title in your sig?

yes
but sigs only work for plats

 

[canadianhitman]

Tuesday prayers...late, but I'm here.

 

[SoKlueles]

Tuesday prayers...late, but I'm here.

 

[anthrax]

Hey, what's that NKC thread ?

 

[Dakotah]

hello everyone
my tanning went super well today and had lots of fun at the beach
ahhh i feel better
so whats going on in church? what did i miss?

 

[Mr. dB]

confession time: I thought evil thoughts about a number of people at work tonight.

 

[perkele]

confession time: I just pooped. done & done.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Tuesday prayers...late, but I'm here.

Get in the confessional!

 

[sawastea]

happy wednesday

 

[bran987]

Hey, what's that NKC thread ?

hey look! thrax came over from the diet board! hey bud!

 

[The_Ghost]

Wed, meetings! BAH!!!!!

 

[KillahBee]

Wed, meetings! BAH!!!!!

I hear that, CosmoNug.

 

[Mr. dB]

Wednesday is Spaghetti Supper night, isn't it?

 

[Deterass]

I've been having lustful thoughts about Dakotah.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I've been having lustful thoughts about Dakotah.

It's ok, I've been having lustful thoughts about Dakotah too. Or was is Puddles? Well, maybe it was QT. But then again it could have been jenscat. And everyeone knows it was likely Velvett. But, maybe it was just all of them at once since I woke up totally exhausted this morning!