Need advice on a personal trainer hitting on me today.

[Nicorette]

yeah, I had a girl in my office ask me if she could borrow my calculater the other day, but I know what she really wanted.

Lmao

 

[beefybull]

So you think she was hitting on you just because she asked you about the price of your mp3 player? LOL

NeVVb!

 

[Jroxxx]

lol funny

 

[Gambino]

400 poud dumbell damn youuz is strong

 

[marshallmadman]

Best thread eva! EVAAAAA!

 

[ErikaMarie]

Sorry... I'm new here (this is actually my 1st post) but was this thread a big joke?

After reading the 1st few posts, my head hurts to read the rest.

If it's not a big joke, I feel REALLY bad for the poster.

 

[tzaroff123]

an MP3 player?
400lbs DB?

don't tell me your are Mr O , Ronnie Coleman in disguised?


seriously i doubt she is hitting on you.....BTW MP3 players which u bought 3 years ago ...imao..change please..a new model with bigger memory size than your "massive guns" cost just liek 25 bucks nowadays ,
Imao...u might as well use a walkman instead...go R E T R O

*plays some ALBA music*

 

[jstrick2]

yeah, right in the supply closet. Then another girl came in looking for
"paper clips". Next thing you know, I was elbow deep in titties.

the elbows deep part had me dyin lmao

 

[Arniceous]

I dont know if shrooms are in your array of supplements or not dude, but you sound straight up nuts!

 

[Freddie de Lux]

Man I wish you were here to do it for me. I'm so not good at it. Should I take my headphones off when I do it or would that make it look like I care more and make it harder for her?

Darling!

Darling, Darling, Darling!

Put an end to what? I'm sure you're adorable and all, and on top of that you lift 400lbs, which is 4,5 times Freddie's weight. But it sounds like she was asking you a simple question. At what point did you go from that question to believing that she wanted to sleep with you? If Freddie slept with everybody who asks him about how much he paid for his Botox that week, he would not eat or sleep!

Besides, what is wrong with a small flirt (does anybody still use that word?) with a goodlooking lady friend? Never killed anybody. And I am sure it will be more incentive for you to lift 450 instead of 400 in front of her. Don't make an enemy!