NEW CONTEST!! Help name Mass Quantities new Sleep formulation and win a year's supply

[aNuBiS]

How's about

Eas-Z's
Eas-Z
Sleep ease-z
Ease-Z
Ease-Z's
Sleep E-Zzz
Eas-Z Sleep

or some combination of the above indicating that it allows you to get the sleep you need easily and worry free so that you can finally wrest properly.

 

[Frackal]

MassTranquility

DeepSleep

Restful Growth

 

[Aussie Juga naught]

- Insomnia No More

- Restfull Nights

- Deep sleeper

- Fast Asleep

 

[solidspine]

“Wet Dreams” from Mass Quantities

 

[Nathan]

M.Q. Donkey Punch

What the hell do donkeys have to do with anything?

Okay George, how about:

Mass Quantities' Completely Crap-tacular Crash Control

Mass Quantities' Pleasingly Pleasant Pillow Pill

Mass Quantities' Super Steamy, Sexually Satisfying Sleep Serum - okay you may decide not to go over that one again but that's just fine

 

[Silent Method]

Mass Recovery –PM
Mass Recovery –PM Extreme
Mass Recovery Plus
Grow-doze
Growth Factor –PM
Growth Factor –PM Extreme
Muscle Synthesis –PM
M.Q. Quality Mass –PM
Recovery Extreme
Mass Blast –PM
Prime Recovery –PM
Muscle Blast –PM
Muscle Sleep
Recovery Force
Night Blast
Quality Mass Extreme
Quality Mass Plus
Quality Mass –PM
Dream Huge
Mass Dream
Mass Dreams
Dream Mass
Dream Growth -PM
Rest Large
Rest Extreme

 

[GaryWary]

I have 4 names:

1. too many ineffectual ingredients!
2. needs inositol to work better!
3. what the fuck is skull cap?
4. why do cats go crazy over valerian?

 

[GaryWary]

Valerian (Valeriana officinalis) is a plant with a long history of use as a medicinal plant for a large number of disorders. It is said to have been used to treat insomnia since pre-Christian times. The Peterson Field Guide to Medicinal Plants states that it is the leading over-the-counter tranquilizer in Europe. And cats like it, too! But, for cats, it acts as a stimulant rather than as a sedative. The roots of valerian contain actinidine, and it is likely this substance which makes it attractive to cats.

 

[GaryWary]

Mass Quantities is looking for your help naming its new sleep formulation! Please also let them know what you think about the following ingredients:

EACH CAPSULE SUPPLIES:

Valerian Root herb- 350 mg

Skull Cap herb- 50 mg

Melatonin- 500 mcg

Passion Flower herb- 300 mg

5-Hydroxytryptophan (5-HTP)- 25 mg

The winner will be selected from the entries posted on the Boards!

My final alternative:

Inositol 600mg
Valerian extract 300mg
5HTP 25mg

take 2 before retiring....

1. Tryptamine Dream

2. VI5

3. Rest

4. Peace

 

[GaryWary]

Nature's Valium
tranquil
Calm