New Math

[CipherLock]

What makes 100%. What does it mean to give MORE than 100%. Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving MORE than 100%. We have all been to meetings where someone wants to give you MORE than 100%. How about achieving 103%. Here is a little mathematical formula that may help answer some of these questions.

If A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z are represented
by 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-26

then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

and
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

look how far
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G will take you
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

One can thusly conclude with mathematical certainty that:
while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will getyou there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top.

Think about it!!!!

 

[CipherLock]

LAUGH DAMN YOU!!!!

THIS IS FUNNY!

 

[ohashi]

Funny, yes, but older than my grandpa.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Then sleeping is the best of all:

ZZZZZ

 

[ohashi]

Then sleeping is the best of all:

ZZZZZ

That'd be 130%.