Need advice on a personal trainer hitting on me today.

[Deleted member 33117]

God I can't believe you guys. We might as well have made out right there under cable machine like there was mistletoe hanging above us from the pullup bar. I'm telling her it's over tomorrow if I see her.

Yeah just lay it on the line...walk over too her and go "we need to have a talk... Look... I think you are an extremely sexy woman, and I would love nothing more than to pound your tight little pussy and ass in the men's locker room... but I have a girlfriend, and I just do not want to risk getting caught and losing her... and while I am sure sex with me would be alot better than with your husband, you have too much invested in your marriage to risk it for a few hours of hot, sweety, throbing sex...so if you would, please don't interupt my workouts again."

 

[Zebo]

I did 20 dips with the 400lb db, and that was immediately after I had a buddy of mine dislocate both of my shoulders prior to the set.

Slacker

 

[Apexx]

So did you guys have anal sex in a locked office later that afternoon?

yeah, right in the supply closet. Then another girl came in looking for
"paper clips". Next thing you know, I was elbow deep in titties.

 

[supersizeme]

Yeah just lay it on the line...walk over too her and go "we need to have a talk... Look... I think you are an extremely sexy woman, and I would love nothing more than to pound your tight little pussy and ass in the men's locker room... but I have a girlfriend, and I just do not want to risk getting caught and losing her... and while I am sure sex with me would be alot better than with your husband, you have too much invested in your marriage to risk it for a few hours of hot, sweety, throbing sex...so if you would, please don't interupt my workouts again."

Man I wish you were here to do it for me. I'm so not good at it. Should I take my headphones off when I do it or would that make it look like I care more and make it harder for her?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

yeah, right in the supply closet. Then another girl came in looking for
"paper clips". Next thing you know, I was elbow deep in titties.

It was like that when I worked at Lowe's as an appliance salesman. I have never seen so much sex inside a workplace in my life. That is no joke. It was crazy.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Man I wish you were here to do it for me. I'm so not good at it. Should I take my headphones off when I do it or would that make it look like I care more and make it harder for her?

Take them off, and be sure to reherse that little speech I typed out for you. Just say it word for word and look her dead in the eyes while you do it.

Someone needs to put my line to for him to tell her in their sig. That was a work of art.

 

[Becoming]

Dude why don't you just invite her out to the back of your car for some deadlifts....?

Any respectable semi-jacked slut would be down for that in a second...

A workout and a chance to cheapen one's self all in one trip!

 

[the nature boy]

Man I wish you were here to do it for me. I'm so not good at it. Should I take my headphones off when I do it or would that make it look like I care more and make it harder for her?

Make sure you have the Krazee pants and fannie pack with you when you start droping bombs on her.

 

[supersizeme]

Dude why don't you just invite her out to the back of your car for some deadlifts....?

Any respectable semi-jacked slut would be down for that in a second...

A workout and a chance to cheapen one's self all in one trip!

I'm afraid if I brought her back out to my car, opened the door for her and there was 335 locked and loaded staring at her in the face, she'd get cold feet give me some sort of business about "Maybe we shouldn't be doing this." I'd be like, "But it feels so right. Here use my straps." Then we'd chalk each other up sensually like some meatheaded version of that scene in Ghost, slap each other in the face and pull till our noses and shins bled.

 

[the nature boy]

I'm afraid if I brought her back out to my car, opened the door for her and there was 335 locked and loaded staring at her in the face, she'd get cold feet give me some sort of business about "Maybe we shouldn't be doing this." I'd be like, "But it feels so right. Here use my straps." Then we'd chalk each other up sensually like some meatheaded version of that scene in Ghost, slap each other in the face and pull till our noses and shins bled.

LOL. Tandem deadlifts.