Nelson Montana - A Comedian????

[rudy76]

I was just flipping through the March 08 Musclemag and on page 210 Nelson has a Jeff Foxworthy spin off called "You May Be Obsessed With Bodybuilding IF..."

Here are a few:

- the amount you squat exceeds the amount in your bank account.

- you can't understand why Lou Ferrigno never won an Oscar.

- you skipped your grandfather's funeral because it was leg day.

- after being off gear for a week you figure you've cleaned out enough and it's time for another cycle.

So Nelson - When did you become a comedian?

Funny Stuff - I won't tell you all of them - you'll need to buy the mag.

 

[GUARDIAN]

he posted the entire list on here last week or 2 with the unedited version that musclemag wouldnt publish.

 

[Cal_21]

I was just flipping through the March 08 Musclemag and on page 210 Nelson has a Jeff Foxworthy spin off called "You May Be Obsessed With Bodybuilding IF..."

Here are a few:

- the amount you squat exceeds the amount in your bank account.

- you can't understand why Lou Ferrigno never won an Oscar.

- you skipped your grandfather's funeral because it was leg day.

- after being off gear for a week you figure you've cleaned out enough and it's time for another cycle.

So Nelson - When did you become a comedian?

Funny Stuff - I won't tell you all of them - you'll need to buy the mag.

lol he posted this a while ago. Hilarious list. Totally helped prove my "Nelson Montana appreciation thread" was relevant. The guy has a good bb'ing mind, and he can be entertaining. The more people in the bb'ing community that show the world that we're not "big dumb meat-heads" the better.

 

[needtogetaas]

nelly is the shit.

 

[safety4lyfe]

haha i like skipping the funeral...

i can def relate to the squat...i gots NO coinage in the bank, not even for a gym membership. thats why im working there now

 

[Cal_21]

nelly is the shit.

+1

 

[roadwarrior]

he posted the entire list on here last week or 2 with the unedited version that musclemag wouldnt publish.

here's link... http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/steroids-discussion-forum/you-obsessed-582545.html

 

[advanced-stealth]

Lmao

 

[hurricane]

nelson is my dude ! guy with a good BB mind and 1 of the few BB writers whos articles dont put me to sleep lmfao

 

[GUARDIAN]

here's link... http://www.expertpcsupport.com/forum/steroids-discussion-forum/you-obsessed-582545.html

thx 4 the link. i was too lazy last night 2 search...lol

 

[chaos13]

great link