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Newbie~very excited!!

If you ever have any relationship problems, I'm the person to ask.
 
Section 4-1.37A of the New Member Rules and Regulations Statute:
Show us your tits.
 
eroticnsweet said:
Hi everyone! new here! have been looking around, and this looks liks a great sight!!! A lot of great people, and a great way to get other people's input and my questions answered!! I look forward to talking with you!!
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why do i get the feeling you're not really female?
maybe its your over-use of exclamation points.
 
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superdave said:
Section 4-1.37A of the New Member Rules and Regulations Statute:
Show us your tits.
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LMAO!!! That is great...now its in code.
 
I would fight you.

I would.... fight you.
 
Can we get proof you are in fact a real woman?

Sad thing is... we have idiototic males on here that create female 'alters' and pretend to be girls and do stupid shit like get guys to send them penis pics and shit. It is actually pretty pathetic.

So you will understand that we don't beleive until several pictures are posted...

Also.... You should know: Alien Amp Pharm is completely harmless. He can't get laid in a whore house - so go ahead and chat it up with him, treat him like the friend he will always be to women all over the world. And don't worry about hurting his feelings and stomping on his heart. He is a big pussy and is completely used to getting no play, but being hurt none-the-less. Flxygel comes in a close second... but AAP is definetly worse.
 
LOL you guys~ ok, no pics as of yet, so what could i say to prove i am a female??? hhmm...I love shoes!!! But i guess that doesn't really help..um, I was in labor for 5 1/2 hours with my child and have been married forever!!! The whole boob thing...believe me, you wouldn't be impressed...after a child, they just aren't where they should be...specially for a 23 year old! uuhhggg...lol Need some exercises to bring them up..any ideas?? I can tell you a few of my fav phrases....is that a sale?? honey, does this make me look fat??? Is that flavored lip gloss?? Thank you all for the welcomes!!!!!!!!!
 
The Ejaculator said:
Also.... You should know: Alien Amp Pharm is completely harmless. He can't get laid in a whore house - so go ahead and chat it up with him, treat him like the friend he will always be to women all over the world. And don't worry about hurting his feelings and stomping on his heart. He is a big pussy and is completely used to getting no play, but being hurt none-the-less. Flxygel comes in a close second... but AAP is definetly worse.
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Worse than Flxygel?!?!? WTF?

At least I got within hugging distance with this last girl.

:)
 
eroticnsweet said:
LOL you guys~ ok, no pics as of yet, so what could i say to prove i am a female??? hhmm...I love shoes!!! But i guess that doesn't really help..um, I was in labor for 5 1/2 hours with my child and have been married forever!!! The whole boob thing...believe me, you wouldn't be impressed...after a child, they just aren't where they should be...specially for a 23 year old! uuhhggg...lol Need some exercises to bring them up..any ideas?? I can tell you a few of my fav phrases....is that a sale?? honey, does this make me look fat??? Is that flavored lip gloss?? Thank you all for the welcomes!!!!!!!!!
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you're 23 and have been married forever? i think i've been married longer than you've been alive. :worried:
you can't bring your tits up. at the most, if you do enough pec work, you'll create a better looking cleavage, but it won't do a thing to make your breasts look better and may even make em look funny (saggy breasts on pec muscles aren't pretty).
welcome aboard.
 
The Ejaculator said:
Also.... You should know: Alien Amp Pharm is completely harmless. He can't get laid in a whore house - so go ahead and chat it up with him, treat him like the friend he will always be to women all over the world. And don't worry about hurting his feelings and stomping on his heart. He is a big pussy and is completely used to getting no play, but being hurt none-the-less. Flxygel comes in a close second... but AAP is definetly worse.
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Awesome!!!
 
PatsFan34 said:


Awesome!!!
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I thought you left or got banned or something.

Perhaps I should've crossed fingers on both hands instead of one when I was wishing.
 
The Ejaculator said:
Also.... You should know: Alien Amp Pharm is completely harmless. He can't get laid in a whore house - so go ahead and chat it up with him, treat him like the friend he will always be to women all over the world. And don't worry about hurting his feelings and stomping on his heart. He is a big pussy and is completely used to getting no play, but being hurt none-the-less. Flxygel comes in a close second... but AAP is definetly worse.
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ROFLMAO!!!
 
alien amp pharm said:
I thought you left or got banned or something.

Perhaps I should've crossed fingers on both hands instead of one when I was wishing.
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Be careful what you wish for Pal!!!

And why would I get band? I'm elite's best and favorite member!!!
 
eroticnsweet said:
LOL you guys~ ok, no pics as of yet, so what could i say to prove i am a female??? hhmm...I love shoes!!! But i guess that doesn't really help..um, I was in labor for 5 1/2 hours with my child and have been married forever!!! The whole boob thing...believe me, you wouldn't be impressed...after a child, they just aren't where they should be...specially for a 23 year old! uuhhggg...lol Need some exercises to bring them up..any ideas?? I can tell you a few of my fav phrases....is that a sale?? honey, does this make me look fat??? Is that flavored lip gloss?? Thank you all for the welcomes!!!!!!!!!
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Welcome to the site! (Although, with phrases like that you still could be a guy ... a gay guy, but a guy! Anyways you deserve the benefit of the doubt.)
 
alien amp pharm said:
Worse than Flxygel?!?!? WTF?

At least I got within hugging distance with this last girl.

:)
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hey, I've hugged a girl before... plenty a times.

Theres a girl that hugs me every time I see her (once a week in the summer time, when I'm back at my home church) and she is hot btw.

anyways, no need to compete for who is or isn't the biggest loser on this board, so Ejac dont encourage please.
 
fyxgel2 said:
hey, I've hugged a girl before... plenty a times.

