Need advice on a personal trainer hitting on me today.

[John WB]

Umm.. What'd you say to flirt back?

Yeah just lay it on the line...walk over too her and go "we need to have a talk... Look... I think you are an extremely sexy woman, and I would love nothing more than to pound your tight little pussy and ass in the men's locker room... but I have a girlfriend, and I just do not want to risk getting caught and losing her... and while I am sure sex with me would be alot better than with your husband, you have too much invested in your marriage to risk it for a few hours of hot, sweety, throbing sex...so if you would, please don't interupt my workouts again."

lol yeah, say that!

 

[HiDnGoD]

ROFLMFAO at everyone that took this serious!

 

[blakeslee]

I find it hard to believe some people took this seriously. Great read though.....it's nice to laugh at the end of the day.

BTW - for future referrence folks: don't just read the first post and then hit reply. You kind of have to read all the post or else you'll end up looking like the idiot who can't take a joke.