Theres a girl that hugs me every time I see her (once a week in the summer time, when I'm back at my home church) and she is hot btw.
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Mom..Aunt..next door neightbor? MILF?
 
fyxgel2 said:
hey, I've hugged a girl before... plenty a times.

Theres a girl that hugs me every time I see her (once a week in the summer time, when I'm back at my home church) and she is hot btw.

anyways, no need to compete for who is or isn't the biggest loser on this board, so Ejac dont encourage please.
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does she ride the short bus?
(i'm joking. please don't take that seriously hon)
 
Sugarplum said:
does she ride the short bus?
(i'm joking. please don't take that seriously hon)
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Oh snap!!!! :lmao:
 
fyxgel2 said:
hey, I've hugged a girl before... plenty a times.

Theres a girl that hugs me every time I see her (once a week in the summer time, when I'm back at my home church) and she is hot btw.

anyways, no need to compete for who is or isn't the biggest loser on this board, so Ejac dont encourage please.
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lol.

We need to hang out sometime.

I will go up and get us a girl. You can then talk and scare her away. At which point I'll start crying, feel heart-broken and start numerous threads on EF about 'the one that got away'.
 
alien amp pharm said:
lol.

We need to hang out sometime.

I will go up and get us a girl. You can then talk and scare her away. At which point I'll start crying, feel heart-broken and start numerous threads on EF about 'the one that got away'.
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good plan,

but arent I supposed to be the one who makes the thread, and complains about everything on EF? :)
 
Sugarplum said:
you're 23 and have been married forever? i think i've been married longer than you've been alive. :worried:
you can't bring your tits up. at the most, if you do enough pec work, you'll create a better looking cleavage, but it won't do a thing to make your breasts look better and may even make em look funny (saggy breasts on pec muscles aren't pretty).
welcome aboard.
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You think you have been married as long as i have been alive??? :) And thanks for the encouraging words about the chest thing!!! UUHHHGGGG I have a nice slender body, very firm...and was hoping by some chance, there was something i could do to make them look better when the clothes are off!!!!! LOL ok...well..i guess no hope for me there....thanks for the welcome!!!!
 
eroticnsweet said:
You think you have been married as long as i have been alive??? :) And thanks for the encouraging words about the chest thing!!! UUHHHGGGG I have a nice slender body, very firm...and was hoping by some chance, there was something i could do to make them look better when the clothes are off!!!!! LOL ok...well..i guess no hope for me there....thanks for the welcome!!!!
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they probably aren't as bad as you think, but i'm sure you'll get some encouraging feedback if you post a pic.
 
Sugarplum said:
...but i'm sure you'll get some encouraging feedback if you post a pic of your pendulous cock.
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:worried:
 
ChefWide said:
:worried:
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LOL... good one.
here i was doing you guys a favor and saving you the trouble of asking.
 
The Ejaculator said:
Also.... You should know: Alien Amp Pharm is completely harmless. He can't get laid in a whore house - so go ahead and chat it up with him, treat him like the friend he will always be to women all over the world. And don't worry about hurting his feelings and stomping on his heart. He is a big pussy and is completely used to getting no play, but being hurt none-the-less. Flxygel comes in a close second... but AAP is definetly worse.
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give the ole chap a break............ ;)
 
ok, i do not feel comfortable sending pics to all you horn dogs....hubby would not be happy and he is the only person who really needs to know if am male or female...can promise i am 100% female....but you guys can take it as you want it....Hubby is kind of possesive. hehehe...but thanks again for all the welcomes!
 
Gymgurl said:
No real woman would ever say that her boobs suck on this board......hmmmmmmm
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would you ever hear one say she has a nice slender body... very firm ?
even if you thought you did, would you say it?
 
Gosh you guys are a tough crowd!!! i am 5'5'' and i weigh 90 pounds. I am in good shape, however after having my daughter, my chest wasn't as nice and firm as it was before. I know i have a "tight" body, however child sized. No cock here...sorry! Gosh my husband is a member of this sight and always has such good things to say about all of you. Now i am beginning to wonder????
 
eroticnsweet said:
Gosh you guys are a tough crowd!!! i am 5'5'' and i weigh 90 pounds. I am in good shape, however after having my daughter, my chest wasn't as nice and firm as it was before. I know i have a "tight" body, however child sized. No cock here...sorry! Gosh my husband is a member of this sight and always has such good things to say about all of you. Now i am beginning to wonder????
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Don't worry about the Guys hun ,just hang around & post before you know it you'll be another one of the croud! ;)

RADAR
 
eroticnsweet said:
Gosh you guys are a tough crowd!!! i am 5'5'' and i weigh 90 pounds. I am in good shape, however after having my daughter, my chest wasn't as nice and firm as it was before. I know i have a "tight" body, however child sized. No cock here...sorry! Gosh my husband is a member of this sight and always has such good things to say about all of you. Now i am beginning to wonder????
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If you have ever seen the movie Crocodile Dundee when Mick goes over to the old woman that looks like a transvestite and grabs her by the crotch to see if she is indeed a woman, you will understand our hesitations to accept you as a woman without pics. Preferably a pic with you holding a sign that says "EliteFitness eroticnsweet."

Thanks.:D
 
Radar~ Thank you for your kind words. Some people joking or not can be discouraging. ;0( I know it is all in the name of fun...however don't want to get ousted for people thinking i am a shemale or something.

puddle~ Where in WA you at??? Thank you for the nice welcome

Thank you both by not insiting on me degrading myself just to prove to you that i am actually a female. ;0)
 
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